"Knives is alive?! You let him live?!" Meryl exclaimed, staring at
the unconscious platinum blonde on her bed. Vash laughed sheepishly, then
looked at the plant.
"Well, he's my brother. Besides, I only killed once and I don't plan on ever doing it again."
"But. but what if he-"
"He's a Cyborg now and he's deactivated since he isn't programmed yet," Vash explained before pausing to think, "Or. is he activated and programmed.?"
"Activated? Programmed? Programmed to do what?"
"He's not programmed to do anything."
"What?!"
"He's programmed not to do things. Knives can no longer hate or kill humans. or me. Otherwise, he's going to be a whole new guy."
"I can't believe you. Knives is worth $$100 billion!"
"I'll have to figure something out in his defense."
"Figure out what in my defense?" a slightly scratchy voice murmured, causing Vash and Meryl to look down. To their surprise (more of Meryl's horror), Knives was up in bed, looking at the two of them.
"Knives!" the Humanoid Typhoon called out, smiling at his brother. The twin grunted, then ran a hand through his hair.
"Damnit. why the hell do I have all this hair? And I feel.odd." Knives glared at his brother. "Why didn't you kill me?"
"You're my brother, and you know my policy! Anyway. you were kinda hurt really bad so I got you turned you into a Cyborg." Vash grabbed his brother, then started shaking him. "Is that okay?!"
Knives growled, then pushed him away. He then looked at his hands before wiggling his fingers.
"I guess it's a fine adjustment." The Cyborg turned his attention to Meryl, causing her to jump behind Vash. "Now why don't I have the desire to kill humans anymore. or even make you suffer, brother?"
"Er. the doc programmed you not to.?"
"WHAT?! What else did you get him to program me not to do? I know it was all you!!"
"I'm sorry! And I got nothing else programmed!!! I swear!" Vash whined. "But I'll just warn you."
"On what?"
"If you make an attempt or even think about killing a human or even me, you'll automatically be deactivated."
"Damnit," Knives grumbled as he got up out of the bed. He looked at Meryl, then narrowed his eyes. "Where's the bathroom?"
"R-right across th-th-the hall."
"Thank you." With that, he walked out of the room. Once he was out of sight, the insurance woman grabbed the blonde's hair, then pulled him down to her eye level.
"Owww!"
"Your brother SCARES me!"
"Why? He can't kill you or anything."
"I don't CARE!!! Vash, you can be such an idiot at times! I don't even know why we were friends and still are!" With that, the woman stomped out of the room angrily. The Humanoid Typhoon rubbed his cheek, then laughed lightly as he shook his head.
"It's great to see you too, Meryl," he whispered gently with a smile, "Great to see you too."
Knives sat across from Millie at the table in her living room wearing a pair of denim overalls (hey, could somebody draw this? .o). His hair was cut to its old style and he was now wearing shades that were similar to Vash's but had red lenses (Draw this too!).
"Miss Millie."
"Yes, Mister Knives?"
"Could you get me a glass of water?" He leaned back in his chair, then put his feet on the table. "My throat's rather dry."
"No problem!" The brunette quickly got up, then left for the kitchen. Knives groaned slightly when Meryl came into the room.
"What do you want, woman?"
"I want you to take your feet off the table and do some work around the house!"
"And why must I? I don't live here."
"Why must you?! You don't LIVE here?! This is the only place you've GOT!! You and your stupid brother have been here for two weeks, but you refuse to do a simple thing as vacuuming!"
"I'll do something when I feel like it," the blonde replied carelessly, "Besides, my body's still trying to adjust to the metal parts."
Meryl groaned angrily, then turned around and left. Knives closed his right eye, held up his left hand, and then shaped his fingers like a gun as he smirked.
"Bang," he whispered, chuckling lowly, "I'll get you, Miss Stryfe. just you wait and see."
Vash sat in his room staring in the mirror at his face and bare chest. He sighed, then fell back onto his bed, kicking his boots off.
"I need a haircut. I need to shave. I need some new bandages. I need a new arm." He groaned loudly, then turned onto his belly, closing his eyes. "I'm 131 years old-no wife or kids. And hey, I look good for my age too! I guess I'm just waiting for the right woman."
Vash rolled onto his back, shaped the fingers on his right hand like a gun, then aimed at the ceiling. "Jessica? Nah. too young. Leena? Nope, too much like a sister. Marianne? She probably thinks I'm dead. How about Millie?" He thought for a while, then shook his head, pretending to shoot the ceiling before dropping his hand.
