Now here is my own version of fun- twisting together the LM (musical) and FotR (movie). Inspired by LesMisLoony's The New Production. So yea. Oh, the songs aren't in a particular order and I might throw in odd references and songs from different things and so forth. Here we go!
In the year 3434 of the Second Age...
Slaves:
Look down, look down,
Don't look him in THE EYE
Look down, look down,
You're here until you die
Elrond:
The sun is gone,
But it's hot here in Mt. Doom
(Isildur blatantly ignores him)
Slaves:
Look down, look down
There's an eternity to go
Um...Random Guy...that's fighting :
I've done no wrong
Sweet Jesus hear my prayer
Me: Ah! You cannot insert religious preferences in here without serious consequences!
(Sauron kills him with a sweep of his hand, and in this case, that is good.)
Slaves:
Look down, look down
Sweet Jesus doesn't care
Me: Great. No one listens.
Erik:
No one would listen
No one but her
Heard as the outcast hears ...
Me: Not called for. You're not supposed to make an entrance until... well I can't tell you, can I?
(And Erik walks off the stage sadly muttering something a Punjab lasso...)
Me: Anyways...On with the show!
Another guy:
I know she'll wait
I know that she'll be true
(Once
again, Sauron and the almighty hand sweep thing)
Slaves:
Look down, look down
They've all forgotten you
Yoda (for lack of a better character):
When free I get
See me you won't
Here for dust!
Slaves:
Look down, look down
Don't look him in THE EYE (for added emphasis if the CAPITAL letters aren't enough, try raising your eyebrows like Colm Wilkinson)
R2D2(so Yoda won't feel all alone for being the only Star Wars character. And yes, I watched the third one recently):
Beep beep, beep beep
Beep beep beep beep beep beeep?
Slaves:
Look down, look down
You'll always be a slave
Look down, look down
You're
standing in your grave
Sauron's Mouth (from RotK) with Sauron standing behind him :
Now bring me Isildur!
Your father's dead,
And his blade's right there (points)
You know what that means?
Isildur:
standing up
Yes, it means REVENGE! (picks up
said sword)
Sauron's Mouth:
No! (He's
killed and has nothing more to say...)
Isildur:
I will cut off your finger!
Sauron's Mouth's dead body:
silence...
Isildur:
And I will take the ring.
My father is now dead,
And... yea, we were kings!
Sauron (who could actually talk the entire time):
You will never be a king again
Unless you learn the power of the ring!
Isildur:
I know the meaning of those bloody wars
A slave of the ring! (And Samarra would pop up now, except I'm scared of her. So... no.)
Sauron:
(This is the deleted part because I don't
feel like doing this part. Three less lines for Sauron)
Sauron: Oh shit.
Me: Language honey, this is only rated K+... well now it's T. Yea. Thanks.
Isildur:
My name is ISILDUR! (war cry...)
Sauron (as he falls down, he manages to sing to compensate for the missing part above.):
And I am Sauron.
Do not forget my name
Do not forget me
Isildur!
(After his death,
Sauron is forgotten, for a very long time, by everyone...except
Galadriel)
Slaves:
Aha! We're all free! (Cue the attacks from Orcs, Uruk-hai, and so it goes... evermore. Life has dealt them some terrible blows. Oh. Sorry.)
A/N: Well, you know the rest... right? RIGHT? And yes, I know that back then in 3434 of the Second Age, Sauron wouldn't have been the EYE. But, hey. It's too much fun.