Morgan: Welcome back to part six of Inuyasha Interviews!
Kagome: ;:sarcastic;: Yay
Morgan: Indeed!
Sango: Wait a moment. Why are you so happy all of the sudden? Just a moment ago you were crying about that Joey Deep person leaving.
Morgan: ;:grinds teeth;: Johnny Depp. And I don't know what you're talking about! He's not my type anyway! You got it? Do you deny this!
Sango, Kagome, Inuyasha, & Miroku: ;:sweat drop;:
Morgan: Good. So let's go straight to... ;:snaps at the letter bag of doom appears;: The questions! This first one is from Patriotic Puppy. Oh my. Kagome: Why do you sit Inuyasha so much! Is it THAT fun to go face-down in the dirt, bridge, whatever! IT'S TORTURE TO MY INU-CHAN! Miroku: Do you flirt with women to disguise your liking for guys? Sango: Why do you slap Miroku if you enjoy it when he flirts? Why not flirt back? Inuyasha: If falling in love with Jakotsu meant that he wouldn't have a need to kill you and your friends, would you? Sesshomaru: Are you annoyed that people want to marry you? I think your hot, like most other girls, but I don't wanna marry you. I want my Inu-chan, and if you don't like it, I say you're jealous, so stop complaining. Inusesshoku: Are you a pervert like Miroku, cold like Sesshomaru, and stubborn like Inuyasha, or do you just have their hot looks? Jaken: Again, why do you think Sesshomaru's gorgeous? Rin: Again, do you wanna marry Sesshomaru when you are older, seeing as he'll stay the same, being a demon?
Kagome: These people are really curious.
Morgan: Indeed they are. She wants to know why you sit Inuyasha.
Kagome: Well I wouldn't sit him if he weren't such a jerk all the time!
Inuyasha: I wouldn't be a jerk if you weren't such an air head!
Kagome: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: Kagome wa-
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: ;:hits the ground;:
Morgan: I guess that answers that. So Miroku is your lecherous manner a cover up for a curved orientation.
Miroku: Is that what people think?
Morgan: Well...I don't know how many people. Might be a couple more. Never know
Miroku: ;:sweat drops;:
Morgan: ;:gasp!;: So it's true?
Miroku: Of course not!
Morgan: Hey, hey. No need to get defensive with me. To each his own.
Miroku: But I'm not!
Morgan: Sure, sure. So Sango-
Miroku: ;:sweat drops;:
Morgan: Why do you slap Miroku when you really like it when he gropes you?
Sango: Because I don't!
Morgan; But you get mad when he flirts with other women.
Sango: That's because...I...he...he's just a lecherous monk.
Morgan; So...if he weren't a lecherous monk you'd let him grope you
Sango: That's not what I-
Morgan: Sure it isn't. So Inuyasha if falling in love with Jakotsu meant that he wouldn't have a need to kill you and your friends, would you?
Inuyasha: Jakotsu? In love?
Morgan: He's gots the hots for you
Inuyasha: ;:eye twitch;:
Morgan: Should I take that as a no?
Inuyasha: ;:twitch;:
Morgan: Right-O. Okay then. This part's for you Sesshy-kun. She wants to know if your annoyed that you've got so many suitors. Oh and she thinks your shmexy but she likes Inu better.
Kagome, Sango, & Miroku: She likes Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: ;:glares;: Is there a problem with that?
Morgan: Well like I said...to each his own. Or her own I guess. So Sessho-kun?
Sesshomaru: These humans who wish to marry me are an annoyance but of no account.
Morgan: You know if all men were like you...well...I don't think the world would be as popualted as it is.
Sesshomaru: Are you implying something, wench?
Morgan: Would I do that? Oh look! This part is for Inusesshoku!
Miroku: But he doesn't exist!
Morgan: So? That doesn't make him any less of a sex icon, thank you very much. And no, Inusesshoku is a combination of Miroku, Sesshomaru, and Inuyasha's best qualities. He has Miroku's logic and intelligence, Sesshomaru's power and cool headed nature, and Inuyasha's...Inuyasha's...um...Inuyasha's...ears! Heh!
Inuyasha: WHAT?
Morgan: Well if you'd get some good qualities! I mean what am I suppose to say? You're not really bachelor of the year.
Inuyasha: ;:growls;:
Morgan: But we love you anyway. Heh. So Jaken, now that you're no longer out of order would you like to answer your question.
