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Summary: Chris gets sick and his innerself decides to have a little fun of it's own. Confused? Just read it! Set somewhere in season 6 where they don't know who he is and still mistrust him.

Author's note: This is my first fanfic so my writing skills are probably very bad. Be nice!

Manor-day

The sisters are in the kitchen, talking about Paige's latest temp job, when Chris orbs in.

Paige: "Aw Chris! If this is about going after another demon, you can save it, 'cause it's saturday, and we need to relax."

Chris: "I.."

Phoebe: "I totally agree with Paige, and it's not like we haven't done enough already this week."

Chris: "But I..."

Piper: "No but, Chris. We are not going after another demon. We deserved a break here."

Chris yells: "Héééé! Good. Now I have your attention, I just wanted to ask you guys if you have any asprine in house. Because I have a major headache here. I think I'm coming down with something."

Piper, Phoebe, Paige: "Oh."

Piper: "I'll go get the asprines."

Paige: "How can you be sick? Aren't you like dead or something?"

Chris: "Uhh... I dunno. Maybe a new virus?"

Phoebe: "Virus that affects the dead. Yeah right."

Chris: "Hé! It might be a demon thingy. Perhaps..."

Paige: "Noo demon talk today!"

Chris pours himself a glass of water. Piper walks in with the asprines.

Piper: "Here are the asprines."

Chris: "Thanks."

Manor- later that day

Phoebe walks in the attic. She sees Chris on the couch. She walks over to him.

Phoebe: "Hé Chris. What are you doing here? Don't you have demon things to do?"

She turns him over and sees his face pale and sweating. He seems to be shaking too.

Phoebe: "O my god, what happened?"

Chris (voice trembling): "I don't know. I just feel awfull right now. One minute I'm very hot and the next it's colder than the North Pole. I know that, 'cause I've been to the North Pole once, when I orbed wrong. I wanted to go to somewhere cool, 'cause that day was very hot and somehow I ended up there. And I'm very dizzy right now and my troat hurts and I have the feeling to throw up any time."

Phoebe: "You're babbling."

Chris: "I'm not! Oh, I am. That means I'm very delerious, because everytime I'm sick, I talk too much. My aunt always tells me to shut up,and I try,but it never works. Except for when I sleep. Than I don't talk. Or I talk, I just don't know it."

Phoebe: "Still doing it."

She feels his head, and pulls back her hand when she feels it's very hot.

Phoebe: "Oh Chris. You're burning up. Let me get you a blanket. Be right back."

And she leaves the attic. On the way to her room she sees Piper.

Phoebe: "Piper! How do you cure a fever?"

Piper: "With lots of water and a good night sleep. Why? You're sick?"

Phoebe: "No. Not me. Chris is. He's in the attic. His head is burning and he babbles."

Piper: "I'll get some water."

Piper walks to the kitchen when she sees Paige.

Paige: "Where are you going?"

Piper: "Kitchen. Getting water for Chris."

Paige: "Why?"

Piper: "According to Phoebe, he's sick."

Paige: "Since when does whitelighters get sick?"

Piper: "Good question. You go ask him."

And she walks away. Paige goes to the attic and she finds Phoebe covering Chris with a blanket. Chris is sleeping now, but he's saying something in his sleep.

Chris (muttering): "Demons...yucky... cold... stupid... "

Paige: "Hey Phoebe. How is he?"

Phoebe: "Sleeping. But I don't know what's wrong with him."

Paige: "Maybe we should call Leo."

Chris suddenly stirs in his sleep.

Chris: "Leo... dumb...evil... no... love...stop you...Wyatt..."

Piper walks in and hears Chris saying Wyatt.

Piper: "What is he talking about?"

Paige: "I say we call Leo and get him to heal him so we can ask him."

Phoebe: "Well.."

Paige, Piper: "LEO!"

Leo orbs in.

Leo: "What's wrong?"

Piper: "Chris is sick, we need you to heal him."

Leo: "Whitelighters don't get sick."

Phoebe: "Well, tell him that."

Paige: "And he's been talking about Wyatt."

Leo goes over to heal Chris.

Leo: "He's not healing."

Chris (muttering): "No... go away... kill me..."

Suddenly, his body relaxed as he astral project behind Leo. Leo's hands glows.

Leo: "He's healing!"

Paige: "Uh.. Leo?..? You might wanna look behind you."

Leo: "What..?" He turns around to see Chris looking at him with pure hate.

Astral Chris: "You bastard!" And he waves his arm and Leo flies to a wall.

Piper gasped and she tries to freeze him. It doesn't work. He turns to Piper.

Astral Chris: "It won't work. I'm a good witch. You can't freeze me."

Phoebe: "You're a witch? How come you never told us."

Paige: "Another one of his little secrets."

Astral Chris: "Oh, I've had enough of the secrets. Christopher never has fun. Always work and always stress. Can't do anything wrong. On top of that, you all treat him like crap."

Piper: "Well, you're the one to say. You're the one with all those secrets."

Astral Chris: "Nope. Wasn't me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go have some fun." And he orbs out.

Paige: "O..kay...He's a witch, he can astral project, has telekenises and he talks about himself in the third person. Not a good sign."

Phoebe: "Wait. Piper? You still remember when Prue's astral self had it's own will and decided to have some fun of herown?"

Piper: "How could I not. It nearly ruined my wedding."

Phoebe: "Well, this looks like it. We have to find a way to get Astral Chris back in his own body, or things might go wrong."

Paige: "I say we trap him in the cristals."

Leo: "But we have to find him first."

Paige: "I meant Chris Chris. Not astral Chris."

Piper: "I'll go get the crystals."

Paige: "No. I got it. Crystals! Circel."

And the crystals appear around Chris.

Phoebe: "Back to astral Chris now? How are we going to find him?"

Piper: "Leo? Can you sense him?"

Leo: "No. Maybe it doesn't work because he's in his astral form?"

Phoebe: "Then we'll try scrying. Or a summoning spell."

They all go to work.

TBC.

A/N: And! What do you think? It's my first fic. I hope I didn't do anything wrong! Please Review!