Morgan: Yay! We're back! And it's time to answer moooooore questions!

Sesshomaru: I thought you would release me when we finished

Morgan: I will! But we're far from finished! This question is from Rayanne. Do you think that there could be a human that is similar to him and worthy to bear your children?

Sesshomaru: No

Morgan: You can hate all human! Some of us aren't weak!

Sesshomaru: ::narrows his eyes at her again:: You all are

Morgan: Then how come I got you trapped here?

Sesshomaru: .......

Morgan: See! I win! So anyway, this next question is from Uniquechic. What's with the make-up?

Sesshomaru: Make-up?

Morgan: On your eyes!

Sesshomaru: ::glares:: It's not make-up. It's markings.

Morgan: .....Oh. Heh! Moving right along! This question is from Danni. Will you marry me? If you had the chance, would you let Kagome heal your arm? Can I have Rin? Why haven't you killed of Jaken yet, he's really annoying? What is Jaken anyway, he looks like a toad/bird? What is Jaken's point? Will you marry me?

Sesshomaru: No

Morgan: ...to...to which one?

Sesshomaru: All of them

Morgan: You can't answer them all no! Like, what is Jaken? He's a no?

Sesshomaru: Why should I bother to figure out what he is? He's my servant.

Morgan: ::dryly:: I'm sure he appreciates being appreciated. And anyway you can't keep rejecting marriage offers forever.

Sesshomaru: ::lifts an eyebrow::

Morgan: Fine! But it'll keep coming up. Next question.This is from BlueMiko. Could you ever fall in love with a human? And if you did, who would it be? Sango, Kagome, Rin, or Kagura?

Sesshomaru: Humans are not creatures worth of loving.

Morgan: I resent that.

Sesshomaru: And Kagura is not human.

Morgan: Oooooh. So you love her!

Sesshomaru: I did not say that!

Morgan: You implied it. Kawaii! Sesshy and Kagura sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S

Sesshomaru: ::cracks a hand::

Morgan: Righty-o! Let's continue shall we. This is from Hieishypergoth. Can I call you Fluffy-sama? Will you marry me? Why do you hate Ears-chan (inuyasha) Will you take me on a date? Would you marry Rin? I LOVE YOU!

Sesshomaru: No

Morgan: Quit doing that!!!!

Sesshomaru: Why does this person wish to call me Fluffy-sama

Morgan: Tis a nick name. Because we love you! ....I mean they! They love you. Heh

Sesshomaru: It is disrespectful.

Morgan: That's not even the worst of them.

Sesshomaru: What is a...date?

Morgan: She means like you two should be mates, lovers, a courtship kinda thing.

Sesshomaru: With a human girl? Why do these humans wish to be my mates?

Morgan: It's cuz you're pretty?

Sesshomaru: Pretty?

Morgan: Yep! Anyway, most human girls who watch Inuyasha want to get with you.

Sesshomaru: Get with me?

Morgan: Yep. You're supper fly pimp-master

Sesshomaru: ......

Morgan: Sorry. BET again. Anyway this question is from Yusukelover13. If you had a potion to make Rin older, would you fall in love with her? Marry her? Ask her to bear your children?

Sesshomaru: I would not make her older. The older she is the sooner she dies.

Morgan: Awe! You don't want her to die. You love her.

Sesshomaru: She's human

Morgan: For shame. For shame. She'll be very upset when I tell her that.

Sesshomaru: Tell....her?

Morgan: Yep! She's gonna be our next guest. Anyway, this question comes from Khepri. Sesshoumaru-sama each time Kagura meets you, the two of you stand closer to each other. And she even says "yo" when greeting you and doesn't get killed. So, in other words, what is it about her that intrigues you? And, more importantly, would you consider having her as your mate?

Sesshomaru: She's another amusement. Her rebellion against the one who created her is a curious think to watch. It's also amusing to see how close she occasionally comes to besting my brother.

Morgan: I think you've got a crush. Would you consider having her as your mate?

Sesshomaru: I am not ready to take a mate as of yet.

