Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG for rude humor and language
Genre: humor/humor
Disclaimer: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist Report or Ghost Files in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to . We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sakura Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
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-Tomorrowland-
(The girls are dragging the boys to Space Mountain by holding their feet.)
Yusuke: There is no way I'm going to that roller coaster!
Neko: Please!
Kuwabara: No!
Hitsuji: Please!
Shuichi: No!
Kitsune: Please!
Youko: No!
Sakura: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Hiei: I don't trust any of you! …So no!
Sakura: (gives a mad/cute face) Fine! We'll go by ourselves T.T!
Shuichi: (Not resisting the face) Awwww… Don't be like that!
Youko: Shuichi, damasu! Don't go for the face!
Kitsune: Um, hello! We can hear you!
Youko: Curses…
(All of the girls give cute faces.)
Yusuke: NO! TOO MUCH CUTENESS! NOOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T STAND IT!
Hiei: GET IT AWAY FROM ME! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR… ice cream…(Eats the ice cream given from Neko.)
Kitsune: Hey guys, look what I got…
Yusuke: Is that chocolate?
Kuwabara: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAATE!
Sakura: I got some for you…
Shuichi: You'll never take us in!
Sakura: In coins…
Youko: I SAW IT FIRST!
Kitsune: Wait a minute, why does Shuichi want coins?
Neko: (licking a Tootsie Roll Pop) The world may never know. (Hitsuji-chan21: MY JOKE IN TEENS IN TIGHTS!)
Shuichi: DID NOT!
Youko: DID TOO!
Shuichi: DID NOT!
Youko: DID TOO!
Shuichi: DID NOT!
Youko: DID TOO!
Shuichi: DID NOT!
Youko: Hey… how'd we end up in the line?
Shuichi: Curse you, Neko!
Neko: Muahahaha! (Typing in her laptop)
????????: I NEED THIS WITH ME!
The girls: Ara?
(Sees a girl with red-ish-brown hair flowing down to her feet. She has giant raven/crow wings and is wearing a … black shirt with a red skirt and has tail feathers… giant tail feathers)
Raven girl: I REFUSE TO GET IN THE RIDE WITHOUT MY COTTON CANDY! THE COTTON CANDY'S MY LIFE!
Hiei: Man, she's obsessed… (Sees sweet snow) SWEET SNOW!
Youko: They're both obsessed… TREASURE! SHINY! I LOVE SHINY!
Kitsune: (Smacks her forehead) Oh my god…
Hitsuji: (Goes next to Raven girl) Back off, she's with me!
Women: But I didn't do anything…!
(Feels a giant, mad face of the Raven girl behind her)
Women: Time for my lunch break! (Runs away)
Sakura: Don't you have anything to stop Karasuma, Kaya?
Kaya: We're on vacation… (Sticks her tongue out)
(Kaya has strawberry blonde hair; shoulder length and down. Her blue-green eyes kept on changing and changing. She wore a black tank top, light blue jeans, reddish-brown sandals, and a necklace with a deer on it.)
Kuwabara: Wait a minute… you know these freaks?
Karasuma: (mad glare) What did you say?
Sakura: Let me handle this gently… (hit Kuwabara with a bat: BONK!) Well?
BONK!
Sakura: Well?
BONK!
Sakura: Well?
BONK!
Sakura: Well?
BONK!
Kuwabara: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? GIVE ME AMNESIA?
Sakura: O.O (hits him more: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!)
Kitsune: Hey, this looks like fun! (Whacks him with the flat of her katana)
Kaya: AMNESIA! AMNESIA! AMNESIA!
(Everybody, except the boys, start hitting not so poor Kuwabara)
Yusuke: Can we just get on with the ride?
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$
(Two people sit on each car: Youko and Kitsune, Shuichi and Sakura, Karasuma and Kaya, Hitsuji and Yusuke, Kuwabara (by himself), and Hiei and Neko)
Kaya: Get rid of the cotton candy, K-su (Karasuma)…
Karasuma: Awww… … NEVER!
Kaya: (mad glare) Do you want to feel the taste of my exploding rocks?
Karasuma: MEEP! I'm finishing! I'm finishing!
-With Hitsuji-
Hitsuji: (hitting Yusuke)
Yusuke: OW! (BONK) OW! (BONK) OW! (BONK!) DAMN IT! (BONK) I'M WARNING YOU! (BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK) Uhhh… who am I?
