LB POEM

Hi, my name is Lavender Brown,

And I'm sixty-eight.

I have a wonderful mother,

Whose name is lovely Kate.

I know the boy who lived,

Which is so totaly cool.

The first time we met,

Was the first day of school.

I live in a wonderful house,

With a wonderful man.

I will admit that in the past before,

I've compared him to a can.

At Hogwarts School,

I am a teacher.

My husband works at a muggle church,

and pretends to be a muggle preacher.