Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars or any of its characters. Its been a long time since I've updated school was hell last year and then my computer crashed. Then after that I became lazy these are my excuses for not updating. Sad isn't it. Oh well humor time.

"I wonder what those kids are up to." Fett asked himself as he walked down the hallway. Why would Leia or Han ever think of him to baby-sit their tiny annoying children? Maybe they thought he was good for the job or maybe they were just trying to piss him off. Probably just trying to piss him off. He reached the end of the hallway and opened the door to their room. "What?" Fett asked himself. They were gone. He walked in to try and find them but as he took that first step he tripped over a wire. Just as that happened three hyper kids jumped from the closet and ran out the door trampling Fett in the process.

"Bye Bobbers!" Fett heard Anakin yell. He jumped up off of the ground and ran to the living room only to see that the apartment door was open. Those annoying kids had made their escape. He ran into the Palace corridor and saw them jump on an elevator. Fett not wanting to wait for the elevator ran down the stairs. When he arrived in the lobby he saw the annoyances heading for the landing pad. He ran after them knocking down people in the process getting many one fingered hand gestures. When he came onto the landing pad he saw the children lifting off…in his ship. He was in for a lot of hell from Leia if she ever found out.

Then something came on Fett's commlink. It was Leia. "Fett let me talk to the kids." She ordered.

"You can't." He said camly.

"Why not." She asked now getting angry.

"Umm…they're on my ship."

"You would be on your ship also so let me talk to them."

"I'm not on my ship." Fett informed Leia.

"WHAT?" Leia screamed. "How can you lose your ship to three children?!"

"Has any anyone ever told you that you have a serious impulse control problem!" Fett yelled back.

"Can you track your ship?" She asked him.

"Yes."

"Good…DO IT!!" she screamed turning off the commlink.

He climbed into an X-Wing and started to track the kids. They looked like they were on a course for Endor. The planet filled with cute little fuzzy midget wookies called ewoks. Cute…fuzzy…not Fett's kind of planet. The only other thing that planet is known for is trees, lots and lots of trees.

…Several hours later…

"Hey look, we can land there." Jacen said pointing to where the Imperial base once stood which has since been leveled.

"Righto." Jaina said while landing. The Solo children had found a great place to land, Fett on the other hand found out trees are not meant to be landed on. But it did not end there, soon Fett would meet face to face with the fuzzy creatures and see that the children have made friends with them.

A/N: Wow, that was interesting wasn't it. Tune in next time when Fett gets attacked by fuzzy Ewoks. R&R