Hitsuji: I think I'm going to enjoy sitting next to him =)!
-With Kuwabara-
Kuwabara: I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me ;…;
Musi: SQUEAK!
Kuwabara: Oh god!
Musi: SQUEAK!
Kuwabara: Oh no!
Musi: SQUEAK!
Kuwabara: Why me…?
(The ride starts. Everything is dark.)
Shuichi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M BLIND! I CAN'T SEE! OH GOD, I'M BLIND!
Sakura: T.T
(The ride goes up. Everything is bright.)
Youko: SHINY! I LOVE SHINY! EVERYTHING IS SHINY! SHINY, SHINY, SHINY!
Kitsune: (Whacks him on the head with a random flute) Much better…
(There is a flash.)
The boys: AHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE BLIND!
The girls: Idiots…
Youko: SHINY!
Kitsune: (Whacks him again) Do that again and no coins for the fox!
Youko: Nooooooooooooooooo!
(The ride goes really fast and the boys freak out.)
Boys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girls: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Musi: SQUEAK!
Kaya: Raise your hands up!
(Only the boys do and get hit by wood)
Boys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY HANDS!
Kaya: Was that supposed to happen O.O?
Kuwabara: OW, MY HEAD! OW, MY HEAD!
Karasuma: Will you just sit down?!
Neko: Sigh… Idiots… you're all idiots…
Sakura: Even you…!
Neko: (looks around and back to her) What's that you said?
Hitsuji: We rest our case…
(The ride is done and everyone gets out.)
Hiei: Whooooooooooa… … … intense…
Youko: Owwwwww… … … my head…
Kitsune: (holding flute in battle position and dragging Youko out of here) Things I do to torture… U.U
Youko: (sees the flute with light glinting on it) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh… look at the pretty light. SHINY!
Kitsune: (holds flute away from him) Why do I like you again…?
(Everyone is outside.)
Neko: Okay, let's see… Hitsuji, Kitsune… everyone is here! Wait a minute… where's Yusuke?
(Yusuke somewhere in the ride.)
Yusuke: Um? Anyone? Tasukete? Please?
(THE END FOR THE CHAPTER)
Kuwabara: Wait a minute! We don't know the girls' names!
Karasuma: Don't you ever read the fanfiction?
Kuwabara: …? Read…? You mean as in… someone reading it to me?
Kaya: … … … YOU CAN'T READ?
Kuwabara: (in a dramatic sequence) IT'S TRUE! I CAN'T READ!
Kitsune: (whacks him over the head with a flute) That'll make you quiet… (looks at the girls) Now what were your names again?
Karasuma and Kaya: (anime fall)
Kitsune: What? I'm not good with names!
Karasuma: Sigh… I'm Karasuma…
Kaya: And I'm Kaya…
Hitsuji: That's it? Just Kaya and Karasuma?
Kaya: WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? A PARADE?
Sakura and Neko: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
-A few minutes later-
(A parade is starting and Kaya and Karasuma are whacking their heads with a binder.)
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Threatening Time
A/N: Review, or
Claiming Information
Neko Rei Renkyo -Neko-chan70
Hitsuji Sato Yami -Hitsuji-chan21
Kitsune Yoko Emerald –JenniHennyPenny (she also owns the flute believe it or not)
Sakura Kim Ichigo -Kimkizna
Karasuma –Karasuma-chan (future author)
Kaya –Trista (the person who was the first to email)
Japanese to English Translations
Damasu- you fool
Karasuma- raven crow
Tasukete- help me
Another Authors' Note
Neko-chan70: We would like to give our thanks to Karasuma-chan (Madison Mason) and to Trista for letting us put them in our story. Don't worry, Trista. We promise to let them know more about you in the next chapter. We would also like to give our thanks to JenniHennyPenny and Karasuma-chan for helping me in this chapter.
(JenniHennyPenny and Karasuma-chan: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!)
(JenniHennyPenny: MY FLUTE!)
(Neko-chan70: (sweatdrop))
Hitsuji-chan21: Got to get on with a few more chapters before we go away for a while. I'm wondering… should we add another character? The choice can be up to you! NOW CHOOSE! We apologize for making the boys act so demented and idiotic. We know that will never happen in the shows… or will it… MUAHAHAHA!