Morgan: And we're back yet again! With the score, Inuyasha 5 sits and Sesshomaru 1. But the count will certainly go up! And now! To the letters!
Inuyasha: When is this suppose to end?
Morgan: When the joy of laughter is spread everywhere! Now:materializes her letter bag: This question is from Naija. Is sesshomaru a big poodle from hell? Has shippo ever tried to lift the hiraikotsu? When r u all going to kill Jaken? Is Miroku teaching Shippo about the ways of life? Is Sesshoumaru gay? Does Kagome have something other than that skirt? Why doesn't Inuyasha have a tail? Is Rin the first person who made the nickname fluffy-sama?
Sesshomaru: Poodle?
Morgan: You know, those little fancy fluffy white dogs with the-
Sesshomaru: I am aware of what a poodle is. I am not a poodle.
Morgan: If you say so. So Sango, has Shippo ever tried to lift yer boomerang
Sango: Well...I believe he did once, to try and bring it to me when I was too far away to reach it. It was a bit too heavy for him though.
Morgan: I see. And hopefully he isn't learning anything from Miroku
Kagome, Morgan, and Sango: ;:glare at Miroku:;:
Miroku: ;:Laughs nervously;: Of course not!
Morgan: So Sesshy, are you curvatiously oriented?
Sesshomaru: Pardon?
Morgan: Are you gay?
Sesshomaru: ;:lifts an eyebrow:;: Gay?
Morgan: ;:sweat drops:;: Never mind. So Kagome, got anything besides the skirt?
Kagome: Well I suppose, but my school uniform is the easiest thing to travel it. Besides it's comfortable.
Morgan: Right, that's the reason. So anyone else ever call you fluffy, fluffy.
Sesshomaru: ;:glares:;:
Morgan: You're such a hostile individual. Alright, this next question is from MormonGirlofMissouri. IF I WAS A DOG DEMON LIKE YOURSELVES WOULD YOU MARRY ME?
Sesshomaru & Inuyasha: No!
Morgan: Geez
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: ;:glare at each other:;:
Morgan: You know...you guys are gonna die virgins. ...Are you virgins?
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: ;:glare at her:;:
Morgan: He he. Nevermind then. This question is from Culebra. InuYasha WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU KEEP RUNNING OFF TO SEE KIKYO? I mean you love Kagome so why do you keep hurting her? Jaken If you ever got really mad at Sesshomaru could run away? If so where? Sesshomaru: Can I have Jaken? Or at least borrow him? See I figure he might have some interesting stories stored in that head of his and I want to hear them. I'm still available to babysit Rin and or Jaken.
Inuyasha: What's with all the Kikyo questions!
Morgan: Most people are rather annoyed by your constant obsession and cruel neglect of Kagome's emotions in favor of a dead woman who wishes to drag you into hell.
Inuyasha: ...
Morgan: I think we broke his mind again. Alright then, ever think about running away Jaken?
Jaken: ;:muffled grunts:;:
Morgan: ;:laughs sheepishly:;: Oh that's right. :;:snaps and the muzzle dissapears:;: There you go
Jaken: I would never abandon Lord Sesshomaru! I will follow him all the days of my life for I am his loyal-
Morgan: ;:snaps and muzzle returns:;: Right, that's all we needed. ;:looks at Sesshomaru:;: She's willing to take Jaken of your hands
Sesshomaru: He is useful. For now.
Morgan: Softy
Sesshomaru: ;:glares:;:
Morgan: You could let her baby sit
Sesshomaru: Perhaps
Rin: YAY!
Morgan: Cute! Alrighty, this questions is from Tobais. Without avoiding answering this time, Inuyasha. How do you REALLY feel about Kagome?
Inuyasha: Feh
Morgan: Gotta answer Inu-kun!
Inuyasha: She's...okay I guess.
Kagome: OKAY!
Inuyasha: Well you are!
Kagome: You're such a jerk!
Inuyasha: What did I do now?
Morgan: She's right though. You're like...super thick headed.
Inuyasha: ;:;glowers:;:
Morgan: I was only saying. Okay Kagome, this one's for you. It's from Drakumaru. What would you do if one of your friends (Eri, Yuka, etc... hopefully not Hojou OO) fell down the well? Or that annoying prick Hojou... why do you put up with him; anyways? I've been wondering about that one...
Kagome: I...I never really though about it. I don't think they'd make it though since they don't have jewel shards.
Morgan: What about Hojo?
Kagome: He's a really nice guy. He's very sensitive and considerate actually. It's really nice to be thought about but I just don't like him the way he wants me to.
Inuyasha: Who's Hojo?
Kagome: Someone who thinks I'm not just OKAY!
