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"Stupid freakin kids." Fett mumbled as he walked through the dense forest of Endor. Maybe when he found the kids he could kill them, and say that crazy Endor creatures ate them. Yes killing them would be very pleasing. Endor was very peaceful Fett was admiring the trees as he walked but the silence was broken by the screams of a fuzzy animal under his foot. It was an Ewok. "What the hell?" Fett asked himself. The Ewok greeted him with a stick to groin. "Son of a…" The next small part of Fett's dialogue has been edited out do to its rude nature We re-enter our story with a very angry Fett and the Ewok sporting a large lump on its head.
Meanwhile…
The kids found an Ewok the same way Fett did…stepping on one. This one was a little more disgruntled and gave them all a stick to the head knocking them out. When they awoke they found themselves in the best of situations tied to a burning tree. The children tried to quickly plead with the Ewoks but they were not understood. Then Anakin how could you please a primitive species, give them something modern. Anakin pulled out flashlight he had stolen from Fett's ship and flashed it in the nearest Ewok's eyes making it scream. The Ewoks started speaking gibberish to each other. Anakin saw they were in awe he thought that if he were to give it to them they would e freed. The head Ewok came over took the light and left the tree burning. Plan unsuccessful.
"We're screwed." Anakin said. But then an Ewok came over and put the fire out they took the light as a gift…yay. The Ewok who had been stepped on by Fett had since come back to the village and informed the Ewoks. They set off to subdue the intruder, the kids stayed at the village not knowing where the Ewoks were going.
Fett sat on a fallen tree gathering his thoughts about the situation he was in when he heard the battle cry of the attacking fuzz balls. Immediately one of them latched onto his back. As it screamed so did he. After several bonks to the head by several Ewoks with sticks he was knocked out. He awoke when he heard a "Hey bobbers." from Anakin. He had a headache and to make things worse he was hanging upside down over a pit of fire. "Great." He mumbled.
Anakin was holding one of the Ewok's sticks. "Piñata!" he yelled as he bashed Fett with the stick. The rest of the kids joined in. "Piñata, Piñata, Piñata!" More shots to the head of Fett. Fett was tired of being beaten like a piñata not only because he was not full of candy, but the shots to his head hurt. He used the flamethrower on his wrist to burn the rope causing him to fall into the pit of fire.
"AHHHH!" Fett screamed and jumped out of the pit of fire. He then rolled around vigorously trying to put the flames out. He then stood up…he was beyond pissed by now. "Get over here right NOW!" he screamed at the kids. He was beginning to sound like a mother, that was not good. So he decided he would definitely not act like a mother. He shot out the fiber-chord whip on his wrist and tied the brats up, then dragged them off to find his stolen Slave I.
A/N: Well gosh Fett got beat up by a hoard of Fuzzy animals. Tsk,Tsk. This chapter is too short. Well anyway tune in next where…umm…stuff happens! R&R!