Morgan: Fricken A! I don't think this is ever gonna end.
Kagome: That's not what your suppose to say!
Morgan: ;:death glare;:
Kagome: Nevermind
Morgan: Oh fine! Now, welcome back yet again to another episode of…Inuyasha Interviews!
Sesshomaru: This is pressing my patience, Morgan
Morgan: Well you could get free if you just agree to one of the marriage- wait a second…you just used my name instead of calling me wench
Sesshomaru: …..
Morgan: Ha ha! You like me! Admit it! Admit it!
Sesshomaru: ;:growls;:
Morgan: Denile isn't just a river in Egypt
Inuyasha: Feh. Sesshomaru is a cold hearted demon. He can't like anything.
Morgan: Uh-huh. Then…how do you explain Rin?
Inuyasha: ……
Rin: Doesn't Lord Sesshomaru like Rin?
Morgan: Of course; he adores you.
Rin: Hurray!
Morgan: Cute! Well then, lets got on to…. ;:snaps her fingers and the letter bag of doom appears;: The questions! This one is from Patriotic Puppy. Everyone: How did you feel about Kagura dying? Inuyasha: Are you gay or incest, cause there are a lot of InuSessy fics out there...not that I'm complaining... Kagome: Why are you such a Mary-Sue? Sesshomaru: Do you like the way Takahashi-sama calls your fluff mokomoko-sama? Jaken: Why do you love Sesshomaru? Or at least say he's gorgeous? Rin: Do you wanna marry Sessy when you grow up? Sango: How heavy IS your Hiraikotsu? Miroku: How many times have you propositioned TOTAL, and how many women have you flirted with TOTAL?
Sango: Another of those long questions?
Morgan: Yep! Lets start with this. How do you feel about Kagura dying?
Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango: She's dead?
Morgan: I dunno. I don't think she is yet? Do you…not want her to?
Inuyasha: I don't care either way, as long as she's not in my way when it comes to killing Naraku.
Miroku: She did seem a rather unwilling pawn though.
Kagome:I...don't know.
Morgan: Sesshy?
Sesshomaru: If she's weak enough to do something like die then she deserves to.
Morgan: You know, I think you should be the one to write quotes on everyone's tombstones.
Sesshomaru: ;:arches an eyebrow;:
Morgan: ;:sigh;: Nevermind. So Inu…oh my. How do you feel about the Inuyasha/Sesshomaru fics floating around out there?
Inuyasha: What?
Morgan: You know. Stories where you and Sesshomaru…are…um…a couple.
Inuyasha: A couple of what?
Morgan: Er… ;:leans over and whispers in his ear;:
Inuyasha: WHAT?
Sesshomaru: ;:eyes narrow;: What is going on, wench.
Morgan: And we're back to the wench thing.
Inuyasha: PEOPLE ARE SAYING….THEY'RE IMPLYING…. ;:passes out;:
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Miroku: What did you say that upset him so much?
Morgan: Erm…the beatles broke up? ;:laughs nervously then moves on quickly;: SO Kagome! Why are you a mary-sue?
Kagome: Mary sue?
Morgan: One of those sickeningly perfect characters/
Kagome: Perfect? I'm perfect? ;:blushes;:
Morgan: I don't think…it wasn't suppose to be…oh nevermind. So Sesshy how do you-
Sesshomaru: In what manner has my name been linked with my brothers?
Morgan: Haven't a clue what your talking about. So the question is how-
Sesshomaru: You will explain.
Morgan: You know, your gonna have to learn you can't always get what ya want.
Sesshomaru: ;:glares:;
Morgan: Baby. Fine Jaken why- ;:glances down seeing Jaken unconscious on the floor;: Oh that's right. There was the bat…and the yelling…and….right then Rin.
Rin: Yes!
Morgan: Do you want to marry Lord Sesshomaru when you get older?
Rin: Yes! Rin wants to stay with Lord Sesshomaru forever.
Morgan & Kagome: Kawaii!
Morgan: Okay then. So Sango, how heavy is the Hiraikotsu?
Sango: Um…well. I suppose it's about three times the weight of a broad sword. Maybe a bit more.
