And now it's time! Time for the guy you've all ((apparently)) been waiting for. ((Which I think proves that most of my readers are girls o.o Kudos!)) Today's guest is Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: ::lifts an eyebrow and turns snatching Morgan out of the air before she even appeared:: Who are you girl
Morgan: Ack! This isn't cool. You're not suppose to be able to do that!
Sesshomaru: Why can you appear out of air and yet you smell like a human?
Morgan: ....I have really bad karma? ::snaps and she disappears then reappears in her chair:: Yay! Alrighty. It's time for your interview.
Sesshomaru: What is this interview?
Morgan: You'll find out with our first question! ::makes her magical bag of letters appear:: This first one is from Golden-Eyed-Girl. What is the fuzzy thing, a tail or a boa? Second.. Will you marry me?
Sesshomaru: Who is this girl?
Morgan: Ah...I guess she's a fan.
Sesshomaru: Fan?
Morgan: ::beams:: It means she likes you. Answer the question Sesshomaru-sama. Iquiring minds wish to know! What is the fluffy thing?
Sesshomaru: It marks my status as a demon lord
Morgan: Ah. Like a sash. Cute! She also wants to know if you'll marry her.
Sesshomaru: No.
Morgan: ....that's a bit mean
Sesshomaru: She is a human wench isn't she.
Morgan: Ah....I'm guessing
Sesshomaru: I do not fraternize with humans.
Morgan: ::smiles brightly:: You're fraternizing with me!
Sesshomaru: I'm waiting for you to release me from this place before I kill you
Morgan: Well you'll have to answer more questions first! This next on is from Bramblerose4. Why do you hate Inuyasha so much, is it because he's half human and able to use the Tetsusaiga? If he was all demon would you treat him like a true brother?
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha is a hanyou. Enough said.
Morgan: Come on. There's gotta be more to it then that.
Sesshomaru: He is weak. How allowed himself to fall in love with a human woman then was imprisoned by her for 50 years. His tainted blood makes him worthless.
Morgan: And if he wasn't a half demon
Sesshomaru: That is not the case
Morgan: Let's pretend it is.
Sesshomaru: Why bother creating circumstances that will never come around
Morgan: ......hard head
Sesshomaru: ::puts a claw to her throat:: What did you call me?
Morgan: Never mind! This question is from Meka. Do you like Rin? If she were old enough, would you ask her to marry you?
Sesshomaru: No
Morgan: Well it can't be the human thing since you let her follow you so why not?
Sesshomaru: She is amusing so I enjoy her well enough for that however she is to young and always will be.
Morgan: Awe! You see her as a daughter don't you.
Sesshomaru: ::glares::
Morgan: We're gonna have to have a talk about hiding your emotions
Sesshomaru: I don't have emotions.
Morgan: Well you displayed annoyance a while ago.
Sesshomaru: Annoyance is a state of mind not a feeling
Morgan: You run with that. And I'll ask another question! This is from Gem Gamgee. Do you love Rin? If Rin were old enough would ask her to marry you? How can you stand that THING called Jaken? Doesn't his voice make you want to strangle him?
Sesshomaru: I just answered those.
Morgan: You didn't answer this. How can you stand that thing called Jaken?
Sesshomaru: He is annoying but he has his uses. And as long as he obeys my orders I keep him.
Morgan: But...but...his voice!
Sesshomaru: My orders include him keeping quiet often
Morgan: Not often enough. Anyhoo. This question is from Artemis347. Would you marry me if you weren't an anime character and does you love Kagome? If you hate humans so much why did you save Rin and how do you stand Jaken? And who was your mother and what is your last name?
Sesshomaru: I have to answer those?
Morgan: If you didn't already. Would you marry her?
Sesshomaru: This is another human girl isn't it?
Morgan: Ah. I'm pretty sure.
Sesshomaru: I do not take human brides.
Morgan: You know you're not getting any younger
Sesshomaru: .......
Morgan: How about, do you love Kagome?
Sesshomaru: Kagome is the reincarnation of that Kikyou woman. She is Inuyasha's wench.
Morgan: Must you use the term wench?
Sesshomaru: It is what she is. Why would I care for one who consorts with my brother?
Morgan: What about your mom?
