Author's Note: Originally this was suppose to be the last interview BUT you guys have been so awesome I'm giving you a special bonus one. Because you guys are so awesome...I'm going to put Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken IN ONE ROOM TOGETHER AND INTERVIEW THEM ALL AT ONE TIME! That's right, I'm bringing everyone back for more punishment and they get to suffer together! Can't you just see the mayhem? So for those of you who missed the first few interviews we're coming around again. So send in questions for any of those 7 characters! Thanks!

And we're back to Inuyasha Interviews! Where today's guest will be...Jaken!

Jaken: Where am I!? Where have I been taken!? Where is lord Sesshomaru!?

Morgan: ::appears, hands clamped over her ears:: Shut up! Gah.

Jaken: Who are you human wench! I demand you tell me who you are!

Morgan: ::snaps her fingers and a cage falls from the ceiling right over Jaken:: There - That's much better.

Jaken: What is this!? Let me out. How dare you do this? I'm retainer to Lord Sesshomaru and he'll have you head for this wench.

Morgan: ::smiles:: Naw he won't. He left with Rin after her interview. Now we have do your interview.

Jaken: What is this interview?

Morgan: People send me questions about things the want to know about you. I ask you and you answer.

Jaken: ::eyes widen and go sparkly:: People want to know about me?

Morgan: Staggering discovery isn't it.

Jaken: ::clears his throat importantly and sits down inside the cage:: Go on with your questions then wench. I shall indulge you for now.

Morgan: ::gives him a dry look:: You're too kind. This first question comes from Sesshomaru-luver. Why are you so annoying? Do you like Rin when she plays with you? How much do you like Sessy-sama?

Jaken: Annoying! How dare they call me annoying! I am an important and influential person!

Morgan: Right. Sure ya are. So do you like when Rin plays with you? She's so cute!

Jaken: Hef! Why would I enjoy playing with that human child! She's a nuisance. She's a hindrance.

Morgan: You like her.

Jaken: I do not!

Morgan: Yes you do. - You like when she plays with you Jaken-chan.

Jaken: How dare you! It's sama! I demand respect.

Morgan: Oh you lost that a long time ago. What about Sesshomaru? How much do you like him?

Jaken: ::clears his throat:: Lord Sesshomaru and I are the very best of companions. Why he could not function without his loyal retainer!

Morgan: You keep working with that delusion. This question is from Ra. Jaken, what are you exactly? If your a toad demon, are you poisonous? Do you mean to be funny or does it just come out that way?

Jaken: I am not poisonous! And what do they mean funny? I am not funny! I am Lord Jaken, retainer to Lord Sesshomaru, Overlord of the Western lands, and son to-

Morgan: ::snaps again and a muzzle appears on him:: We don't need you talking anymore then necessary alright? This next questions is from Artemis347. Why do you serve fluffy-sama? Have you ever wanted to kill Rin? Do you think Sess is going soft because he tolerates/is amused by Rin? Are you like a standing toad demon? Do you have any powers without that stick thing? What are your hobbies? How much longer will we have to tolerate you a.k.a when will you die? Do you hate me for asking Sess to marry me so many times and can you tell us why Sess tolerates you? ::snaps and the muzzle disappears:: Now you can talk.

Jaken: All those questions are for me? ::eyes sparkly again::

Morgan: Shocking isn't it. But that's a good question. How did you meet Sesshomaru.

Jaken: Well I was the ruler of my homeland but of course I knew I, the great lord Jaken, was meant for more. So when Lord Sesshomaru passed through my lands I of course realized he needed the help of a great ruler.

Morgan: ...let me get this right. You gave up being king of your race...to trail after and be abused by Sesshomaru. ::shakes her head:: Someone needs to find you a clue. So what about Rin? Have you ever wanted to kill her?

Jaken: I'd never stoop so low as to waste me time killing a human child. Perhaps just abandon her by the road.

Morgan: I don't think Sesshomaru-kun would like that. Do you think he's going soft?

