Now none of you can say I don't read my reviews! Well.. None of you said that in the first place, so ignore this and start reading my fic. lol

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Lost or Charlie. I do, however, own the striaght-jacket. The bit at the end is from The One Ring(a hilarious flash cartoon by Legendary Frog). I did not make that up. Some lines borrowed from Monty Python. I also borrowed the idea of incoherent yelling from Wayside School Is Falling Down by Louis Sacher. Read his books. I demand it of you.

Charlie sighed for the millionth time. He had this feeling... Like he was really depressed and he didn't know why. Maybe it was the straight-jacket. Maybe it had sucked the happy out of him, taking the crazy with it. Kate and Jack watched the Brit from the outskirts of the beach. "Think we should take the straight-jacket off of him?"Kate asked, shooting a brief glance at Jack. He shrugged,"I don't know. Claire did say that he said he was going to kill me."

"Just because he wants to murder you doesn't mean he's still crazy, Jack."

"...I thought you liked me?"

"Nope. Not like that, man."

"Well, if he did kill me(thought I doubt that he could), you people would start to get disorganized then start to die from mosquito bites."

"I don't think so. Locke is very organized and Sayid has started teaching people how to hunt mosquitoes and worse."

"What could possibly be worse than a mosquito?"

"A bee."

Jack gasped,"There's bees on the island? How did bees get on the island? Isn't that impossible?" Kate frowned at him,"Well.. If you're going to split hairs, I'm gonna piss off!" She began to walk away, but Jack grabbed her forearm, stopping her. He was staring at Charlie, who was stumbling over himself, yelling something at them. He looked quite panicked. "Jump to the side, you fucking bastards!"He yelled at them. The two were very dense and they really didn't trust Charlie at the moment, so they stood quite still. "What!"Kate yelled back. There was a rumbling coming from the jungle, so what Charlie called back sounded like utter crap to Kate and Jack. It was something that sounded like "There's a trucking load of minstrels stacking Ethan!"

"What!"

The rumbling got louder, so Charlie raised his voice."There's a fucking cloud of minstrels a-stacking Ethan!"

"What!"

"There's a FUCKING crowd of minstrels attacking Ethan!"

"WHAT!"

"THERE'S A FUCKING CROWD OF SQUIRRELS ATTACKING ETHAN!"

Kate and Jack gasped in unison. "OH!"Kate shouted back at Charlie angrily,"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Jack pushed her to the side just in time to see Ethan run directly in the spot they had just been in, his head covered in rabies-positive squirrels. Ethan ran around in circles once he hit the sand and some of the other Survivors came to watch. They were wondering when he would collapse, and found him very amusing. Jack and Kate walked over to Charlie, who was standing by Shannon. Kate hugged Charlie,"Thank you! You saved us from.. whatever that was, Charlie!" Jack nodded. The Brit blushed,"Oh.. it was nothing."

"JACK! He sounds sane!"

Charlie blinked,"Huh?"

"Everybody! CHARLIE SOUNDS SANE!"

A light that semed to come from nowhere shone on Charlie, making him squint. A chorus of.. something started to sing, and Survivors started to cheer and chant. "Take it off! Take it off!" Charlie would have started to take off his pants, but the straight-jacket was preventing him from doing so. Jack and Hurley had the honors of undoing the straight-jacket straps. Charlie was confused, but thought that it was a good thing having the artisic integrity-crusher come off, so he didn't say a word. Once the straight-jacket had come off, Charlie stretched his arms,"Ahh... That's better. You know... I was never crazy n the first place." This caused laughter. "Seriously, guys!" This caused even more laughter. He sighed and stromed off to the caves. Ethan was laying on the ground, bleeding from various squirrel-bite wounds. He was fuming. He thought that somehow, Charlie had concocted a scheme involving him being attacked by squirrels... Revenge? Yes... But he needed to come up with a plan... A really good plan... a plan that would be evil... Yes... a really good and evil plan... The one plan... TO RULE THEM ALL!

Haha.. How long it take me to write this? a really.. long time.. I must have this disease or something that causes procrastination! Evil.. procrastination.. thingies... disease. Anyway, I hoped you liked this chapter, but now? TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REVIEWS! Ehh... I'll start from chapter two, dince I didn't acknowledge them then. So if you see your name twice, it's because you reviewed twice. Wait a tick.. Nobody reviewed chapter two! Oh well. I guess I'll answer the reviews from chapters one and three. Read them to find yourself! lol.. That sounds funny.

ladybird2256: Do you have falling-off the chair injuries? If you do/did, I'm sorry, but thank you!

Fantasy Cat: Who said Charlie won't be able to eat another cheeseburger again? Locke can figure out a way! Maybe Sayid... I dunno, take your pick!

mattb3671: Who says I'm not on meds already? lol, just kidding.. I think...

Leaviel: Crazy minds think alike. Maybe we can form our own.. er.. crazy-club!

Dev: If you do make it into an icon.. I want one too!

szhismine: I took your ent idea. Thanks for that!

Faerie in Combat Boots: He might try to eat Boone again... But.. If he wants to stay outta that home-made straight jacket, he'd better not!

theelfcrumpet: Those people at Lost need to make Charlie more... not.. serious. Was chapter two erratic enough for you? lol

Romy-goodness: Glad to see you like to laugh. That's a great thing!

Fan of Fan Fic: The dancing cheeseburger may come back next chappie. You wait and see.

EvenstarofAragorn: Aww.. Thanks!

Double O Sayid: That's what I was aiming for!

Depphead: I thank you. bow

Lindzeh: Yes I do!

bookworm835: People like you make me feel happy. LAUGH LOTS!

Leaviel: Nope. Dom quote was "I think this straight jacket is crushing my artistic integrity. Along with these boxers Jack made me wear" Sorry.. I guess I sort of cheated... Dom said "I don't believe in underwear. It crushes your artistic integrity." Onceand I changed the quote. You got the coconuts part, though! HAZZAH FOR MONTY PYTHON! Blue Comedy Tour Rides Again is an excellent movie if you like RedNeck comedy. I suggest you watch it. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SQUIRREL IDEA! That made this chapter happen! lol So, in conclusion, I'm giving you four biscuits! One because I cheated on the quote thing, one becuase you got the coconuts, and two for the great idea. Have fun with these. -hands over biscuits-

Depphead: So, should I put more references? It can happen if you want. Anything to make my readers happy.

So, in conclusion... I want more reviews, people! That's what makes me tick!