These are parodies of popular songs and other songs that you might know of. I tried my best; please don't sue me. Enjoy.
1999
(Olaf song, parody of "1985" by Bowling for Soup)
Olaf just hit the wall
He never had it all
Goes crazy every day,
Why is his life this way?
This anger, woe and dread
It's going to his head
Hasn't got a single fan,
What went wrong with his plan?
He was gonna get their fortune
He was
gonna be a star
He was gonna shake his thing
On the
hood of Esme's car
The Baudelaires, you see,
They are his
enemies.
Looks at his evil life
And nothing
Has been
Alright
(Chorus)
Fortunes
And fires
They fuel his desires
He torments
The orphans
And wonders if his plan's a blunder
Children
Are crying
As the ropes he's tying
Cause he's had an evil life
since 19-
19-
1999
He's tried all the classics;
He knows every line.
Like "Better give up now,
Before I make you die!"
Makes lots of evil plans;
Not a big "Littlest Elf" fan.
Thought he might get a hand
With all his evil plans.
Where's the pinstripe skirt
That Esme thinks is IN?
And why can't people see the genius that is him?
Why does his acting stink?
How come he's starring
In a movie with
Aiken
And Browning
(As the Baudelaires)?
(Chorus)
(Instrumental break)
We hate him, Make him stop
Why do all his plans always attract the cops?
And when did he start
Being an actor?
Please make him
Stop
Stop
STOP
And stop the bad deeds
And fires
That fuel his desires. No more torment
ing orphans
No wonder all his plans are blunders
Quagmires,
Stop crying.
The ropes I am untying.
But he's still preoccupied
With fortunes in his life.
(Repeat chorus twice)