Chapter 7: Flashbacks in the Diary
Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG for rude humor and language
Genre: humor/humor
Authors' Note: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist or Ghost Report in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to Fanfiction.net. We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sakura Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
Peace out yo--------------------------
Note: Before we start this chapter, we just want to say that we promise to post the next one about them going to Space Mountain. Hitsuji-chan21 and I agreed that we should finish all the rides in Adventureland, Frontierland, New Orleans Square, and Critter Country. We apologize if this disappoints you fans, but please don't send any bad reviews about this. We REALLY promise that the YuYu Hakusho crew and the made-up characters will go to Space Mountain on the next chapter. We also apologize that we won't show the evil penguins now! Now on with this chapter EO!
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-In Kitsune's Diary-
Dear Diary (that I'm just starting on for some reason)
A few hours at Disneyland so far were okay. I mean we did go to every ride in Frontierland and Adventure, all the way to Critter Country. But a few problems occurred while we were doing it. It was horrible, bad, and really kind of stupid.
The first ride we went to was Pirates of the Caribbean since it only took 15 minutes to get into the boat of the ride. The average time of it is between 15 and 45 minutes. No more, no less than that. At least that's what I think it is… Hmm…
Anyhow, we got to the boat, the ride started, and no problems occurred so far. I thought everything was going to turn so smoothly like always when I would go with my family and friends. But something unexpectedly happened… Something that shouldn't have happened but did…
-Flashback Sequence-
Skeleton head: …So hold on tight… Dead men tell no tales…
(The boat goes on it first fall)
BONK!
Everyone: (stares at Yusuke)
Neko: You stood up again, didn't you…
Yusuke: I hate falls…
(Continuing with Kit's diary)
The real problem occurred after we went on the second fall and after we passed the sign that said "Thar be no place like home".
Yôko: AHHH! LOOK AT THE TREASURE! TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE! I WANT THE TREASURE! THE TREASURE IS ALL MINE! MINE, MINE, ALL MINE!
Hiei: WHO CARES ABOUT THE TREASURE? I WANT THE QUARTERS! YOU CAN HAVE THE TREASURE; I JUST WANT THE QUARTERS! QUARTERS, QUARTERS, QUARTERS!
Everyone: O.O…
(Yôko and Hiei get out of the ride and try to get the treasure.)
Yôko: Hey, they won't move from their place!
Hitsuji: THOSE ARE FAKE, YOU IDIOT!
Yôko and Hiei: (blinking) Oh…
The end of the ride was a disaster. You wouldn't believe what the guys did…
Boys: (see drunk pirates shooting) AHHHHH! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED! ABANDON SHIP! (Jumps in the water)
Kitsune: How many do we have to say this?
Sakura: The water is shallow!
Hitsuji: Those are fake pirates!
Neko: AND THIS NOT A SHIP!
(Total silence)
Hiei: And what about the quarters?
Neko: Yeah, those are fake too so glue them back, Hiei.
Hiei: Aww…
-End Flashback Sequence-
After the Pirates of the Caribbean, we decided to have a little action… at Thunder Mountain! It was open finally and the girls and I wanted to check it out. Too bad the boys started to panic.
-Flashback Sequence-
(The roller coaster goes up.)
Neko: Remember: Hold on to something tight when it gets a little fast for you, okay?
(The ride goes fast)
Boys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Hiei holds on to Neko's neck)
Hiei: You said to hold on to something!
Neko: I MEANT THE BAR IN FRONT, YOU IDIOT!
-End Flashback Sequence-
Actually, Hiei Jaganshi panicked the most. But chi! He was screaming so loud! Anyway, after that, we took them to The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Ride, just to torture them as a payback for what they did at Pirates of the Caribbean. But they kind of took it hard… In fact, harder than we expected… The hard part was trying to get them to go on the ride!
-Flashback Sequence-
The boys: AHHHHHH! WE AIN'T GOING TO THAT RIDE! TO LOOKS TOO HAPPY!
Sakura: Come on, guys. It only takes a few seconds.
The boys: OF TORTURE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mysterious Man: Um… do you girls know these guys?
Kitsune: Ano… we just met them…
Mysterious Man: Oh, okay!
(The girls get into each car)
Sakura and Kitsune: Hey, Yôko… Look! (Shows him something) I got some REAL treasure!