Jaken: Your treatment of me has been appalling! I demand that you-
Sesshomaru: Jaken. Be silent and answer the question.
Morgan: Why thank you, Sesshy-kun! So Jaken...ooo...why do you think Lord Sesshomaru is gorgeous?
Jaken: Wha?
All: ;:stare at Jaken;:
Jaken: I! That is to say...Lord Sesshomaru...I am Lord Sesshomaru's...I... ;:passes out;:
Morgan: We broke Jaken again. Oh well. Um Rin.. ;:glances over at Rin who has fallen asleep in the chair;: Okay, Rin is out of order now. Well I guess we'll just move on then. This next question is from SqUiRtLuVr. InuYasha, why do you get enjoyment out of bothering Kagome's cat, Buyo?
Kagome: Yea! Why are you always bothering Buyo?
Inuyasha: Feh! How should I know? He's just a cat!
Morgan: Well how would you like it if Kagome played with you that way? Like tugging at your ears and stuff?
Inuyasha: SHE DOES!
Morgan; Excuses, excuses. This next question is from Xero Reflux. ..Oh crap. Sesshomaru: Lord Sesshomaru, How come you look more human than Inu Yasha does, but you are full demon? Other then the markings on your face and your claws, You appear human. Is this because of some special power you have that makes it so you can choose how much your demon heiritidge shows? Also, what is that energy whip move you have called? And, Whenever your lesser sibling, Inu Yasha, uses one of his "Special" moves, he is easily drained, but you have used that whip to take out twenty, if not more, opponets at once and not even be winded. Is this because your full-demon blood makes you so vastly more powerful? Or because of some training of some sort that you did? Inu Yasha: Inu Yasha, Lesser Sibling of Lord Sesshomaru and Un-worthy weilder of your fathers fang, How is it that you have the powerful Tetsiega, Several moderatly powerful allies, And yet you have nearly lost in every fight against Lord Seshomaru? I think that if you both fought with no outside interference, you would be dead in a matter of minutes, if not seconds. And, If you both fought in a hand-to-hand match, which is using only punches, kicks, ect. then Lord Sesshomaru's vastly superier speed and ability would easily allow him to win the fight. I do believe however, from what i have seen, that you do succed Lord Sesshomaru in only one aspect: Brute Strength. Which is, more or less, usless against one of Lord Seshomaru's skill. Also, how is it that Lord Seshomaru, having almost no contact with anyone other then a few like Jaken and Rin, Is so much more Graceful? Graceful in this case is quite a compliment, as it means that his movements are controlled and precise, but yours are sloppy and energy wasting.
Sesshomaru: Who is this person?
Morgan: ;:narrows her eyes;: Don't go falling in love just because he's bashing Inuyasha.
Sesshomaru: ;:cracks a hand;:
Morgan: So... Why do you look so human?
Sesshomaru: This is not my true form.
Morgan: Oh right. The giant poodle is.
Sesshomaru: ;:glares;: Pardon?
Morgan: Nothing, nothing. So you choose to take this form?
Sesshomaru: It allows for easier travel.
Morgan: Uh-huh. And I think I know what your going to say but how come you can take out 20 guys at a time with one attack and Inuyasha gets pooped with one special attack?
Inuyasha: What was that?
Sesshomaru: I am a demon lord and Inuyasha is only a half breed. Enough said.
Inuyasha: You wanna take me on Sesshomaru?
Kagome: Sit.
Inuyasha: ;:hits the ground;:
Morgan: No fighting until after the interview. Now answer your question.
Inuyasha: I could take him out any time, any day! I don't need any help!
Morgan: You know your battles will probably always come out in stalemates since your swords are kinda like counterparts. You'll really never know who's truly stronger. Either it'll be a tie or you'll just...kill each other or something.
Inuyasha & Sesshomaru: ;:glare;:
Morgan: I was only saying!
Sango: I think you should keep things like that to yourself.
Morgan: Boys are so touchy. Alright, this next question is from Keena Kon Sesshomaru: Would you mind if I took Rin off your hands for a while and take her to get some candy? She's just so adorable and I can't resist. Would you also tell Jaken that after he is of no more use to you you will kill him? Kagome: Why do you put up with Inuyasha if you think he's just okay? Sango: If Miroku wasn't such a lech would you kiss him?
