"Damn Naraku,"
Kagura was inspecting the last campsite the inu-tachi left. She found a canister labeled "COFFEE." Shrugging, she picked it up and threw it into her feather boat (A/N: what is that thing anyways?). She found some packets filled with a white substance labeled "SUGAR." She threw that into her feather as well. Deciding that there was nothing else, she decided to head back to Naraku's Castle.
She grabbed the items she picked up and headed toward what they considered the throne room. Not even bothering to knock, she slammed open the shoji door and immediately felt sick.
There was Naraku and Kikyo. Doing things that I can't say because of the rating.
She threw her findings at them and backed out into the hall before she threw up. I mean, who wouldn't? She just saw a disgusting hanyou and a clay miko rutting. Was she the only one that thought it was wrong?
Next day...
Naraku and Kikyo had finished their... 'business' the night before. Kikyo had left that morning with her soul stealers. Naraku sat staring at the unknown substance called "COFFEE." If he was looking at the pictures correctly (A/N: lets just say he can't read it since its from the future) he needed some hot water. He called for some and a servant appeared with a teapot full. Pouring some of the water into a cup, he poured everything in the canister into the cup. He opened the sugar packets and put it in as well. He stirred it around a bit before trying it.
He only took a bit at first. It tasted so bitter! But if this is what the miko used to regain her powers in the morning, he would drink it and become invincible! Quickly downing the entire mug, he sat waiting for something, anything.
He felt it. Something was rushing through his veins. He couldn't sit still. All he could think about was that the potion worked!
He walked through the halls smugly. Suddenly, he turned on one of his servants and said...
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"Would you like to have a tea party with me?" his eyes were wide with anticipation.
The servant shuddered to think of what happened to her master. "I-I'm s-so-sorry mi-milord. I cannot. I have duties to attend to," she shuffled away quickly scared to think of what he may do since she disobeyed.
"Dear dear. I have no one to play with. Well guess what! I am invincible! I have drunken ALL of the shikon miko's precious potion! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he ran outside scaring all the birds from the courtyard. He stopped when he say the koi pond. Naraku looked left and right before jumping into the pond scaring all te fish away. Wait... "NOOOO!" Naraku's cry was heard throughout the castle. Servants peeked put from their workplace to see their master... crying?
"All the fishes are dead!" he began bawling all over again.
Kagura watched with fascination. Naraku had finally gone off the deep end. He was crying over fish for goodness sake! I really must thank the miko.
Who shall the next sugar victom be? Spins roulette... and the winner is... KOGA! Mwahahahahahahaha! Please REVIEW!