Chapter 7: BONK! Goes the Morons
Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG for rude humor and language
Genre: humor/humor
Authors' Note: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist or Ghost Report in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to Fanfiction.net. We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sakura Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
Peace out yo--------------------------
Yusuke: (done from being hypnotized) All right, so what's next?
Kitsune: Splash Mountain arimasu!
DUN, DUN—
Sakura: NOW, YUSUKE!
Yusuke: SPIRIT GUN!
(The spirit gun kills the musicians) BANG!
Neko: YEAH! WE KILLED THE MUSICIANS!
(The song "We are family" is playing)
Everybody: We are family…!
(The whole crowd looks at them.)
Neko: Oh sorry, we were just celebrating.
Hiei: (looks at something) ICE CREAM!
Kitsune: Uh, uh! First the ride! Then we can get ice cream!
Hiei: Awww…
Hitsuji: Let's just go to Splash Mountain already.
(Nothing happens.)
Hitsuji: HA! IN YOUR FACE, NARRATOR!
(Narrator: Phooey on you!)
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$(In the log ride)
(The girls are in one log and the boys are in another log. The log is about to go on it's first fall)
Neko: (calls to the boys) Guys, I must warn you: Cover your ears and eyes after the first fall!
The boys: Why?
Kitsune: You'll see!
(With the girls, the fall is done. With the boys, the fall is done too.)
Yusuke: (cheerfully) I just went on my first fall!
Hiei: Omedeto
Shuichi: That was actually fun!
Hiei: Omedeto
Kuwabara: Am I wearing underwear?
Hiei: O.O…
(Everyone sees cute little dolls singing)
The dolls: (singing) (whistles) How do you do? (whistles) Fine how are you?
Shuichi: OMG, THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH CUTE AND ADORABLE LITTLE DOLLS!
The girls: Yôkoso irasshaimashita to Splash Mountain…
Kuwabara: AHHHHHH! TOO CUTE!
Hiei: TOO MANY DOLLS!
Yôko: GET THEM AWAY!
Radio: This ride will not go on until 5 more minutes.
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Radio: Just kidding, have a nice ride!
Neko: Easy for you to say! I'm gonna be hearing "hajimemashite" and "O kage sama de, genki desu ka" until the next fall!
Sakura: Hey, the next fall is coming!
Angels (that came out of nowhere): (singing) Ahhhhhhhhhh…
Yusuke: The next fall? Doko? Itsu?
Hitsuji: In that place where it's dark and it's coming right NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Splash!
Kitsune: It's just came right now!
The boys: We've notiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICED…
Splash!
Yôko: I… hate… you…
The girls: (giggling evilly)!
(The log that the girls are in starts going up.)
Hitsuji: This is it, gals!
Kitsune: (to the boys) Remember: Don't stand up!
(The reach the top and go on the big drop.)
SPLASH!
Shuichi: What was it that they said?
Kuwabara: Um… wear clean underwear?
Yusuke: Sounds good to me!
-To the girls-
Hitsuji: OMG, that was so much fun!
Kitsune: This ride rocks!
Sakura: Too bad we didn't get wet!
Neko: Hey, I think the boys are coming!
(The boys are about to do something)
Yusuke: Ready, guys?
The boys: Ready!
Neko: What are they doing?
(The boys stand up and in the fall.)
The boys: WE'RE KINGS OF THE WOR--!
BONK!
(The boys hit the wood on top and fall unconscious in the log.)
Kitsune: I told them not to stand up T.T.
Hitsuji: Ahh… they never listen U.U.
???????: AT LAST, I FOUND YOU!
The girls: Ara? (they see the penguins.)
Sakura: Didn't the rock smash you?
Penguin: No! We escaped thanks to the narrator!
The girls: The narrator hates us ;…;!
(Narrator: MUAHAHAHA!)
Penguin: Now you're gonna…
Kitsune: Is that a bunny?
Penguin: (looks at Fufu) It's a long story… Now what was I saying?
Hitsuji: You said you were gonna give me Fufu and work at an ice cream shop.
Penguin: (cheerfully) That's a great idea! (gives Fufu to Hitsuji) I want you stay here.
Fufu: Why?
Penguin: Because I hate you.
Fufu: NOOOOOOO, PENGUIN!
Penguin: (slips into the water) HELP! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING!
Sakura: Can't you swim?
Penguin: I never took swimming lessons…
Sakura: Oh.
Penguin: I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING!
(The narrator (ME) saves Penguin)
(Narrator: I'll be back! With more penguins! After I clean the house! And take out the trash, and baby-sit, and have coffee, and chicken nuggets…, … WELL I'LL BE BACK!)
Hitsuji: (hugs the bunny) Little Bunny Fufu!
Neko: Doesn't that remind you of a song?
Fufu: Don't you dare sing that!
(And so the penguins went away for a while to work at the ice cream shop and everybody…)
(Neko: Did not live happily ever after and you're still continuing…)
(Narrator: RATS!)
(Rat: You called?)
(Narrator: (sweatdrop))
-In the place where more animals sing-
Animal: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah! Zip-a-dee-day! My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
Neko: TOO HAPPY OoO!
Kitsune: WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Sakura: First we gotta wait until the ride finishes…
Kitsune: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .!
-Out of the ride, next to the pictures from the fall-
Sakura: Here comes the boys.
(The boys arrive looking dull.)
Neko: (singing)
Way up high the boys just wentThe log is what they stood on
Before they screamed "We're kings of the world"
BONK! Goes the morons
Yusuke: Oh, shut up…
Hitsuji: Next stop, SPACE MOUNTAIN!
Kitsune: Hey, where's Hiei?
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$
Person: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STAY AWAY FROM US!
Hiei: HAND OVER THE SWEET SNOW OR IT'S DEATH YOU'LL BE SEEING! BWAHAHAHA!
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Threatening Time
A/N: Review, or we'll send the DEMENTED Hiei to your house to steal ice cream!
Claiming Information
Neko Rei Renkyo -Neko-chan70
Hitsuji Sato Yami -Hitsuji-chan21
Kitsune Yoko Emerald -JennyHennyPenny
Sakura Kim Ichigo -Kimkizna
Penguins -Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Fufu –Hitsuji-chan21
Japanese to English Translations
omedetô- congratulations
yôkoso irasshaimashita- welcome (A/N: Long, isn't it?)
hajimemashite- how do you do
o kage sama de, genki desu ka- fine (A/N: Actually, it's "I'm fine, thank you"), how are you
doko- where
itsu- when
Another Authors' Note
Neko-chan70: Sorry if we made Hiei all demented and I called Yôko, Shuichi, and Hiei morons! They're not morons in real life! Please don't send bad reviews about this! We're really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry! Please don't flame us! Have a nice day El! Now send good reviews!
Hitsuji-chan21: There's one thing I don't like about Splash Mountain, IT'S TOO HAPPY! Cute little dolls, cute little songs, my God that's just plain freaky! It's too evil! But I've seen worse… Hey, readers. Wanna take a guess of what will happen in the 13th chapter? If you guess it right, I'll put you in this story in one of the chapters! I'll give you a hint: NND (what does it stand for?)! Start guessing, readers!
Peace out yo