Chapter 6: Tourists in the Ride
Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG for rude humor and language
Genre: humor/humor
Authors' Note: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist or Ghost Report in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to Fanfiction.net. We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sakura Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
Peace out yo--------------------------
-Downtown Disney to the Entrance-
Hiei: Keep away from my money, you baka ningen! (To himself) I need that for sweet snow!
Neko: Shut up, will ya? You could always steal some more!
(Neko and Kitsune look in Yusuke and Hiei's wallet)
Neko: Now let's see! (Counts the money) One… two… three… This will do for now!
Shuichi: $450 in total?
Sakura: Told ya it wasn't cheap.
(They get the tickets and go to the entrance where the people first inspect them before they could enter.)
Lady: (to Yusuke) May I please see your backpack?
-20 minutes later-
Lady: A cigarette… a stolen ID… alcohol… stolen supplies…
Hitsuji: What the heck, Yusuke?
Lady: I'll just keep those with me! (Takes the stuff away) Have a nice day!
Yusuke: Fun sucker…
Lady: Wait! I found something of yours! I think it's a toy!
Yusuke: What is it?
Lady: It's an object that you can play with, but that's not important right now! (gives him the teddy bear)
Yusuke: (cheerfully) Mr. Momo!
Everyone: O.O…
Yusuke: What? WHAT?
Kitsune: (forgets the whole thing) Where do you think we should go first?
Sakura: You got the map, Neko?
(Nobody answers.)
Sakura: Konnichiwa?
(Sees Neko fighting with a dog.)
Dog: (BARKS)! (BARKS)!
Neko: That's right, dog! Bark all you want! But one day you'll see! CATS WILL OVERRULE YOU MUTTS!
Everyone: T.T
Kitsune: (goes to her) What have I you told about doing this in public? (Grabs her by the cat ear and pulls her away)
Neko: I'LL BE BACK, DOG! YOU WON'T FORGET ME!
Kitsune: Will you just shut up now?
Sakura: So, Neko who-was-idiotically-fighting-with-a-dog-that-couldn't-talk-like-you, which ride you think we should go first?
Neko: Dunno… (Thinks for a while) Hey, I know! How about we go to… (Cheerfully) Indiana Jones Ride, the Curse of the Forbidden Eye!
(Music plays) DUN, DUN, DUUUN!
Kuwabara: Did you guys just hear that?
Neko: Um… and after that, we can go to Splash Mountain!
DUN, DUN, DUUUN!
Shuichi: What in the world was that?
Kitsune: Forget it… U.U
Hitsuji: Yeah, let's just go to Indi… I mean… "The ride!"
DUN, DUN, DUUUN!
Hitsuji: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!
(Musicians start cutting some paper.)
Hitsuji: Oh, you guys think you're so smart T.T!
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(It seems that the penguins have returned from Alaska (THANKS TO ME!) to go after the YYH crew and those (IDIOTIC, DEMENTED, CRAZY, LUNATIC, AND VERY STUPID… sorry! Lost control!) girls. They are located in Frontierland in the girls' bathroom.)
Penguin: At last we have arrived at Disneyland! All we need to do is catch those girls… and we're rich!
Random Penguin: Like that idea of yours…
Penguin: SILENCE, FUFU! (changes him to a bunny)
Fufu: AHHH! What have you done! I don't wanna be a bunny again!
Penguin: (singing) Little bunny Fufu hoping in the forest…
Fufu: Oh, shut up…
Penguin: Okay, any questions before we proceed?
Mr. Wee: Are we suppose to be in the ladies' room?
Penguin: Wait… this is the ladies' room?
(The ladies arrives…)
Ladies: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… BUNNY!
Penguins: (anime fall)
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Kitsune: Okay, guys, we're here!
Neko: Indiana Jones! The one and only!
Yusuke: Question: Is it intense…?
(The girls look at each other.)
Sakura: NAH! It's not intense!
Shuichi: Then why is my "this-ride-is-intense-and-I-shouldn't-go-on-it-or-I-will-die" sense tingling?
Hitsuji: Maybe it's the eggs you ate!
Shuichi: I don't eat eggs…!
Neko: (shoves the eggs in his mouth) You do now!
Yusuke: Can we get on with it?
(They go to line and wait for a while until they sit in the car for the ride. Hitsuji, who is the driver, Neko, and Hiei sit in the front, Yoko, Kitsune, Shuichi and Sakura sit in the middle, and Yusuke and Kuwabara sit in the back.)
Lady: Seatbelts on, everybody?
Everyone: YUP!
Lady: Hang on to the car! It's gonna be a bumpy! (A/N: One lady said that to me once!)
Boys: WHAT?
Neko: She's just kidding, guys!
(The ride has started for those demons.)
Kitsune: I'd close my eyes if I were you!
Yoko: For what? It's just a ride!
(When the boys look in the glowing eye of one mask, they turn into skeletons.)
Neko: (brings them back to life) I warned you…
Kuwabara: What kinda ride is this?
Sakura: There it is again!