Sesshomaru: Both Rin and Jaken will remain with me until I choose to dismiss them.
Morgan: Aw! Your being over protective of Rin and...Jaken?
Sesshomaru: For the moment they are both useful to me.
Morgan: You should write greeting cards.
Sesshomaru: ;:arches an eyebrow;:
Morgan: So why do you put up with Inuyasha if he's just okay, Kagome-chan?
Kagome: Well we do still have to find the jewel shards
Inuyasha: What? Well if that's all your here for I can do it myself!
Kagome: Oh can you? I thought I was your little jewel detector!
Inuyasha: I didn't mean that okay!
Kagome: In...Inuyasha...
Morgan: ;:gestures for cameras to zoom in;:
Kagome: ;:blushes and turns away;: I guess he's...more then okay.
Morgan: Wow. We defiantly need to write these quotes down and send them to hallmark. So sango, would you kiss a non-lechy Miroku?
Sango: That's no relevant
Morgan: Are you going to start that again?
Sango: ;:innocently;: start what?
Miroku: I think Sango has been in this room with Morgan to long
Morgan & Sango: Are you trying to imply something, monk?
Miroku: ;:sweat drops;: Nothing
Morgan: This question is from artemis347 and it's for Sesshy. If you were in Kagome's time what would you do? We don't really have demons and what job would you take?
Sesshomaru: My brother's wench's time?
Kagome: Stop calling me that!
Morgan: We had this question before. You'd probably work for some top secret government agency and be like...James Bond or something.
Sesshomaru: ;:lifts an eyebrow;:
Morgan: Don't look at me in that tone of voice. I don't know how to explain it! This next question comes from Sock Rocker. Inuyasha: KISS KAGOME! NOW! MUAHAHA! Oh and my friend Kampasi loves you! Also, does it tickle when people rub your ears? Kagome: Is high school really that hard? Oh- hey! MAYBE IF YOU GOT A TUTOR! For the days you came home from Fuedal Japan? And he could be wicked hot, and it would make a love... umn.. like quadrangle or something. It would make Inu-chan jealous. I'm sure. Sesshomaru: Howdy! I got my friend a t-shirt with you on it for her Birthday! Sango/Miroku: Stop avoiding the question! You guys gotta end up together and spawn cute little Miroku's and Sango's! All: Would you mind singing Happy Birthday to my friend? Her name is Haley and she's turning 15. She's going to a different school than most of us and we're all gonna miss her.
Inuyasha: Gah! I'm not kissing her!
Kagome: And what's wrong with me!
Inuyasha: You...I didn't...
Kagome: Just forget it!
Inuyasha: Jeez, what's your problem?
Kagome: Sit
Inuyasha: ;:hits the ground;:
Morgan: Just never learns. Okay Kagome your part of the question. Is high school really that hard. ;:snorts;: I could answer that question.
Kagome: Well I'm just flunking all my subjects now. It's just that I get so distracted and it's really hard to understand things when you're never there when they're explained.
Morgan: So why don't you get a tutor?
Kagome: ;:laughs sheepishly;: Well with the time I'd spend with a tutor I could just get the notes from Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi.
Morgan: True. And there's always Hojo.
Kagome: ;:blush;:
Morgan: And apparently she got her friend a shirt with you on it Sesshy-kun
Sesshomaru: Why is my visage being placed on these human's apparel?
Morgan: Do we have to go through the 'you're pretty' thing again? So when are you and Miroku gonna start spawning, Sango-chan?
Sango: little...Mirokus?
Morgan & Kagome: ;:blink in realization then gasp in horror;:
Miroku: I don't understand what they're adverse to
Inuyasha: You need it spelled out monk?
Miroku: ;:sighs;:
Morgan: Now we have to sing happy birthday to her friend!
Sango: Happy Birthday?
Morgan: It's a song.
Miroku: I've never heard of this song before.
Morgan: I suppose you wouldn't. That's alright, I'll teach it to you guys then you can sing it.
Sesshomaru: I don't sing, wench.
Morgan: Come on, Sesshy-kun
Sesshomaru: ;:glares;:
Morgan: Oh fine. Well we'll find something for you to do.
--------2 Hours Later-------
Morgan: Alright then... ;:eye twitching;: Have we got it right now?
Miroku: I believe so.