Sesshomaru: ::glares:: I don't discuss her
Morgan: Well do you have a last name then?
Sesshomaru: My last name is mearly a statement of who my father was.
Morgan: Oh so...Sesshomaru son of Inutaishou?
Sesshomaru: correct.
Morgan: Okay so...if you hate humans why did you save Rin?
Sesshomaru: I did not save her. I was testing my sword on her.
Morgan: Hiding your emotions again Sesshomaru-kun!
Sesshomaru: That's sama
Morgan: ::blinks:: That's what I said. Kun. Moving along this question is from Sephiroth12285. If Inuyasha was a full demon instead of being a half demon would at least not hate him as much as you do now? If you could pick any female character in the Inuyasha series to be your "girlfriend" or wife. Please explain. (Kikyo, Kagome, Sango, Kagura, etc.) If you lived in the modern era would you do there?
Sesshomaru: ::eyes narrow:: What is this...Inuyasha series?
Morgan: Oh right. Well you see...there are lots of people watching everything going on in your world and it's a show called Inuyasha!
Sesshomaru: Why is it named after my half breed brother?
Morgan: Because...it's mostly about him
Sesshomaru: Why?
Morgan: .....Sesshomaru-kun...are you jealous!?
Sesshomaru: .....no....
Morgan: O-kay. So who would you choose?
Sesshomaru: None of them
Morgan: Well why not!? You're being very picky you know. We're like parading women infront of you!
Sesshomaru: I don't have anytime to have a type of courtship with a female.
Morgan: Geez. What are you a priest?
Sesshomaru: Pardon?
Morgan: Never mind. So what would you be if you lived in the modern era.
Sesshomaru: Modern era?
Morgan: ::slaps a hand to her forhead:: Nevermind. You'd probably be a secret agent...who kills people with one bullet and leave a rose.
Sesshomaru:.....
Morgan: I've been watching to many spy movies! ::beams:: Next question! This is from Mimi&Momo-chan. If Rin grew up and you had the choice of marrying her, or marrying Kagura, who would you choose? And, if you had the chance to help free Kagura from Naraku would you do it?
Sesshomaru: Neither.
Morgan: You gotta this time! Ha!
Sesshomaru: ::glares:: Kagura then.
Morgan: Cuz Rin is your daughter! Kawaii! And would you free Kagura from Naraku?
Sesshomaru: If she cannot free herself then she belongs in servitude.
Morgan: cold. Okay, this is from Rain-chan: Darkened Dream. Sesshoumaru-dono, what would you say if you knew that there were more then a thousand fangirls out there, that your everyday life was broadcasted as a TV show, and that not everyone was in Anime?
Sesshomaru: Fangirls. More of these humans who like me?
Morgan: Yep!
Sesshomaru: That is an annoyance.
Morgan: ::sighs:: Some people are just never happy. Okay this is from Sesshomaru4eva203. What is that fluffy thing on your shoulder? Do you have feelings for Rin? Will you marry me? Why do you keep that stupid moron (jaken) around, if all he does is annoy you! If you wanna get rid of him...can I kill him?
Sesshomaru: I have answered these already.
Morgan: You didn't answer the marriage perposal from this person! And she also wants to kill Jaken for you. Isn't that love?
Sesshomaru: No. I still have use for Jaken. For now
Morgan: And marrying her?
Sesshomaru: ::glares:: I'm not marrying these humans who like me
Morgan: ::sigh:: They're not gonna be happy with you. Okay this is from little anime fan. Why do you carry Rin around?
Sesshomaru: The girl has no where else to go.
Morgan: And you care?
Sesshomaru: Some what.
Morgan: You softy! - Kay, this next question is from Lightning Streak. What do you eat?
Sesshomaru: Eat?
Morgan: Yea! Remember you told Rin you don't eat human food.
Sesshomaru: Of course I eat human food. I simply told her that to get her to leave me alone
Morgan: She was only trying to help!
Sesshomaru: Lord Sesshomaru does not need help.
Morgan: ::sigh:: Whatever. Anyway come back next time when we continue our interview with....Sesshomaru! There are lots of questions and this one interview just can't cover them all so I'll be answering the rest of your inquiries next time!