"Maybe Meryl? Wait a minute. what the hell am I saying?! She's too damn bitchy to be with!!" A goof grin spread across his face as he started laughing. "The perfect type for Knives too." He continued laughing until his brother stepped into the room.
"Who'd be the 'perfect type' for me, brother?" Vash sat up, then laughed nervously as he scratched his cheek.
"Er. don't worry, it's, heh heh, no one!" Knives grabbed Vash by his shirt, then pulled him towards him. "Tell me who, damnit!"
"Meryl!" the Humanoid Typhoon squeaked, trying to get out of his grasp. The twin dropped his counterpart, then smirked as he folded his arms.
"Yes, yes. I do kind of have my eyes set on that crazy woman. but what about her friend?"
"Who? Millie?"
"Yeah."
"Nah, I wouldn't think so. I mean, she is more into a Wolfwood-type," Vash explained as he narrowed his eyes slightly at his twin, "They could've gotten together if it weren't for-"
"Shut up! That's in the past now, all right? Just keep your mouth shut about that worthless Gung-Ho Gun." Knives grunted, turned around, then walked out of Vash's room. The blonde plopped down on his bed, then sighed hopelessly as he fell onto his back.
"Rem. if any thing, please send me a woman that's like you. And help me try not to beat up my damn brother!" He pulled his hair and growled, rolling around on the bed until he fell face-flat on the floor. The plant grumbled under his breath as he sat up, then looked up when Millie came barging into his room.
"Mister Vash, Meryl and I have to leave!"
"Why? What's happened?"
"There's been a crashing near Julycity! They say there was a woman in a ship from Earth!"
"Really?!"
"Sorry, but I really have to go! Bye, Mister Vash!" The Humanoid Typhoon stood up with a grin on his face as Millie ran out of the room, rubbing his chin.
"Time to shave and dress your best-It's time to get yourself a woman, Vash!"
Okay. I need your help now. I need a title for this chapter -.-' Anyways, please write a review with a title or just email me, thanks! Oh yeah, did I even portray Knives's character right? I mean. I haven't seen a single an eppy with Knives in it! .o Could someone please enlighten me on his behavior when he was a child and when he older? Xx; Thanks again! Another thing. is it spelled Leena or Lena? Ya know. from when Vash was Ericks. Anyways! Last but not least, thank you for reading my story and if you wish, I will start the 3rd chapter. But, I must get some feedback in order to know. Thank you and take care! ^^
"Well, he's my brother. Besides, I only killed once and I don't plan on ever doing it again."
"But. but what if he-"
"He's a Cyborg now and he's deactivated since he isn't programmed yet," Vash explained before pausing to think, "Or. is he activated and programmed.?"
"Activated? Programmed? Programmed to do what?"
"He's not programmed to do anything."
"What?!"
"He's programmed not to do things. Knives can no longer hate or kill humans. or me. Otherwise, he's going to be a whole new guy."
"I can't believe you. Knives is worth $$100 billion!"
"I'll have to figure something out in his defense."
"Figure out what in my defense?" a slightly scratchy voice murmured, causing Vash and Meryl to look down. To their surprise (more of Meryl's horror), Knives was up in bed, looking at the two of them.
"Knives!" the Humanoid Typhoon called out, smiling at his brother. The twin grunted, then ran a hand through his hair.
"Damnit. why the hell do I have all this hair? And I feel.odd." Knives glared at his brother. "Why didn't you kill me?"
"You're my brother, and you know my policy! Anyway. you were kinda hurt really bad so I got you turned you into a Cyborg." Vash grabbed his brother, then started shaking him. "Is that okay?!"
Knives growled, then pushed him away. He then looked at his hands before wiggling his fingers.
"I guess it's a fine adjustment." The Cyborg turned his attention to Meryl, causing her to jump behind Vash. "Now why don't I have the desire to kill humans anymore. or even make you suffer, brother?"
"Er. the doc programmed you not to.?"
"WHAT?! What else did you get him to program me not to do? I know it was all you!!"
"I'm sorry! And I got nothing else programmed!!! I swear!" Vash whined. "But I'll just warn you."
"On what?"
"If you make an attempt or even think about killing a human or even me, you'll automatically be deactivated."
"Damnit," Knives grumbled as he got up out of the bed. He looked at Meryl, then narrowed his eyes. "Where's the bathroom?"
"R-right across th-th-the hall."
"Thank you." With that, he walked out of the room. Once he was out of sight, the insurance woman grabbed the blonde's hair, then pulled him down to her eye level.
"Owww!"
"Your brother SCARES me!"
"Why? He can't kill you or anything."