Jaken: Of course not! Lord Sesshomaru will always be strong! That human child has put a curse on him!

Morgan: How can she curse him if she's just human?

Jaken: ::sweat drops::

Morgan: You're another one of those 'no logic in your insults' people. So are you a toad demon and can you do anything without that staff.

Jaken: Of course I can!

Morgan: ....well?

Jaken: ::sweat drops:: I just don't feel like it!

Morgan: Suuuuuure. So what are your hobbies?

Jaken: What is a hobby?

Morgan: Thinks you like to do often.

Jaken: Lord Jaken retainer to Lord Sesshomaru, Overlord of the Western Lands does not have time for hobbies and other such nonsense.

Morgan: Translation. You have no life.

Jaken: Wha! I didn't say-

Morgan: She also wants to know how much longer we will have to tolerate you a.k.a when will you die?

Jaken: My race usually lives for a couple hundred years

Morgan: Couple....hundred

Jaken: Correct

Morgan: The universe must really not like Sesshomaru much. She also wants to know if you hate her for asking Sesshomaru-kun to marry her so many times.

Jaken: What!? Who is this wench! I demand she show herself.

Morgan: ::snaps and the muzzle reappears:: No bad mouthing the question writers! I'm going to guess that's a yes. This next question is from Danni. Why are you living? What are you? What is your purpose? Why do you look like a toad bird person. Did you know you've earned the nickname Lady Jaken of the Toad-Bird People? Can I kill you? Please?

Jaken: ::makes a bunch of muffled squealing sounds::

Morgan: ::Snaps and the muzzle disappears:: Sorry. Heh. What did you say now.

Jaken: I said how disrespectful! I am a very important person! I can't be talked to like that! I am Lord Sesshomaru's personally retainer. Retainer to The ov-

Morgan: Enough! We know who Sesshomaru-kun is. Gah. So can she kill you?

Jaken: Ha! I'd like to see a human dare try to kill the Great Lord Jaken!

Morgan: Well she said please.

Jaken: ......

Morgan: Fine then. Next question. This is from Kalicos. Can I kill you? And why the hell don't you just go crawl in a hole and die already!

Jaken: ::bursts into tears:: I'm so under appreciated!

Morgan: ::sweat drops and hands him a hankie::

Jaken: ::blows his nose loudly::

Morgan: There....there. I guess. Don't cry. It's creepy. Lets go to the next question. This is from Yusukelover13. What kind of...thing...are you?? Yea! You've been dodging that question the whole interview. Exactly what are you? Are you really a toad?

Jaken: ::huffs:: I am a reptile youkai!

Morgan: Toad. -.- Right. This question is from Sarcasm Girl8. Are you gay? Are you in love with Sesshomaru? Why are you mean to Rin? Oh yea DIE!! Did you know Sesshomaru's gonna kill you?

Jaken: What is this...gay?

Morgan: She means do you like Sesshomaru...a lot.

Jaken: Of course! I am after all his retainer. No one can best lord Sesshomaru!

Morgan: Uh-huh. Well why are you so mean to Rin?

Jaken: She's a human! A human in the company of Lord Sesshomaru!

Morgan: Are you.....jealous?

Jaken: Me!? Jealous!? Of that human! How dare you imply that I could be jealous of her in a million years!

Morgan: Uh-huh. Well she also wants to know if you know Sesshomaru is going to kill me.

Jaken: WHA!? Why Lord Sesshomaru!? Haven't I served you faithfully? Haven't I been your loyal companion for years! Haven't I stuck by you and obeyed you lord Sesshomaru! Why!? Why!?

Morgan: ::growls and puts the muzzle back on:: That's all I think I'm gonna be able to stand. That's it for the interview. So tune it next time for when we put all our form interviewants, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken, in one room with each other and make them all answer questions together! Send in those questions for any of those 7 people! Chaos will ensue!

Jaken: ::lets out muffled shouts::

Morgan: ::ignores him and just waves:: Bye!