Morgan: I…I don't think any of the readers have ever held a broad sword.
Sango: Oh…how about a mace?
Morgan: No…what would you say the weight is in relation to a CD player
Sango: Um…I'm not familiar with that weapon.
Morgan: Nevermind -.-' Right then, Miroku! Just how many women have you bestowed your charms upon.
Miroku: Hmm…you know I never really counted. I suppose if you could that one whole village a while ago; and then that inn right before a met Inuyasha and Kagome for the second time, and that-
Sango: ;:death glare;:
Miroku: I mean ah…I don't know what you mean. ;:laughs nervously;:
Morgan: Sure you don't. Okay, this next question is from PeopleKityo. Inuyasha: Have you ever tried anger management? Sesshomaru: I think you are quite cool. Kagome: I think you are pretty cool too. Sango: My friends really like you and I do to. STAY AWAY FROM THE PERVERT! Miroku: How much longer until your wind tunnel sucks you up? Rin: hands over chcolate bar Jaken: Are you a toad or a booger?
Rin: Uncle Inuyasha is still sleeping.
Morgan: Well let's let him nap for a little while longer. So Sesshomaru, you've got another admirer.
Sesshomaru: Another human wench.
Morgan: You're lucky you're pretty. And she thinks your cool too Kagome. Oh and she thinks you should stay away from The Pervert, Sango.
Sango: The pervert?
Morgan: I'm pretty sure she means Miroku.
Sango: Oh
Morgan, Sango, and Kagome: ;:glance over at Miroku;:
Miroku: Why do I feel as if everyone is against me?
Morgan: Don't be silly. No one's against you. Oh incidently she wants to know when your wind tunnel is gonna suck you up.
Miroku: ;:sweat drops;: How cold.
Morgan: Ah well you lose some, you… Anyway here's your vhocolate bar Rin. ;:hands overchocolate bar;:
Rin: Thank you, Miss Kityo!
Morgan: Kawaii! And Jake is temporarily out of order.
Inuyasha: ;:sits up;: What happened?
Morgan: Um…Kagome sat you so hard you passed out?
Inuyasha: ;:glares at Kagome;: What did you do that for?
Kagome: Morgan!
Morgan: You wanna tell him what really happened?
Kagome: …..
Morgan: That's what I thought. So on to the next question I suppose! This one is from Hououza. Very good reviewer, leaves on every chapter. I do love reviews. They're very motivational, better then Duracell and my therapist says-
Kagome: Um…the question?
Morgan: Oh fine, fine. Inuyasha: if Kagome did marry one of the other guys would he consider going after Ayame? Kagome: How would her friends react if they saw a human Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Feh. Like anyone's gonna marry Kagome.
Kagome: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!
Inuyasha: No, wait! I meant-
Kagome: Inuyasha…sit!
Inuyasha: ;:hits the ground?;:
Morgan: ;:looks at Sesshomaru;:
Sesshomaru: ;:glares;: Don't even think about it, wench.
Morgan: I didn't say anything!
Sesshomaru: ;:lifts an eyebrow;:
Morgan: Mr. Suspicious. Okay, Kagome. Answer your part of the question.
Kagome: I suppose they'd be really curious…or worried after all the things I've told them about Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: You been talking about me?
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha: ;:hits the ground again;:
Morgan: Ow…harsh. Okay this next question is from Culebra. Jaken what exactly are you? And do you want to come visit me? I mean I probably the only person around who actually likes you. Although I do like Sesshomaru more than you but I bet you understand. I mean nobody compares to Sesshomaru. We could just sit and talk about him for awhile. And I have two last things to say Rin is the cutest living being in exisentence and that I love you Sesshomaru. Oh yeah InuYasha you suck for cutting off Sesshomaru's arm. I still haven't forgiven you for that. Meanie.
Inuyasha: What? What's with these people who like Sesshomaru?
Morgan: It's because he's hot. And plus he's the dangerous rebel who's cold because of some emotional scar and is really a cuddleable puppy inside. Girls like that?
Inuyasha: What about me?
Morgan: Ah…well you're the brash, loud mouthed two-timing jerk who usually doesn't have a sensitive bone in his body and should just get over it and pick a girl already.
