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"AHHH!" Fett screamed as he awoke from his because of a club to the groin from Anakin. Fett grabbed the little runt by the throat and raised him in the air. "Why you little…OW!" Another clever little shot to the groin. Fett fell to the ground, as did Anakin, except that Anakin could actually get up and walk away. Fett however was in a painful heap on the floor, just how he loved to start his day.
He still had another five days of painful groin shot wake-ups, but who was counting? Yes, Fett still had to baby-sit the ingrates for another five days—exactly what he wanted, I'm sure. Somewhere, probably on the other side of the galaxy, Han and Leia were celebrating the fact they could be away from their own annoying brats. To take care of them they hired the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy, who was annoyed enough to kill all three of the children anytime now.
He was still recovering from the horrific piñata incident and did not know how much more he could take. Immediately walking out of the room he was sleeping in Anakin went for another shot with his club, which Fett dodged almost immediately. He was kind of expecting that though, he knew the brat wouldn't give up a chance to hurt him. Little son of a…. anyway Anakin was ummm…. not nice is a better way to put it. Upon deftly dodging the blow, Fett threw Anakin screaming into the couch. He walked into the kitchen and was assaulted by a variety of vegetables and kitchen utensils. "Ha ha, Bobbers!" Jacen yelled while throwing a nice red tomato toward Fett's head. Fett blasted the tomato out of the air sending tomato sauce all over himself.
Fett was now shaking with anger, "You kids are so…" He was cut off because two potatoes had just hit him in the head keeling him over and causing him to fall hard on the ground. "Oww…" Fett said rubbing his head. "Ahhh!" Fett screamed again as he dodged another barrage of vegetables. The Jaina threw a handful of knives toward Fett, thinking quickly, Fett turned a table on its side and the knives stuck into the back of the table. The kids were freakin' crazy now they were throwing knives, and Fett didn't feel like being the idiot at the circus that gets knives thrown at him, and the "accidentally" cut or impaled by one of the knives. After about ten more minutes of having food thrown at him he returned fire.
Right after he did that he heard Anakin say, "Owww!" and he started to cry. Fett had no idea what he had done. At first he thought it was funny but then Anakin kept crying he slowly walked over to Anakin.
"Ummm…I'm sorry." He said looking down at Anakin. "Owww…" Right after he was finished saying he was sorry Anakin pelted him with two more potatoes, one to the head and one to his already injured groin. Fett fell onto his hands and knees in pain. (For all of you who don't know, what just happened is what in the child's world is called a "fake-out". What happens here is one child pretends to be hurt but when the other comes over to apologize he is then aught a lesson by the other child. Anyway back to the story…) While Fett was on the ground Anakin saw his chance and jumped on Fett's back. Fett in surprised jumped around on all fours like a constipated wiener dog.
"Wheee!" Anakin squealed with joy as he rode Fett like a horse. Fett's five day's of hell were just about to begin.
A/N: Wow! Hello everyone I decided to write for once anywho Fett has just lost all his dignity let's see what I will do to him in the next chapter. Read and Review!