Morgan: What the hell? You're over 100 and you're not ready!?

Sesshomaru: ::narrows his eyes at her again::

Morgan: Sooner or later you need to mate with someone Sesshy. What if Inuyasha beats you to it and he has a child before you? That child would become heir of the Western Lands...

Sesshomaru: I hadn't thought of that...

Morgan: And he'll probably choose Kagome because if he doesn't thousands of fans will kill him. So the baby will be ¾ human.

Sesshomaru: .....

Morgan: Yep! Isn't biology so informing! - Time for the next question! This is from Sarcasm Girl8. Do you like Kagome? Have you ever read those fanfics about YOU and KAGOME? Do you think of Rin as your daughter? Will you kill Jaken? Are you gonna ever stop trying to kill Inuyasha?

Sesshomaru: Why do people wish to know about me and Inuyasha's wench? She is his wench not mind. Why should I worry about her at all?

Morgan: I really wish you'd stop calling her that. You don't call Rin a wench! Is it because you think of her as your daughter?

Sesshomaru: She's my ward.

Morgan: You're daughter! Kawaii! And are you ever gonna stop trying to kill Inuyasha?

Sesshomaru: If he's weak enough to be killed then he doesn't deserve to live.

Morgan: .....that's just plain mean.

Sesshomaru: What is a...fanfic?

Morgan: Oh yea. You probably don't know what those are since you can't use the internet.

Sesshomaru: ?

Morgan: Don't hurt yourself. Moving along. This question is from Ra. What is the fluff?

Sesshomaru: I answered that already

Morgan: Well if you're going to be picky about it then fine. You're just like your brother you know.

Sesshomaru: ::eyes narrow:: Inuyasha was here?

Morgan: Ah....no? Lets go to the next question!! This is from KeenaKon. Do you know of all the nick names we girls give you for example Sesshy and fluffy and SEXY...oh sorry that ones mine. If Rin wanted a mother would you come kidnap me and let me be her mother and with the whole mother/father relationship could I marry you.

Sesshomaru: I am called these names?

Morgan: I told you there were worst ones then Fluffy-sama

Sesshomaru: ....didn't you call me Sesshy before as well!?

Morgan: Ah....no? ::smiles innocently:: So....what about Rin wanting a mother?

Sesshomaru: She does not need a mother. Particularly not the influence of a human female.

Morgan: But....Rin is a human too!

Sesshomaru: ......

Morgan: You don't mix much logic in with your insults do you

Sesshomaru: ::glares at her::

Morgan: Sooooooo, next question? This is from Tranador. Fluffy, how do you feel about Kagome? If you had a chance to regenerate your arm quickly, who would you pick to do it...Kikyou or Kagome or Rin?

Sesshomaru: I would not dishonor my self by asking a human for help

Morgan: You've got real problems with this human issue thing you know. You wouldn't even let Rin help you?

Sesshomaru: ::glares:: perhaps Rin

Morgan: See! Was that so hard? This question is from Sesshomaru-luver. If you hate humans so much, why do you hang around Rin? And do you think Jaken is annoying?

Sesshomaru: I answered those too

Morgan: Darn! I was hoping you'd forget. Okay, this one is from Culebra. Do you truely deep down love your brother.

Sesshomaru: No

Morgan: Not even a little bit? I think you do

Sesshomaru: That's enough. Do you plan on releasing me now?

Morgan: ....I hadn't planned on it.

Sesshomaru: ::cracks his hand again::

Morgan: Ack! Of course I can always be capricious. Looks like that's it all folks! Tune in next time when we'll be interviewing Rin!

Sesshomaru: You are subjecting Rin to this as well?

Morgan: Yep!

Sesshomaru: ::glares:: Then I will be back as well

Morgan: ::sweat drops dryly:: I can hardly contain my rapture. Remember people, send in the questions! Bye!

Author's Note: Woo! I did it! I got in everyone's questions! I am so awesome I scare myself O.O No really. I do. I rock! How much do I rock? You guys tell me! - Review, review, review!!