Chapter 3: Falling From the Highest
Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG for rude humor, language, and (funny) violence
Genre: humor/humor
Authors' Note: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist or Ghost Report in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to Fanfiction.net. We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sakura Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
Peace out yo--------------------------
Genkai: Well, girls. Now that you're here, you might as well get trained to fight for a while.
Girls: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Genkai: (to herself) What did I do to get myself into this? (to the girls) Umm, anyway… It seems that I won't be able to train you girls because of my oldness thingy…
Yusuke: (to himself) Lazy, old hag…
Genkai: So you girls get to train with… one of the boys!
Boys: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Yoko Kurama: Don't you have any better ideas?
Genkai: (sarcastically) Well you guys are very professional fighters. The girls could use some skills from you.
Shuichi: You're just saying that so you don't have to train with them!
Genkai: (ignores him) As I was saying girls, the first person you'll be training with is…
(total silence. The drums are heard for some reason)
Genkai: KAZUMA KUWABARA!
Kuwabara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hiei: (cheering) Oh, yeah! Good call!
Kuwabara: (mad face)…
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Kuwabara: Okay,… girls. The first thing we should do is go by the top of a hill, close to a cliff where we can see the ocean. There, we can start your first training. And the sooner, the better.
Neko: Okay, girls! Let's do some walking!
(Everyone except Yusuke, Shuichi, Yoko Kurama, and Hiei, and Genkai, who were saluting to Kuwabara were walking to the top.)
Kuwabara: (getting exhausted) Okay… this walking routine is also part of your training. This can make your legs move a bit… WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN CARS?
Kitsune: (driving a car) We don't wanna walk anymore.
Sakura: This was starting to get tiring.
Kuwabara: (groans and continues walking for awhile)…oh brother…
Hitsuji: If you want, you can sit in the back.
Kuwabara: NO!!!
(they reach the top of the cliff where they can see the ocean and rocks on the side.)
Neko: Holy crap! This is higher than I expected!
Kuwabara: That's why you have to be careful. The first training is to learn to stand in your place at the end without falling and…ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
The girls: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Kuwabara: (sighs) Let's just do this one by one, okay?
Neko: (yawns) Whatever…
Kuwabara: Kitsune, you can go first.
Kitsune: Goody! (goes to Kuwabara next to the edge of the cliff)
Kuwabara: Now all I need you to do is to see if you stay in your position while fighting with…
Kitsune: (cheerfully while pushing him) Demonstrate to us!
Kuwabara: (falling) AHHHHHHHHHHH (hits rocks and still falls) OW!
(the girls watch Kuwabara falling)
Kuwabara: AHHHHH… OW… AHHHHH… OW… AHHHHH… OW… AHHHHH… OW! OW! OW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
PLUP!
Kuwabara: Uhh (dies)!
(The girls look at Kuwabara)
Sakura: Whoa!
Neko: That was one hell of a fall!
Hitsuji: But was it that high?
Kitsune: Hold on a sec…(throws a big rock on one big rock connected to the side of the cliff that bounces for a while) Now it makes sense! One rock was the bouncy one.
(total silence)
Sakura: Soo… should we bring him back to life?
(the girls look at each other)
The girls: Nah!
Kitsune: But wait, we might get some complaints from the other authors that admire Kuwabara. And trust me, that could be a bad thing.
Hitsuji: You might as well do it, Neko.
Neko: Alright, I'll bring him back…(types something on her laptop)
(Kuwabara appears in front of them)
Kuwabara: I…hate…you…Kitsune…
Kitsune: Thank you!
Sakura: (cheerfully) PUSH HIM ONE MORE TIME! (pushes Kuwabara of the cliff)
Kuwabara: NOT AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hitsuji: (cheerfully) There he goes!
Neko: He's getting on the bouncy rock!
Kuwabara: OWW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kitsune: Whoa! This time, he's going very far away! Into the water!
Sakura: Boy, did I push him that far!
SPLASH!
Neko: Well at least he didn't die again.
(Jaw's Music)
Neko: Uh oh…
Hitsuji: What the hell is that?
Neko: RUN…I mean SWIM, KUWABARA! SWIM LIKE THE WIND!
Kitsune: Neko, what's going on?
Neko: Can't you hear it? It's the Jaw's Music! The with the… shark!
Sakura: Holy f…
Kitsune: LANGUAGE, WOMEN!
Sakura: Sorry!
The girls: SWIM KUWABARA! COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT! SWIM, YOU IDIOT! SWIM!
Kuwabara: (swimming away from the shark that was chasing him) WAAAAAAA! I DON'T WANNA DIE AGAIN!
(The shark reaches Kuwabara)
Kitsune: He's a dead guy!
(The shark kicks Kuwabara out of the ocean instead of eating him) SLAP!
Shark: AND STAY OUT OF MY PROPERTY!
The girls: (sweatdrop)
Kuwabara: (swirling eyes) ehhhhhhhhh…
(the girls jump down off the cliff to him)
Kuwabara: (gets up) Okay, girls. …Let's just go to the next training…
Hitsuji: But we didn't finish…
Kuwabara: Let's just go! Now! Please!
Neko: Um. Okay!
(Everyone start walking away. The girls start to fell funny.)
Kitsune: …Neko…?
Neko: (types something quick)
Kuwabara: (appears from the top of the cliff and falls again) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hitsuji: Ahhh… Much better…
Sakura: Let's have ringos!
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Threatening Time
A/N: Review, or we'll push you of the cliff.
Claiming Information
Neko Rei Renkyo -Neko-chan70
Hitsuji Sato Yami -Hitsuji-chan21
Kitsune Yoko Emerald -JennyHennyPenny
Sakura Kim Ichigo -Kimkizna
Shark -Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Japanese to English Translations
ringo- apple
Another Authors' Note
Neko-chan70: I hope you guys are happy that we didn't make Kuwabara really dead! And now to torture him more! (gets on with typing)
Hitsuji-chan21: …I WANTED TO KILL KUWABARA! WHY COULDN'T I PUSH HIM OF THE CLIFF!
Peace out yo