Morgan: Welcome back! To the never ending horror that is...the Inuyasha Interviews!
Inuyasha: This had better be the last time we're here
Morgan: Well that depends. If you all would just submit to having your inner most secrets exposed for the pleasure of a large mass of people you've never met then we could get through it.
All: ...
Morgan: ;:sigh;: Never mind. You people are so difficult. Oh right. ;:looks at the still muzzled Jaken;: Are you going to keep quiet now?
Jaken: ;;muffled sounds;;
Morgan: I'll take that as a yes. ;:snaps and muzzle disappears;: So lets go straight to... ;:snaps her fingers and her letter bag appears yet again;: the questions! This question comes from buff200020002002 and it's for Sesshy-kun. Will you marry me? I'm not a human. Would you make a child with me?
Sesshomaru: ;:lifts an eyebrow;: Why do all these people wish to be my mate?
Morgan: You haven't looked in a mirror recently, have you?
Kagome: I did notice alot of proposals to Sesshomaru.
Morgan: You should have been here for his interview. You know...I bet if I could make a lot of money auctioning him off.
Sesshomaru: ;:cracks a hand;:
Morgan: He...he! But I would never do that Sesshy-kun! So what about the question?
Sesshomaru: No
Morgan: ;:huffs;: You nun. Alright this next question is from Blue Star. Oh dear. Sesshy, if I was animated and a full blooded demon would you marry sweat old me to make happy and get the other girls to stop asking you to marry them.
Sesshomaru: This is becoming vexing
Miroku: I don't understand why I haven't received such offers.
Sango: ;:Death glare;: What was that monk?
Miroku: ;:sweat drops;: Nothing, nothing
Sesshomaru: I am not taking wife.
Morgan: Okay. I just hope you remember the whole Inuyasha inheritting discussion.
Inuyasha: WHAT DISCUSSION?
Morgan: This next question is from Jin'sGirl6. Inuyasha will you PLEASE kiss Kagome? It drives me nuts that you haven't yet. Oh and Sesshomaru, I would like to meet you and prove that not all humans are weaklings. As much was I like you, my faith is with your brother, Inuyasha. Humans and demons must co-exist, without us who would you hate?
Inuyasha: I'm not kissing her!
Morgan: Why not
Inuyasha: Because...I...we... ;:glowers;:
Morgan: You don't even bother to alert your brain before you speak do you?
Inuyasha: ;:growls;:
Morgan: Anyhoo, she wants to meet you Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: Are humans are weak. There are no exceptions.
Morgan: Is that why I trapped you here?
Sesshomaru: ...
Morgan: I thought so. This next question is from Xero Reflux and it's for Sesshy-kun. Why do you 'toy' with Inuyasha in your fights? I mean if you just out right killed him for instance when you used poison to blind him he would be dead and burried and you would have the Tetsusaiga. And the only way you could say that you weren't toying with him is to say he is better, but I highly doubt he could ever compare to you. Inuyasha is a grain of sand, you are the whole Desert.
Sesshomaru: Who is this person?
Morgan: Another fan. ;:lifts an eyebrow;: You're only interested because he said you're better then Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Grain of sand? I'll show you a grain of sand.
Kagome: Inuyasha...
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha is only good for amusement in a fight. I would have been the victor many times over but he allows others to aid him instead of relying on his own strength.
Inuyasha: WHAT? ;:growls and cracks a hand;: You're askin for it Sesshomaru
Sango: Uh-oh
Kagome: Inuyasha sit.
Inuyasha: ;:hits the ground;:
Morgan: Admit it, Sesshy-kun. You just don't want to kill your baby brother
Sesshomaru: Are suggesting something wench?
Morgan: Would I do that? ;:bats eyelashes innocently;:
All: ...
Morgan: ;:Death glare;: I think that we should all remember that I can do very horrible things to you all. ;:smiles sweetly;: But lets move on shall we? This is from Vixen of Shadows and...it looks to be for about everyone. Sesshomaru: what do your markings stand for? Jaken: what is the staff of heads for? Inuyasha: Does Kikyo taste like a corpse? What is the difference in scents between Kikyo and Kagome? Sango: what do feel for the other members of the group? Miroku: Just how thick is you skull?
Sesshomaru: My markings are simply those of a true dog demon
Morgan: So they're like Dalmatian spots? Cute!
Sesshomaru: You are missing the point wench
Morgan: We're gonna have a long talk about that wench thing. Okay Jaken, what's the staff for.
Jaken: It is the source of my power entrusted to my by the Lord Sesshomaru, who-
Morgan: Do we want to be muzzled again Jaken, dear
Jaken: ;:hushes;:
Kagome: Don't you think that's a little mean?
Morgan: I'm not a patient person. Besides, do you wanna listen to him babble?
