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Fett jumped to his feet to see what was going on, and then he just remembered he had taken a babysitting job. So he calmed down and walked into the kitchen where he was met with a cupcake to the helmet. As he wiped the icing from his face he saw it, the war zone once known as the solo kitchen. "What the hell is going on?" Fett yelled.

Jacen gasped, "You said a bad word."

" Yeah, you're a bad person." Anakin said as he threw an egg at Jaina.

"Out of the kitchen…now." Fett said pointing toward the door.

"No" said Jaina throwing another cupcake at Fett. Fett quickly raised his blaster and vaporized it. The kids got up screaming and all ran in different directions. Fett started chasing Anakin around the kitchen, Anakin grabbed a frying pan and hit him square in the face. Fett shook it off and was met with another blow from the pan. Fett really did not like this job already. He grabbed Anakin by the collar. Swinging the frying pan madly Anakin managed to hit Fett in the knee. Anakin let out a nervous laugh as Fett tore the pan away from him.

"Stay on the couch." Fett said setting Anakin down. Jacen came running out of the hallway still screaming Fett quickly grabbed him and set him next to his brother. " Now for your sister." Jaina came rushing toward Fett arsenal of stuffed animals in hand.

" Take that!" she yelled throwing her cute and fuzzy arsenal Fett's way. Fett started becoming annoyed with the barrage of animals. He was so annoyed in fact he raised his blaster and took a shot at a stuffed wookie.

"NO, Mr. Snuffles!!" Anakin yelled jumping up. He started hitting Fett on the arms igniting his flamethrower, and disintegrating yet another ball of fuzz.

"Silence." Fett said grabbing Anakin and Jaina setting them on the couch. "Now listen…" Fett said pointing his finger at the trio. "I am Boba Fett, I will be…babysitting you for the next couple of days. I…"

Anakin cut off Fett, "Can I call you Bobbers?"

"No. Anyway…"

"How bout Fetters?" Anakin asked hopefully.

"No." Fett said becoming annoyed. "As I was saying…"

"How about Bob?" Anakin asked again hoping for a yes.

"NO! You may shut your mouth and let me finish!" Fett said loosing his cool. The kids jumped back. " Now then…" Anakin opened his mouth to say something. "Shut it!" Fett yelled. "I will now set some rules, one no calling me bobbers, bob, or fetters. Two, no touching my armor.

Fett went on for about ten minutes with an extensive list of rules. Anakin and Jacen started drifting off into la-la land. "Were you listening to a word I said?" Fett asked the boys.

"I stopped listening at number one." Anakin said yawning. "Hey bibbles."

"What?"

It's twelve o'clock make lunch.

"Wha…What…Lunch. Fett stammered. I don't cook." Fett said confused.

A/N: Hooray humor! More to come. Please R&R .