Inuyasha: ……
Morgan: Well you asked! Anyway Jaken is still passed out because um…someone hit him with a bat. Don't know who though. Nope… But Sesshomaru you received another declaration of love.
Sesshomaru: These humans become vexing.
Morgan: Liar.
Sesshomaru: ;:glares;:
Morgan: Moving on! This is another one from PeopleKityo and it's…hey look it's giftsfor me!
All except Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken: YOU?
Morgan: ;:glares;: I'm an admired, appreciated, and loved persona too!
All except Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken: ;:Glance away;:
Morgan: I AM LOVABLE!
All except Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken: ;:sweat drop;:
Morgan: Anyway, back to the letter. Morgan, here is a present for you for being such a good updater! Three spells and a wish! 1. Make another spirit command for any of the crew, which is 'heel'. It will bash them into a wall. 2. Turn Jaken into a firework 3. A Miroku spell. This will temperarily stop him from groping Sango for one full episode! And, use your brain for that wish!
Miroku: Why do I feel apprehension?
Morgan: ;:evil laughter;:
All except Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken: ;:sweat drop again;:
Rin: Rin doesn't understand the joke.
Morgan: Let's see…I think I'll use the spirit command on Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: WHAT? But I've already got Kagome sitting me!
Morgan: Guess you better behave then.
Inuyasha: ;:growls;:
Morgan: Heel.
Inuyasha: ;:slams into the wall;:
All except Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken: ;:wince;:
Morgan: That looked painful.
Sesshomaru: Once again my brother is made to look the fool by a mere human.
Morgan: Sit.
Sesshomaru: ;:snarls as he hits the ground;:
Morgan: Oh this is like being in a candy shop. And I suppose we can't do much to Jaken till he's conscious. And no gropping for you Miroku.
Miroku: But-
Sango: ;:glower;:
Miroku: I mean…I'd never do such a thing.
Morgan: Never suspected you would ;:sarcasm;: Now then for my wish. Hm……I know! I wish for the Pirates of The Carribean, Jack Sparrow version of Johnny Depp.
Jack Sparrow: ;:appears from thin air;:
Kagome & Morgan: ;:squeal;:
Sango: ;:eyes Jack;: Who's this?
Morgan: ;:clings to Jack Sparrow's arm;: He's mine! No touching!
Miroku: Maybe I should wear my hair like that?
Sango: For what purpose, houshi-sama?
Miroku: Uh…nothing…nothing at all
Jack Sparrow: What's all this then? Where's The Pearl gone?
Morgan: This is an interview. I brought you here…well a wish brought you here but it was my wish!
Jack Sparrow: Right…how do I get out then?
Morgan: Oh you need the key for that. Until then you're stuck here with everyone else. ;:clings tighter;:
Sesshomaru: I see nothing interesting about this human.
Morgan: Are you jealous Sesshy?
Jack Sparrow: Right you are, mate! Nothing special here. Can't all wear a white boa that well.
Sesshomaru: ;:eyes narrow;:
Jack Sparrow: ;:looks at Morgan;: So you'd be the one having this key, luv?
Morgan: He called me love. ;:melts;: Yep, but it's hidden
Jack Sparrow: Course it is. Bright girl, like you. Great hiding sport no doubt. Can't have it somewhere easily gotten to.
Morgan: ;:brain melts at compliment;: Course not. It's gotta be out of sight like in my shoe. Hypothetically!
Jack Sparrow: Right, right. So, hypothetically, which shoe would you rather hide it in, luv?
Morgan: My left. No, wait!
Jack Sparrow: ;:snatches off her right shoe and grabs the key;: Pleasure meeting you, luv ;:disappears;:
Morgan: Crap!
Inuyasha: Wait…if that was out way out…does that mean we're stuck here forever?
Morgan: Of course not. I keep a spare.
Miroku: I see…and would it be in the right shoe or left shoe.
Morgan: Nice try Miroku. Don't worry, you're not stuck here forever. But you will be here for another episode! Because that's all this time so join us yet again for part 6!
Everyone except Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken: 6?
Morgan: 6! G'night!