Inuyasha: Fine! Marry him too then!
Kagome: Maybe I will!
Inuyasha: ...
Morgan: Got yourself in trouble that time, didn't ya Inu-kun.
Rin: Can Rin marry lots of people too?
Morgan, Kagome, Sango, and Sesshomaru: No!
Rin: Oh.
Morgan: Moving right along. This question comes from Kagome Vs Kikyo. Kagome and Inuyasha: will you kiss once for me PLEASE!
Kagome & Inuyasha: WHA!
Morgan: Go on, pucker up!
Kagome: But Sango and Miroku didn't kiss!
Sango: Don't bring me into this!
Miroku: I was perfectly willing...
Morgan: Come on Inuyasha, plant one on her!
Kagome and Inuyasha: ;:blush and turn away from each other:;:
Morgan: You guys are like nuns. Heaven forbid we play a game of spin the bottle.
Everyone except Morgan, Kagome, and Sesshy: Spin the bottle?
Morgan and Kagome: Never mind
Morgan: This next question is from Sarcasm Girl8. Kagome if Inuyasha chose Kikyou would you go with Sesshoumaru? Come on! He's hot and is responsible! Oh Rin would you want Kagome as a mom? Or Kagura?
Kagome: I answered that question already.
Morgan: You people and your stupid memories. Alright then. Would you rather have Kagome or Kagura as a mom, Rin-chan?
Rin: Can Rin have them both?
Morgan: Well once again we're giving Sesshomaru a harem-
Sesshomaru: ;:lifts an eyebrow:;:
Morgan: but why not? Let's go to the next question! This one is from artemis347. Fluffy, get over the suppressed emotions and tall Kagome you like her ( or i'll have to punish you. Yes, I am a demoness) Oh yeah...will you marry me? And how is it that you're related to that imbecile Inuyasha? Inuyasha...how can you be such a baka? C'mon, loving a dead girl, that's just WRONG. Miroku...I'm sure I know someone who would bear you're child...just wait a few years... Sango, YOU GO GIRL! Keep up that great fighting skills! I'm being you for halloween! Rin, keep up the cuteness and here's some yummy gummies...m give bag of gummi bears to Rin. Jaken...just die already.
Sango: These people certainly want to know a lot of things.
Morgan: Isn't it nice to be an object of speculation. So Sessy, gonna confess love to Kagome.
Sesshomaru: Tell these people to refrain from linking my name with that of Inuyasha's wench.
Kagome: Inuyasha's wench?
Sesshomaru: That's what you are.
Kagome: I'm not his wench!
Sesshomaru: ;:lifts an eyebrow:;: You're someone else's?
Kagome: ...
Morgan: Hey! Confusing them is my job! Anyway, she wants to know how you can be related to Inuyasha. Oh, and you got another marriage proposal.
Sesshomaru: No. Although she seems intelligent enough to question my brother's origins. But it's his half breed blood that corrupts him.
Inuyasha: ;:;growls:;: Sesshomaru...
Morgan: She also wants to know why you're being so stupid Inuyasha. The whole Kikyo thing again.
Inuyasha: ;:growls:;: Where is she? I'll show her a thing or two!
Morgan: Kagome.
Kagome: Sit boy.
Inuyasha: ;:slams into the ground:;:
Morgan: No threatening the readers. So Miroku, she says that if you'll way a couple of years she knows someone who will bear your children.
Miroku: Unfortunately I do not have that much time. In a few years it is entirely possible my wind tunnel will consume me.
Morgan: Well you loose some, ya win some.
Sango: What I want to understand is this interest these people have in Miroku.
Morgan: Don't be jealous Sango-san. She's rooting for you and says you have great fighting skills. Oh and she's also gonna dress up like you for Halloween.
Sango: Oh. :;:blushes:;: Well...thanks I suppose.
Morgan: ;:hands the box of gummie worms to Rin:;: And she sent these for you Rin, for being cute.
Rin: Thank you Artemis-san:eats one of the gummie worms:
Morgan: ;:eyes the box:;;: H...hey Rin. Can I have one?
Rin: Hai :;:offers out box:;:
Morgan: ;:takes a worm and bites it triumphantly:;:
Jaken: ;:muffled ranting:;:
Morgan: ;:dissapears the muzzle again:;:
Jaken: WHAT ABOUT ME! I demand attention!
Morgan: Actually there's something here for you. Just another death wish though :;:finished gummi worm then licks her fingers:;: Alright masses! You'd think we're done...BUT WE'RE NOT! Stay tuned for part FOUR!
All except Morgan and Rin: PART FOUR?
Morgan: Part four! Stay tuned!