"I don't CARE!!! Vash, you can be such an idiot at times! I don't even know why we were friends and still are!" With that, the woman stomped out of the room angrily. The Humanoid Typhoon rubbed his cheek, then laughed lightly as he shook his head.
"It's great to see you too, Meryl," he whispered gently with a smile, "Great to see you too."
Knives sat across from Millie at the table in her living room wearing a pair of denim overalls (hey, could somebody draw this? .o). His hair was cut to its old style and he was now wearing shades that were similar to Vash's but had red lenses (Draw this too!).
"Miss Millie."
"Yes, Mister Knives?"
"Could you get me a glass of water?" He leaned back in his chair, then put his feet on the table. "My throat's rather dry."
"No problem!" The brunette quickly got up, then left for the kitchen. Knives groaned slightly when Meryl came into the room.
"What do you want, woman?"
"I want you to take your feet off the table and do some work around the house!"
"And why must I? I don't live here."
"Why must you?! You don't LIVE here?! This is the only place you've GOT!! You and your stupid brother have been here for two weeks, but you refuse to do a simple thing as vacuuming!"
"I'll do something when I feel like it," the blonde replied carelessly, "Besides, my body's still trying to adjust to the metal parts."
Meryl groaned angrily, then turned around and left. Knives closed his right eye, held up his left hand, and then shaped his fingers like a gun as he smirked.
"Bang," he whispered, chuckling lowly, "I'll get you, Miss Stryfe. just you wait and see."
Vash sat in his room staring in the mirror at his face and bare chest. He sighed, then fell back onto his bed, kicking his boots off.
"I need a haircut. I need to shave. I need some new bandages. I need a new arm." He groaned loudly, then turned onto his belly, closing his eyes. "I'm 131 years old-no wife or kids. And hey, I look good for my age too! I guess I'm just waiting for the right woman."
Vash rolled onto his back, shaped the fingers on his right hand like a gun, then aimed at the ceiling. "Jessica? Nah. too young. Leena? Nope, too much like a sister. Marianne? She probably thinks I'm dead. How about Millie?" He thought for a while, then shook his head, pretending to shoot the ceiling before dropping his hand.
"Maybe Meryl? Wait a minute. what the hell am I saying?! She's too damn bitchy to be with!!" A goof grin spread across his face as he started laughing. "The perfect type for Knives too." He continued laughing until his brother stepped into the room.
"Who'd be the 'perfect type' for me, brother?" Vash sat up, then laughed nervously as he scratched his cheek.
"Er. don't worry, it's, heh heh, no one!" Knives grabbed Vash by his shirt, then pulled him towards him. "Tell me who, damnit!"
"Meryl!" the Humanoid Typhoon squeaked, trying to get out of his grasp. The twin dropped his counterpart, then smirked as he folded his arms.
"Yes, yes. I do kind of have my eyes set on that crazy woman. but what about her friend?"
"Who? Millie?"
"Yeah."
"Nah, I wouldn't think so. I mean, she is more into a Wolfwood-type," Vash explained as he narrowed his eyes slightly at his twin, "They could've gotten together if it weren't for-"
"Shut up! That's in the past now, all right? Just keep your mouth shut about that worthless Gung-Ho Gun." Knives grunted, turned around, then walked out of Vash's room. The blonde plopped down on his bed, then sighed hopelessly as he fell onto his back.
"Rem. if any thing, please send me a woman that's like you. And help me try not to beat up my damn brother!" He pulled his hair and growled, rolling around on the bed until he fell face-flat on the floor. The plant grumbled under his breath as he sat up, then looked up when Millie came barging into his room.
"Mister Vash, Meryl and I have to leave!"
"Why? What's happened?"
"There's been a crashing near Julycity! They say there was a woman in a ship from Earth!"
"Really?!"
"Sorry, but I really have to go! Bye, Mister Vash!" The Humanoid Typhoon stood up with a grin on his face as Millie ran out of the room, rubbing his chin.
"Time to shave and dress your best-It's time to get yourself a woman, Vash!"
Okay. I need your help now. I need a title for this chapter -.-' Anyways, please write a review with a title or just email me, thanks! Oh yeah, did I even portray Knives's character right? I mean. I haven't seen a single an eppy with Knives in it! .o Could someone please enlighten me on his behavior when he was a child and when he older? Xx; Thanks again! Another thing. is it spelled Leena or Lena? Ya know. from when Vash was Ericks. Anyways! Last but not least, thank you for reading my story and if you wish, I will start the 3rd chapter. But, I must get some feedback in order to know. Thank you and take care! ^^