Kagome: ...
Morgan: I didn't think so. So, Inu-kun, what does Kikyo taste like?
Inuyasha: WHA?
Morgan: Yea. What is it like...corpse, or clay, or what?
Inuyasha: ;:blushes and says nothing;:
Morgan: You're going to have to work through this Kikyo sensitivity thing.
Inuyasha: ...
Morgan: Fine! Will you tell us what the difference between Kikyo and Kagome's scent is?
Inuyasha: There isn't that much of a difference. Kagome adds wierd smells like flowers and fruits in her hair.
Kagome: It's shampoo!
Morgan: Herbal essences?
Kagome: It's my favorite!
Morgan: Mine too. Although I like Pantine Pro-V as well.
Kagome: I've never tried that. Is-
Miroku: Ahem. Could we get back to the interview.
All: ...
Miroku: I meant...Could...nevermind.
Morgan: Right you are! So how do you feel about everyone in the group Sango-chan?
Sango: Me? Well...Kagome is really intelligent and she has a good heart. Inuyasha is very powerful although he's hard headed at times. Shippou is very loyal and friendly. Kirara is my best and closest friend.
Morgan: And Miroku...
Sango: Um...
Miroku: Come Sango! Confess your true feelings for me.
Sango; Um... ;:blushes;:
Miroku: ;:tries to hold out but finally gives in and gropes her;;
Sango: MIROKU! ;:bashes him with the hirokotsu;: lecher
Morgan: And that would answer his question. Very, very thick. Okay, this next question is from MadMood. Her look, there's one for me! Dear morgan why don't you interview Koga? And Kagome does inuyasha know about Hojo?
Inuyasha: Koga!
Morgan: Hmm. I never thought about interviewing Kouga. But then I'd have to put them in here with Sesshomaru and Inuyasha. Kou-kun and Sesshy-kun might tag team poor Inu-kun.
Inuyasha: I could take them both!
Morgan: If you say so, dear. So does Inu know about Hojo.
Kagome: Well I suppose he does now after we talked about him before.
Morgan: True. Okay this is from angelgirlmia. Fluffy: if Rin hadn't helped you in the first place would you still have saved her? Inu-chan: WILL YOU JUST SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND TELL KAGOME YOU LOVE HER? Miroku: WILL YOU JUST SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND TELL SANGO YOU LOVE HER? Kagome: truth or dare?
Sesshomaru: That wasn't the case.
Morgan: But if it was.
Sesshomaru: It was not.
Morgan: You're stealing Sango's thing you know.
Sesshomaru: ;:lifts an eyebrow;:
Morgan: Fine, whatever. So, Inu-kun, Roku-kun, gonna confess love.
Miroku & Inuyasha: I don't know what your talking about.
Sango & Kagome: ;;glare then turn away in annoyance:;
Morgan: You guys are in lots of trouble later. Okay Kagome, truth or dare?
Kagome: Um...dare?
Morgan: Okay. Then you have to kiss Sesshy-kun apparently
Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Jaken: WHAT?
Morgan: That's what it says.
Sesshomaru: I'm not kissing my brother's wench.
Inuyasha: She's not kissing you anyway!
Kagome: Can I pick truth?
Morgan: No.
Kagome: ...
Morgan; ;:huffs:; Fine. How do you really feel about Inuyasha?
Kagome: ...
Morgan: Kagome?
Kagome: ;:blushes and looks away;: He's okay
Inuyasha; OKAY?
Morgan: That's what you said, remember.
Inuyasha: ;:silence;:
Morgan: What comes around, goes around. This next question is from KarmaDreamz. Sesshomaru is you did suddenly developed feelings for Kagura but Naraku wouldn't let the two of you be happy together, would you murder him because of him not letting you and your love be together or because he's a complete traumarama (and Ugly)! Oh and Kagome is it true that you honestly kissed Hojo? and has Inu Yasha and your boyfriend Hojo ever met?
Sesshomaru: What is the interest of these people in Kagura?
Morgan: Well you are very cordial to her.
Sesshomaru: I have no feelings for Naraku's spawn.
Morgan: But if you did...
Sesshomaru: But I don't.
Morgan: CUT THAT OUT!
Sesshomaru: ;:lifts an eyebrow:;
Morgan: You know what? Sit!
Sesshomaru: ;:growls as he hits the ground;:
Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, & Miroku: ;:sweat drop;:
Morgan: So Kagome, did you kiss Hojo?
Kagome: What? I never kissed him!
Morgan: Are you sure?