Inuyasha: Feh. This is stupid.
Morgan: Shut up and do it!
Sango: I don't think she's in a good mood.
Morgan: Yea well...you dealing with you people.
Sesshomaru: ;:holding a birthday cake;: Why do I have this, wench?
Morgan: Because if you won't sing you're going to do something productive. Now, everyone on the count of three. 1...2...3...
All except Sesshomaru, the seeping Rin, and still unconscious Jaken: ;:off tune;: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear...dear...
Morgan: Haley! Her name is Haley!
All Except Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken: Happy Birthday dear Haley, Happy birthday to you.
Morgan: See, that wasn't so hard was it?
Sesshomaru: What do I do with this thing?
Morgan: ;:eyes the cake then snatches it;: I'll...find something to do with it... Okay, this next question is from Water-Goddess-Inu-Luver1. Inuyasha, why do you purr when Kagome rubs your ears? Sango, we all know that you love Miroku, so why don't you just tell him that. Sesshoumaru, do you ever show your emotions, cause I know you do from some mangas I read.
Inuyasha: I don't purr!
Morgan: You sure?
Inuyasha: ;:glowers;:
Morgan: Just asking! So Sango, are you gonna tell Miroku you love him?
Miroku: Yes Sango! Confess your true feelings!
Sango: My...my true feelings?
Miroku: Yes! Come Sango, no more deception between us. ;:opens arms as if to embrace her but ends up groping her;:
Sango: Pervert! ;:bashes him with hiraikotsu;:
Morgan: Right. Your questions is forfeit now.
Sango: ;:drily;: Thank you
Morgan: No problem. Okay Sesshy. Do you ever show your emotions? Hey! We had a talk about this!
Sesshomaru: I do not have emotions.
Morgan: Anger is an emotion you know! is from Alright this next question is from moonmagicks. Kagome, how do you manage to keep your temper in check with InuYasha! InuYasha, why do you act so hard-headed! I mean, you are very understanding... at times. Sango, what IF Kohaku was somehow spared, what would you do? I mean, Naraku's still alive and all. Miroku, why don't you ever learn your lesson? Jaken, I'm just wondering, how old are you and how long have you served Sesshomaru?
Inuyasha: ;:snorts;: She never keeps her temper
Kagome: What? That was my question not yours!
Inuyasha: It was a stupid question.
Kagome: You're one to talk about tempers
Inuyasha: Yea, well at least I don't run home every time I get upset! ;:doing a bad impression of Kagome;: I'm going home...stupid
Kagome: Inuyasha sit.
Inuyasha: ;:hits the ground;:
Morgan: ;:shakes her head;: hard to believe Inuyasha has an understanding bone in his body. Okay Sango, what if Kohaku got free while Naraku was still alive.
Sango: I still have to kill Naraku, to avenge my village.
Morgan: You people and your, avenging thing.
Inuyasha & Sango: ;:glares;:
Morgan: But it's...heh...very honorable. So how old are you Jaken?
Jaken: ;:clears his throat;: I am several centuries old. However there is no need for a demon to record his age.
Morgan: You're finished.
Jaken: ;:hushes;:
Morgan: Good frog. This question is from Inuyasha's.Girl.4eva. Inuyasha: Can u ditch Kagome and come live with me? Kagome: Why don't you just kill Kikyo already? If you don't she'll take Inuyasha to hell which I'm pretty sure you wont like. Sango: If I had a way to save Kohaku would you marry Miroku?
Inuyasha & Kagome: Live with her?
Morgan: Yep. Inuyasha has admirers too. It's the ears I think.
Sesshomaru: His ears are the mark of a half demon. There is nothing remarkable about them.
Morgan: Don't be jealous, Sesshy-kun.
Sesshomaru: ;:glares;:
Morgan: So Kagome, would you kill Kikyo?
Kagome: Of course not! I mean...I don't want...I just...I could never kill Kikyo.
Morgan: Your just too nice for your own good. Okay Sango, if it would save Kohaku would you marry Miroku.
Sango: That would never-
Morgan: STOP THAT!
Sango: ;:blinks innocently;:
Morgan: Well two can play that game! Cuz this is the end of Part 6!
All except Rin & Sesshy: Really?
Morgan: Yep! So stay tuned for part 7!
All except Rin and Sesshomaru: ;:anime fall;:
Morgan: Till next time!