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A/N: For everyone who reviewed! THANK YOU! My Math test went pretty well.. but I still have to worry about the week that comes... with 2 tests a day and a whole week long! This makes me wanna cry again... Oh well.. I better first continue with the story...


Astral Fun

Chapter 3- Finding Chris with Chris' help

Chris has this strange feeling when he woke up. Not really uncomfortable, justa little bit empty. Likesome part of him is missing. It also feels familiar. Just like... astral projecting! But if he's up andhe still feel that way, it must mean..."Oh great! My astral ass has run off again!"

The sisters stares at Chris after he woke up. They had expected to see his memories or feel his feelings or anything! But this, they did not expect.

Paige don't know what to think of this. Did the spell brought back his astral self and is Chris just pretending? Paige don't know. He might be telling the truth, but you'll never know with the futur boy.

Phoebe was the first one to recover. "Again? What do you mean again?" She asked. His whole sentence was a little bit weird, but that was the only question she could think of at the moment.

"Yeah, and how come you can astral project anyway? Are you a witch? 'Cause that would make thing much clearer. It would also explain how you could be sick. Or was that something demonic?" Paigebabbled her questions after Phoebe's.

"And what did you say about Wyatt?" That was Piper.

Chris felt busted. In fact, he is busted. He couldn't lie very well to his family when he was little, and it was only easier when they didn't know who he is. But now, with a part of him in who-knows-where, he can't find the strength to lie to them. (Or was it the spell?)

"Yes, I'm a witch. Part-witch, part-whitelighter actually, just like you Paige. And I think my illness had nothing to do with demons, I probably just caught a cold. I went out demon hunting yesterday night and it rained the whole time, plus, I haven't slept in three days, so is was probably something normal." He answered Paige's questions.

"And what did you mean again?" Phoebe asked unpatiently.

"From what my mom told me, it happened before when I was little. I just got astral projections and couldn't control my powers very well. At school, there was someone bullying me and I was afraid to go to school. So my astral projection just got his own will and decided to teach the bully a little lesson. But mom was able to talk him.. I mean me.. down and it went back in my own body."

"Teach him a little lesson? What do you mean? Did you used magic?" Phoebe asked worriedly.

"No magic. Just my good old brain. Though I think my astral self took mine with him, 'cause I can't really think straight right now."

"And what did you say about Wyatt?" Piper wanted to know what this strange futur boy know about her baby boy.

"Wyatt? What do you mean?" he asked confused. "When youwere sleeping, you muttered something about Wyatt." "Eh.. I don't remember." he answered truthfully. Had he really been talking about Wyatt. He suddenly panicked. OMG. How could I talk in my sleep! What have I said? Did I said too much? What do they know? But then he calmed down. Don't worry Chris. If they knew, they wouldn't be asking you questions right now, but blowed you up of threw you out of the window. Whichever came first.

Piper sighed. It seem like he doesn't know what he was talking about. But he must know something, or else he wouldn't even have dreamed about it in the first place. She decided to leave that question for later.

"Well, do you at least know how to get your astral self back into your body?" "Or where he.. I mean you... I mean he.. you know what I mean.. meant by going to have some fun?" Phoebe asked.

Chris blushes. He really didn't wanted to tell them what he liked. They would surely laugh at him. At besides, his astral self may not even be doing that. 'Of course he would be doing that! He's you!' A little voice in his head said. Yeah, but what if he isn't? He's his astral projection, maybe he likes something else? 'Oh for the love of god! Your astral self really has taken your brain with him! You're hopeless!' Oh zip it!

"Well? We're waiting." Paige tapped with her foot.

"Uh... yeah... well... I uh... he... I mean I..." he stuttered. 'Just say it, and get it over with!' the little voice said again.

"Singingandteaching" he muttered.

"What?" the sisters said in toghether.

Chris takes a deep breath and says: "I like singing and teaching. Kids I mean. Little ones." He turns red as the sisters stares at him.

"That's your idea of fun?" Paige asked, not believing what she heard. Chris turns even redder.

Wow. Phoebe thought. They really didn't know him. She always thought he was the neurotic, always stressing, never caring whitelighter from the futur. Never knew he liked working with Chris.

Piper didn't know whether to believe him or not. On one hand, he's so embarresed about it to tell it, he can hardly be lying, but he always said he wasn't good with babies, that's why he would never babysit Wyatt.

"Ok! That's a start. But even then, there are thousand of placed he.. you..whatever, could be. How are we going to find... you know?" Phoebe said.

"Scrying?" Chris tried. "Well smart guy, if that worked, you wouldn't be awake right now." Phoebe answered.

"But maybe he can say a spell so we can find his astral self!" Paige exclaimed. "Yeah! It might work!" Phoebe said excitedly.

"Uh.. Ok. Let me think for a sec.

I call upon the Halliwell line
A part of me is what we need to find
Bring me back my astral me
Lift all the blocking, blessed be"

"HALLIWELL LINE!" Piper yelled. Oops. Chris is soo busted this time.


A/N: Yeah, Chris isn't really smart in this chapter, but hey! I blame it on the spell. And Leo left somewhere in this chapter. I made the elders call him and he took Wyatt with him 'Up There'. I didn't knew what to write with him in it, so I justannoyed the elders till they jingled him.

Piper Chris fan: TY for your review. I'll try to put some Piper and Chris moments in it, but not yet in this chapter.

And again.. Thanks to everyone who reviewed.