Tooks:
Come on you old leech
Brandybucks:
Get on with the speech
Sackville-Bagginses:
We haven't got all day
Bilbo:
Alright, you rowdy lot,
Here's a speech to hit the spot
Or I'm not a Baggins
Pippin:
Alright, here's the fireworks
Merry, over here!
Bilbo:
I've got to get away...
I love you all so dear!
(A/N: You know what line we're at now, right?)
Bolgers:
I'm really here for food
Goodbodies:
Good thing this only happens once a year
Gamgee:
Our host, dear Bilbo
He was there so they say
At the den of that dragon Smaug
Grubbs:
Got there, you see
When the dragon was asleep
Chrubbs:
But he knew just what to do
Crawling through tunnels
So I've heard it said
Picking through the treausures
From the dragon's den
Burrowers:
He made a tidy score
From the spoils of... plunder
Bilbo:
My dear Bagginses and Boffins,
My Tooks and Brandybucks,
My Grubbs, and dear Chubbs,
My Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles,
And my dear Proudfoots.
It's my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like,
and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I'll be gone now
(POOF)
Majority of the crowd:
Ain't got a clue
What he just said in his speech
But I don't care that he's gone
Sackville-Bagginses:
Wow, what an end!
Now to raid his house
He must have left me a present
Frodo:
Gandalf, over here
Where is my dear uncle?
Off on the road?
One last fun adventure
Proudfoot:
It's ProudFEET
Just in case anyone was wondering...
A/N: Some of The Hobbit facts aren't right, I know. But come on, I was trying to
make the words fit the song a bit better. Doubt that it worked. And all the Hobbit names are real Hobbit names. Honestly. Had fun? I hope so. I'll update as soon as I think of what to do next...