Yôko: TREASURE!
Shuichi: NO! IT'S A TRAP!
Yôko: (Drags Shuichi to the ride just as Kitsune and Sakura sit next to them and pulls the bar down and gets the fake treasure) Hey, wait a second! Those are not real!
Shuichi: You think T.T?
Neko: Hey, Hiei! Look in the car! I got sweet snow!
Hiei: SWEET SNOW! (Gets in the car and eats sweet snow) Sweet and delicious…
Neko: (chuckles evilly) Gets him every time -)!
Hitsuji: Hey, Yusuke and Kuwabara! I think I see some tickets… to a martial arts match.
Yusuke and Kuwabara: TICKETS! (Gets in the car just as Hitsuji puts the bar down and flees to Neko and Hiei)
Yusuke: Hey, wait a minute! Those are tickets to a Barney concert!
Hitsuji: Enjoy EP!
When the ride started, the boys took it so hard; they almost thought everything was real. Like that toy parachute for example…
Yusuke: Hey, person. I'll give you tickets to a concert if you let us borrow that parachute!
Kitsune: Get down from there!
Shuichi: NO! WE'RE NOT GONNA STAY IN THIS RIDE! WE'RE OUTTA HERE! THIS RIDE IS TOO HAPPY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The girls: Oh… boy…
-End Flashback Sequence-
After that, we took a ship ride on the Mark Twain, which became really annoying at the end.
-Flashback Sequence-
Kuwabara: AH HA! 47 ducks! PAY UP, HIEI!
Hiei: Kuso!
-End Flashback Sequence-
In a while, we took them to the Haunted Mansion. We, except Neko, thought it wasn't going to be that scary to them, but we were wrong. In fact, after the ride, …let's just say they didn't look normal at the end…
-Flashback Sequence-
Neko: I told you it was a bad idea bringing them at that ride!
Kitsune: They'll be fine!
Hitsuji: (turns to someone) Bring them in, Sakura!
Sakura: (Pulls a wagons full of the boys who are white all over) And I thought we were gonna be scared!
-End Flashback Sequence-
Well, I guess there's not much to tell you now so far! Right now, we'll be on our way to Space Mountain in Tomorrowland! That reminds me, I better close you up. Wouldn't want anyone to find out that I stole some treasure from a store to lure Yôko in. Ja ne!
Kitsune Yoko Emerald
-End in Kitsune's Diary-
Neko: (reading the diary) You stole some treasure from a store…?
Kitsune: (hears Neko) Nani…? HEY! (Chases her) GET AWAY FROM MY DIARY!
Neko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Threatening Time
A/N: Review, or we'll send Kitsune to your house! Trust us, she's ANGRY!
Claiming Information
Neko Rei Renkyo -Neko-chan70
Hitsuji Sato Yami -Hitsuji-chan21
Kitsune Yoko Emerald -JennyHennyPenny
Sakura Kim Ichigo -Kimkizna
Japanese to English Translations
Chi- shit
Ano- uh
Kuso- Damn it/ shit
Another Authors' Note
Neko-chan70: I have an announcement everyone! In just in the beginning of August, I'll be going to Miami for 10 days! I won't be able to update during my trip! Alisa (Hitsuji-chan21) won't be able to update the Teens in Tights story either because she is taking a cruise to Alaska! Don't feel bad, everyone! We promise to update just as soon as Alisa and I get back from our trip! Please send nice reviews about this! Try not to cry, everyone! I'm gonna cry myself! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hitsuji-chan21: Doesn't anyone wanna be in this story for God sakes! Alright, let's try do this the simple way instead of you guys guessing! Who ever email me first gets to be in this story! Here's what you have to email me about!
Name (Make one up):
Age (Make one up):
Hair:
Eyes:
Weapon (only one):
Clothes:
Personality:
Hobbies:
Who do you love: (Yusuke Urameshi, Kazuma Kuwabara, Shuichi Minamino, Yôko Kurama (or both), or Hiei Jaganshi)
Anything else about your character:
Hitsuji-chan21: My email address is pinkuu21(at)yahoo.com! So start emailing! Don't even think about emailing me, Jenni Henley and Kim Bui! You're already in this story!
Jenni and Kim: FEH!
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