Chapter 5: The Annoying Trip to an Amusement Park
Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG for rude humor and language
Genre: humor/humor
Authors' Note: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist or Ghost Report in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to Fanfiction.net. We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sakura Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
Peace out yo--------------------------
-At Genkai's Temple-
Musi: SQUEAK!
Hiei: (ignore)
Musi: SQUEAK!
Hiei: (ignore)
Musi: SQUEAK!
Hiei: (ignore)
Musi: SQUEAK!
Hiei: (grabs Musi and holds a sword next to her throat)
Neko: Kill Musi and I'll make you fall in love with me…
Musi: SQUEAK!
Hiei: (ignore)
Musi: SQUEAK!
Hiei: (ignore)
Musi: SQUEAK!
Hiei: (ignore)
Musi: (puts up a sign that says "This is fun!")
-With Kitsune and Sakura (with you-know-who)-
Yoko Kurama: GET AWAY FROM US, YOU DEMONS!
Kitsune: First of all, we are demons. Now get away from the trees.
Shuichi: BACK OFF! I GOT A ROSE! AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
Sakura: Newsflash: Kitsune, and also Neko, is a fire demon.
Shuichi: …! …I hate you!
Kitsune: -)
-With Hitsuji-
Yusuke: (using a microphone) HITSUJI SATO YAMI! THIS IS YUSUKE URAMESHI! WE HAVE YOUR HAMMER WITH US! COME DOWN FROM THE TREE AND SURRENDER WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
Hitsuji: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Yusuke: You just HAD to scare her, Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: How was I suppose to know she would shriek when I screamed behind her "Pop Goes the Weasel!"
Yusuke: umm… HITSUJI! IF YOU COME DOWN, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME CANDY! I HAVE SOME LOLLIPOPS! AND LAFFY TAFFY! AND… what the hell does that say…? OH YEAH! AND SOME JAWBREAKERS
Hitsuji: CANDY! (jumps down on Yusuke and eats the candy)
Kuwabara: Well… at least you got her down!
Yusuke: T-T… Umm… Hitsuji?
Hitsuji: NO! KEEP AWAY FROM MY CANDY! IT'S MINE I TELL YOU! MIIIIINE! DON'T MESS WITH ME!
Kuwabara: I'm backing away… slowly…O-o!
-A Group Meeting Inside Genkai's Temple-
Neko: Arigato, everyone for coming here at this special moment!
Hiei: …you call this special…?
Hitsuji: Anyway, we've been thinking over about the good things you all did for us!
Yusuke: Define "good".
Kitsune: And so we've decided to award you boys by doing something special for you!
Shuichi: (cheerfully) You going away?
Kitsune: … …That's it! Sakura, sick him!
Sakura: SHINIDOKI! Wait a minute, I don't wanna kill my guy!
Kitsune: Then kill Kuwabara.
Sakura: Okay then E)! SHINIDOKI!
Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kitsune: Please Note: We will not go away until Neko is not lazy enough to help us by fixing the time/traveling machine using the laptop! Now to what we're gonna do!
Neko: Get ready everyone! Because we're all…!
Genkai: Except me!
Neko: As I was saying! We're all going to… … …!
The girls: DISNEYLAND EO!
The boys: Oh god…
Kitsune: We're gonna have so much fun!
Yusuke: But how are we gonna get there?
Sakura: First) We need a road that leads straight to America at Buena Vista. Second) We need a big car for 9 people. Third) We need money to pay. The park ain't cheap, you know!
Hitsuji: We'll just use Yusuke and Hiei's money!
Yusuke and Hiei: NO! NOT THE MONEY WE STOLE!
Kitsune: Now all we need is the road and a car.
Neko: No problem! (types something and the road and a big, black car appears) This will only take 7 hours to get there! And since it's 1:15 am, because we weren't sleepy, we'll be there by the time it opens!
Sakura: Get in, everyone! Shuichi; you'll be the driver, Yoko; you'll be next Shuichi, my friends, Musi, and I will be in the next row, you boys can go in the back.
Hiei: Feh!
Shuichi: All right, we'll do this trip. But you have to promise not to annoy us while we're driving.
Hitsuji: We won't!
Yoko: You promise?
Kitsune: Don't worry, we'll be as quiet as a mouse!
-1 hour later-
The girls: Are we there yet?
Shuichi: No.
The girls: Are we there yet?
Shuichi: No.
The girls: Are we there yet?
Shuichi: No.
The girls: Are we there yet?
Shuichi: No.
The girls: Are we there yet?
Shuichi: No.
The girls: Are we there yet?
Hiei: SHUT THE HELL UP FOR [BEEP] SAKES, YOU [BEEP] [BEEP]! DAUGHTER OF A [BEEP]!
(Narrator: HIEI, watch your language! I'm not getting paid for this!)
Hiei: You're not getting paid at all!
(Narrator: Well I could be!)
Hiei: (moving on) Just… shut up… and PLEASE don't say "are we there yet."
Neko: All right, all right…
(Peace and quiet for a little while until…)
Hitsuji: Ready, girls?
Neko, Kitsune, and Sakura: Ready!
Kuwabara: What are you doing?
The girls: Ichi, ni, san!
Yusuke: Wait, hold up!
The girls: (singing) It's a Gerbil's World! It's a Gerbil's World! It's a Gerbil's World! It's a Gerbil's World!
Hiei: (hitting his head on the ground many times)
(The car suddenly stops.)
Neko: Hey, Shuichi! What gives?
Kitsune: (looks around) I hate to tell you this, but Shuichi and Yoko aren't in the car.
Hitsuji: They left a note.
Sakura: Lemme read it!
Dear loving friends,
It seems that we'll be taking a taxi instead to go to Disneyland. Have a nice trip!
Shuichi Minamino and Yoko Kurama
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$(back to Yoko and Shuichi)
Shuichi: You think they'll come back for us?
Yoko: I hope not. Hey, I see a letter!
Shuichi: (catches the letter) Read what it says.
Yoko: All right!
Dear loving idiots,
There are no taxis in this road, you fool!
Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sato Yami, Kitsune Yoko Emerald (Hi, Yoko!), Sakura Kim Ichigo (Hi, Shuichi!)
Yoko and Shuichi: (sweatdrop)
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Threatening Time
A/N: Review, or we'll sing "It's a Gerbil's World" song for the rest of your life!
Claiming Information
Neko Rei Renkyo -Neko-chan70
Hitsuji Sato Yami -Hitsuji-chan21
Kitsune Yoko Emerald -JennyHennyPenny
Sakura Kim Ichigo -Kimkizna
Musi -Neko-chan70
Japanese to English Translations
shinidoki- time to die
ichi, ni, san- one, two, three
Another Authors' Note
Neko-chan70: We just wanna give our thanks to Skye-chan for using a bit of Japanese in her stories. It's been very useful to us. By the way, "El" means a happy face. It was the only one we could make!. Now review!
Hitsuji-chan21: Okay, reviewers! Which ride you think our heroes should go to first?
A) Space Mountain (we'll make it open!)
B) Splash Mountain
C) Indiana Jones, the Curse of the Forbidden Eye
Hitsuji-chan21: Just doing this because Sandra (Neko-chan70) went to Disneyland at 6/21/04 and wondered what it would be like if the YuYu Hakusho crew went there. LUCKY! I WANT TO GO TO DISNEYLAND! Now vote everyone! We won't update until you vote!
Peace out yo