Chapter 2: How They Arrived
Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG for rude humor
Genre: humor/humor
Authors' Note: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist or Ghost Report in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to Fanfiction.net. We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sakura Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
-Inside Genkai's Temple with Genkai-
Genkai: Okay for the last time: Why are you girls here?
Neko: To train!
Hitsuji: To wander!
Kitsune: To fight!
Sakura: To eat strawberries!
Genkai: (puts hand on her head) This is taking forever…
Hiei: WILL YOU JUST ANSWER THAT DAMN QUESTION! WE'VE BEEN DOING FOR 7 SEVEN HOURS!
Kitsune: And 32 minutes.
Hitsuji: And 25 seconds.
(total silence)
Sakura: Plus .2 seconds! Or is it 8…
Hiei: MY GOD!
Yusuke: What part of "Why are you girls here" do you not understand?
Neko: Well here's the thing: WE JUST ANSWERED IT 7 HOURS AGO WHEN YOU ASKED US, YOU BAKA!
(The boys pause while Genkai glares at the boys.)
Genkai: 7 DAMN HOURS AND YOU KNEW THIS ALREADY, YOU MORONS! (Hits them on the head)
Kurama/Shuichi: (rubs his head) Why do you want to ruin our lives?
Neko: 'Cause we're bored!
Kitsune: Yeah there was nothing to do since we arrived here.
Hitsuji: BY NEKO'S STUPID TIME/TRAVELING MACHINE!
Sakura: Yeah! It's all Neko's fault!
Neko: (puts her head down) Why me…
Yoko Kurama: Time/traveling machine?
Kuwabara: I don't get it…
Hiei: You never get anything.
Kuwabara: HEY!
Neko: Well… I guess we should tell you the story…
-Flashback Sequence at Neko's House-
Kitsune: Neko, why did you drag us to your house?
Neko: I need to show you my latest invention!
Sakura: Your moose thing?
Hitsuji: Your electric bouncy piggy?
(All stares at Hitsuji)
Hitsuji: What? She invented that?
Neko: (looks away and says to herself) And that could've been a success… I just can't figure why they weren't…
Kitsune: Are you gonna show us your invention thing or what?
Neko: Patience, kodomo!
Kitsune: Call me that one more time and I swear I'll kick your…
Neko: (cheerfully) AND NOW PRESENTING! (Takes the blanket off) MY TIME/TRAVELING MACHINE!
Sakura: A couch…
Neko: No, it's a time/traveling machine!
Hitsuji: Dude, you made machine out of a couch?
Neko: Well I thought it would be comfortable! Shall we all try it?
(Hitsuji, Kitsune, and Sakura look at each other and raise their shoulders up)
Kitsune: Well, what could hurt?
Sakura: (fast mode) Despite getting us trapped somewhere and the time/traveling brakes down, (cheerfully) I'm okay!
Hitsuji: Let's go, guys!
(The girls go to the couch. Neko brings a backpack with her moose, Musi, in it and other unimportant objects. The rest bring their weapons for protection.)
Neko: Ready?
Hitsuji, Kitsune, and Sakura: Hai!
Neko: Then let's go. (Starts time machine and goes through a portal with her friends)
(The girls land near a forest)
Hitsuji: Where are we?
Kitsune: What time are we in?
Sakura: (cheerfully) I see clouds!
Hitsuji and Kitsune: (stare at Sakura)
Sakura: What?
Hitsuji: Neko, you know where and when we are?
Neko: …OH! Now I realize my mistake!
Hitsuji: NANI?!
Neko: I forgot to set what time and where to be?
Kitsune: You baka…
Neko: Damare!
????: SQUEAK!
(all of them pause)
Sakura: What was that?
(a moose pops out of Neko's backpack with a piggy in her hands.)
Kitsune: A small moose?
Neko: That's Musi to you.
Musi: SQUEAK! (puts up a sign that says "And don't you forget it!")
(the piggy goes out of control and bounces everywhere)
Sakura: Take cover!
Kitsune: (hides behind Sakura)
Sakura: I GOTTA PROTECT MYSELF TOO, YOU IDIOT!
Kitsune: (puts arm behind her neck) He, he! Gomen nasai!
(everyone stares at the piggy)
Neko: It keeps on going… and going… and going… and going… and going…
Hitsuji: NEKO! THE MACHINE!
Neko: Ara?
(piggy bounces on the time/traveling machine and explodes with it.)
Neko: So that's why the piggies weren't a success!
Kitsune: YOU IDIOT, THE TIME/TRAVELING MACHINE IS BROKEN!
Sakura: What are we gonna do now?
Neko: (goes to machine) Hey, Kit. You know the tools you have at home? Can you bring them to me?
Kitsune: (sarcastically and cheerfully) One problem, baka: (anger mode) WE'RE FREAKING LOST IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND YOUR STUPID MACHINE IS BROKEN!
Sakura: Wait a minute! We're not lost! (gets a map out of her pocket)
Hitsuji: Where'd you get the map?
Sakura: Internet.
Hitsuji: …?
Sakura: Let's see…(finds something and points to it) I know where we are! We're right by Genkai's Temple!
Kitsune: So we're in the YuYu Hakusho world?
Sakura: Exactly!
(all of them look at the stairs)
Neko: Well… good thing we're demons!
Sakura: I wonder if Kurama is there!
Neko: And Hiei!
(total silence. Soon the girls give an evil chuckle to each other.)
Neko: What do you say we pay the boys a visit they'll never forget!
Kitsune: Brilliant idea!
Sakura: You know since we're writing this story, we could just make ourselves get back home, but what the heck! Let's have fun!
Hitsuji: We should split up! Neko; you go to the right, Kitsune; you and Sakura will go to the left, as for me; I'll go up the stairs… SHIMATTA!
Kitsune: I'm outta here! (jumps high away)
Sakura: Good luck with the stairs! (follows Kitsune)
Hitsuji: …(groans to herself)
Neko: Well I'm off, Hitsuji! (jumps away) I will not rest until I reach the temple!
-1 minute later-
Neko: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$(back to Hitsuji)
Hitsuji: (having a tough time on the stairs) I should've chosen to go right…
-End Flashback Sequence-
Kitsune: And that's how we ended up here…
Shuichi: To not type about you getting home so you could ruin our lives?
Neko: Hai!
Hiei: I hate you… and I barely even know you!
Kitsune: Tough luck, Hiei! This is OUR story now!
Hitsuji: Whether you like it or not!
Neko: We're taking over this time!
Yusuke: (grumbles)…
Sakura: Oh, come on! Where's that smile on your face? Remember: "We love to see you smile!"
The boys: (anime fall)
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Threatening Time
A/N: Review, or we'll use Neko's time/traveling machine to send YOU to space! MUAHAHAHA!
Claiming Information
Neko Rei Renkyo Neko-chan70
Hitsuji Sato Yami Hitsuji-chan21
Kitsune Yoko Emerald JennyHennyPenny
Sakura Kim Ichigo Kimkizna
Musi Neko-chan70
Japanese to English Translations
baka- idiot
kodomo- child
nani- what
damare- shut up
ara- huh
gomen nasai- I'm sorry; pardon me
shimatta- damn it
Another Authors' Note
Neko-chan70: My god, I can't believe I made my character an idiot. At least I get a laptop! YAY! Don't worry, we'll get to the part where the REAL torturing begins! Hee hee hee!
Hitsuji-chan21: The next chapter will be on the part where we train with one of the boys! Oh boy! Trouble's coming! We love to be evil!