Kagome: ;:glares;:
Morgan: Just asking. Okay this next question is from Jessica. Sesshomaru: If I invented something that would magically make the million or so fan girls drooling over your image just not like you like that anymore would you use it even though that would be a form of a human helping you? Rin: What's it like hanging out with Sesshomaru every day? Jaken: Why do people think your voice is annoying anyway? I can tolerate it. Inuyasha: More people like Sesshomaru than you, how does that feel? Kagome: Do you think you'll ever get to college with the Shikon Jewel in need of recovery and Naraku in need of dying? If so, what will you be? Sango: How heavy is that Boomerang? Was it hard learning how to fight with it so effectively? Miroku: What hurts more: Sango's slap or Kagome's slap based on what you know. Morgan: Which guy out of this anime do you like the most?
Sango: That's...alot
Morgan: We'll they're for everyone. Let's start with Sesshy's question. Would you accept her invention.
Sesshomaru: No.
Morgan: I knew it! You enjoy being an object of lust!
Sesshomaru: ;:narrows his eyes at her;: I do not accept human aid.
Morgan: Right, uh-huh. That's the reason, Sesshy-kun. You just don't want to loose your place as a sex icon.
Sesshomaru: ;:cracks a hand threateningly;:
Morgan: Righty-o. Rin-chan ;:pokes the little girl who had been asleep in the chairs;:
Rin: ;:yawns and rubs her eyes;: Rin is awake.
Morgan: You have a question. What's it like hanging out with Sesshomaru all day
Rin: ;:yawns again;: Rin likes it more then anything in the whole world! She's very sad when Lord Sesshomaru goes away but he always comes back for Rin.
Morgan: Kawaii! You can go back to sleep Rin. Okay Jaken, why do you think everyone thinks your voice is annoying.
Jaken: These foolish humans do not comprehend the true importance of my voice. I am Lord Sesshomaru's-
Morgan: ;:snaps and the muzzle is back on. Massages her temples;: Can't...take...the screeching. ;:flicks on an Tori Amos CD real quick then sighs in relief and turns it off;: Okay Kagome-chan. Do you think you'll get to collage and if so what will you study?
Kagome: I don't know. I'm still working on high school honestly. I don't even know if I'll pass that.
Morgan: True. That geometry is killer.
Kagome: ;:sweat drop:; I almost forgot! I have a test!
Morgan: ;:materializes a bunch of school books;: Here you go
Inuyasha: What's this geometry crap?
Morgan: You wouldn't understand Inu-kun. It's a smart person thing.
Inuyasha: Are you calling me dumb?
Sesshomaru: You're surprised brother? It's what you are?
Inuyasha: Are you trying to start something Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: Stop your whining. Or I'll do it for you.
Kagome & Morgan: Sit boy!
Inuyasha & Kagome: Hit the ground.
Sango: ;:looks at Miroku:; I feel a bit obsolete.
Morgan: No worries Sango-chan! This part's for you. How heavy is that Boomerang? Was it hard learning how to fight with it so effectively?
Sango: Oh. Well, I suppose it is rather heavy but I've been training since I was a little girl so I'm use to the weight.
Morgan: Was it hard learning to use it?
Sango: At first, but after a while I got the hang of it and then it came easily.
Morgan: We notice. You seem to use it rather well against Miroku. And speaking our favorite pervert monk, who's slap hurts more?
Miroku: I've never compared before. Hmm. ;:gropes Sango and Kagome simultaneously;:
Sango & Kagome: HENTAI!
Inuyasha: MIROKU:;knocks him over the head with a fist;:
Sango: ;:hits him with boomerang:;
Miroku: ;:lands on the ground;: I think that's inconclusive at the moment...
Morgan: I'd say. Well that's all for-
Kagome: Wait a moment! You have a question to!
Morgan: Did I? ;:scans letter;: Oh hey, I did. Which guy out of this anime do you like the most? Hmm ;:looks at Sesshomaru, Miroku, and Inuyasha;: Actually, I like all three of them.
All except Rin, Morgan, and Sesshomaru: WHAT?
Sesshomaru: ;:eyes narrow:; you have a fondness for my brother?
Morgan: Aw! Are you jealous Sesshy-kun?
Sesshomaru: ...
Morgan: Actually I made a nice little hybrid character ;:pulls down a rolled up picture down from thin air. Picture bears a demon with Sesshy's hair and markings, Inuyasha's ears and clothes, and Miroku's ponytail and eyes: Meet Inuseshoku
All: ...
Morgan: What? WHAT?
Kagome: Actually...he's kinda cute.
Inuyasha; WHA?
Sango: I must admit it too, he is fair.
Miroku: Sango!
Sesshomaru: You dare blend my image with that of a half breed and a human?
Morgan: ;:beams;: Yep! Everyone loves Inuseshoku. Well that's all the time we have for today folks!
Inuyasha: We're done?
Morgan: Nope! There's gonna be a part 5!
All except Morgan, Rin, and Sesshy: ;:anime fall;:
Morgan: See ya next time!