A/N: Well, here's the next scene from the movie. Have fun!
Frodo:
There is a Bilbo out somewhere
I like to go there in my sleep
There are adventures for me to seek
There with my Bilbo out somewhere
There is a room that's full of swords
There are a hundred (inserts something that rhymes with swords) and orcs
Bilbo and I will never be apart
Not on our adventure out somewhere.
Yes, it is Bilbo all in white
Holding a book that he wrote
He's nice to see, but you mustn't touch
Our else he'll say "I want my precious...much..."
I know a place where no one's lost
I know a place where hobbits can't die
Dying at all is not allowed
Not with my Bilbo out somewhere...
Oh help! I think I here the doorbell now
And I'm nowhere near finishing this book!
Oh, it's him.
Oh, it's GANDALF!