Death By...
Laughter.

He was laughing and then...
And...
HE DIED!
"End"
I'm lonely...

Death by...
Yami-itus

He was laughing and then... He laughed more and...
He went evil.
Then...

HE DIED!
"
Death By...
Toilet Brushes...
(Readers, run away...)

They were laughing and then...
They had to clean...
And one idiot...
Ate the Evil Rabid Toilet Brush named Fred. Who died.
The End.
"
Death By...
Rabid Bunnies.

They ate him.
And he Died.

The End.
"
Death By...
Peas!

He swallowed wrong. And Chocked.
AND THEN HE DIED!

The End.
"
Death By...
Poking

He got poked by the other plushie to death.
The End.
"
Death By...
Boredom

They sat there. And then...
And...
...

HE DIED!
The End.
"AUTHOR'S NOTE!"
I have no life.
"THE STORY!"
Death by...
No Life-ism.

He Died.
THE END!
"
Death By...
Squiggly Lines!

Are You Dead yet?
The End.
"
Death By...
Plastic Sporks...

He got stabbed with a Plasic Spork.
The End.
"
Death By...

WOODEN Spork!

He was stabbed by a WOODEN spork.
And Died.
The End.
"
Death By...
METAL SPORK!

He was decapitaded by a METAL SPORK! and threfore died.
The End.(This time, it's also the fic's end!)