(The mask appears in a humongous form and its eyes start to glow. Only two people get hypnotized by the eye and get out of the ride. The car goes really fast and bumpy.)
Shuichi: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS NOT INTENSE!
The girls: (cheerfully) We lied!
The boys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The girls: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Flying penguins go over the car.)
Neko: Now I've seen everything!
Hitsuji: OMG! THEY'RE BACK!
Sakura: Okay, we need a ray gun. (looks at Kitsune) WHERE'S YOUR RAY GUN?
Kitsune: I don't have a ray gun!
Sakura: This is it! We're all doomed! Doomed… doomed… doomed… doomed… doomed…
-7 UNKNOWN hours later-
Sakura: … doomed… doomed… doomed… doomed… doomed…
Neko: CALLETE, IDIOTA!
(all stare at her in surprise)
Neko: (cheering) I'm improving in Spanish!
Hitsuji and Hiei: And we're about to be deaf!
(They reach the skeleton place. Skeletons and penguins start popping out.)
Sakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hiei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (hangs on Neko really tight)
Neko: Can't… breathe… must… have… oxygen…!
Shuichi: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!
Kitsune: THOSE ARE FAKE FOR GOD'S SAKE! IT'S THE EVIL PENGUINS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT!
Yoko: The what?
Kitsune: Oh forget it…
(The car reached the dark place where they see shadows of the bugs and penguins.)
Penguin: NOW!
(Kitsune hits them with a bat.)
Hiei: What was that?
Kitsune: A bug…
Hiei: Oh… … … AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The car reaches the bridge.)
Hiei: We're all gonna die ;…;!
Neko: (still can't breathe) I'm gonna die!
Hitsuji: How pathetic T.T…
Indiana Jones (on the computer in the car): LOOK OUT! A SNAKE!
Snake (when they pass the bridge and turn): HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(The boys pass out.)
Sakura: Well that went well…!
(A penguin arrives.)
Kitsune: AHHHHHH! AN EVIL PENGUIN! RUN FOR IT, HITSUJI!
Hitsuji: This is a ride, remember?
Kitsune: Oh yeah El!
(The car reaches the part where they see pictures of skeletons attacking you. The boys wake up and see the skeletons.)
Yoko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
Neko: What part of "it's fake" do you not understand?
(Another penguin squirts water at them.)
Sakura: THE EVIL PENGUINS HAVE RETURNED! E--!
Kitsune: (puts Sakura down) Don't… start… that… again…, Sak…
(Hitsuji hits them with her hammer.)
Hiei: What in the-?
The girls: It's a long story (keeps on hitting the penguins).
(They reach the (FAKE) Indiana Jones hanging on to a rope. They see a rock approaching fast to them.)
Indiana Jones: Uh oh! Back up! Back up!
Shuichi: AHHHHHHH! (Strangles Hitsuji) HITSUJI, SAVE US!
Hitsuji: I WILL IF YOU STOP STRANGLING ME!
(She holds on to the wheel and pretends to drive down in a drop when the car was REALLY doing it by itself. Let's see what happened to the penguins.)
Penguin: RATS! We missed them!
Fufu: Um… boss?
(The rock starts to chase them.)
Penguins: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(But the penguins escape for some reason and everyone lived happily ever after.)
THE END!
(Neko: THAT'S NOT THE END, YOU IDIOT! YOU STILL HAVE TO CONTINUE!)
(Narrator: All right, fine!)
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Indiana Jones: Now don't tell me that was much fun! (A/N: I think that's what he said…)
Hiei: (to himself) He read my mind… Wait a minute! He reads minds? (goes to the robot) IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART AND ALL, I DEMAND THAT YOU READ MINDS 24 HOURS A DAY! I KNOW I CAN!
Everybody: O.O!
Hiei: Oh yeah… That's a robot… My bad!
-Outside next to Indiana Jones Ride-
Lady: Excuse me, guys. Do these people belong to you?
Yusuke and Kuwabara: (hypnotized) All hail the eye…! All hail the eye…!
Kitsune: Um… No?
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A/N: Review, or we'll hypnotize you with the eye to review. Muahahaha!
Claiming Information
Neko Rei Renkyo -Neko-chan70
Hitsuji Sato Yami -Hitsuji-chan21
Kitsune Yoko Emerald -JennyHennyPenny
Sakura Kim Ichigo -Kimkizna
Penguins -Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Japanese to English Translations
momo- peach
konnichiwa- hello
ningen- human
Another Authors' Note
Neko-chan70: We wanna give your thanks to Forgotten-Heart for having such a great idea of bringing the penguins back. We promise to still have the penguins chasing after the YYH crew and the girls. Thanks for your votes, readers! Now send good reviews!
Hitsuji-chan21: I want no flames for this story please! If you don't like it, don't review! Those who love the story, please review! (cheerfully) Sorry if I yelled! And we're really, really, really, sorry if we made Yoko, Shuichi, and Hiei get scared like hell! If it makes you feel any better, they didn't scream like girls! Gomen nasai! Gomen nasai!
Peace out yo