YuuYuu Hakusho: The Authors of Evil
Chapter 11: Countless Car Crashes
Authors: Neko-chan70 and Hitsuji-chan21
Rated: PG-13 for rude humor and language
Genre: humor/humor
Disclaimer: We do not claim YuYu Hakusho (Poltergeist Report or Ghost Files in Japanese), a famous Shonen Jump Graphic Novel by Yoshihiro Togashi. But we do have permission to use it for our stories thanks to Fanfiction(dot net). We only claim Neko Rei Renkyo, Hitsuji Sato Yami, Musi, and all the other characters we made up. So don't sue us please!
Peace out yo
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Neko: YAY! I'm back! Now I can finally start this chapter.
Kitsune: But you've already started this chapter…
Neko: Um… OH NO! I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO USE CHAT/SCRIPT! MUST CHANGE!
Hitsuji: if anyone's upset about Teens in Tights not being here, deleted it for many reasons. Ask us if you would like to know more about the story.
(Continuing…)
Sakura Kim Ichigo was feeling very cheerful as always. "Now that the parade is over!"
"Thank god…" Karasuma and Kaya groaned.
"LET'S GO TO AUTOPIA!"
"Oh god…"
An Irish accent was heard. "Hmm… automobiles… Best way t' travel all aroun' the countries."
Karasuma widened her dark red eyes and slowly turned her head around. "Hold on second. I know that Irish accent. There's only one demon I know that's Irish. And that's…"
Up ahead, there was a demon that looked similar to a human only he had a horn on his red hair. He was a wearing a white robe with no long sleeves whatsoever.
"Long time, no see, fellas." The handsome demon greeted. "I can see you got yourselves some beautiful lasses."
"JIN!" Hitsuji screamed excitingly and launched herself to her hot guy.
"MY HOT GUY!" Karasuma was found on the right side of Jin.
"Back off, sister." Hitsuji glared at the raven girl. "He's my guy. Get your own."
"No, he's MY GUY!"
"I SAW HIM FIRST!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT"
"DID TOO!"
"Ah… the joys of bein' handsome and attractive." Jin sighed happily.
"This does not look good." Yuusuke uttered to the girls.
"What do you mean?" Neko asked.
"Jin is constantly crazy." Hiei explained. "Every time something happens to the weather, he reacts… …unusual to it."
"How does he act?" Kitsune wondered.
"Just watch and observe." Shuichi pointed to Jin.
"MINE!" Sakura hugged Shuichi really tight.
"Hello?" Kuwabara waved with both hands (but everybody ignored him). "What am I? Pancakes?" 'Or is it chopped liver?' He thought with his stupid brain.
"Pancakes…" Neko drooled.
(Silverkitsune202: NO! NOT THAT AGAIN! I REFUSE TO GO THROUGH THAT PANCAKE ROUTINE! [Neko-chan70: Sorry, Jenni.])
"At least we know what her favorite food is." Kaya stated.
"Pancakes…"
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Pancakes…"
"Strawberries…" Sakura joined the idiotic cat-demon.
"Cotton candy… MINE!" Karasuma held on tight to Jin as Hitsuji.
"MINE!"
"CAN WE GO TO THE RIDE ALREADY!" Kuwabara screamed at the top of his lungs, annoyed.
"GASP, OH MY GOD!" Kitsune shrieked. "KUWABARA'S ACTUALLY SMART (A/N: Apologies to the Kuwabara fans)! WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO? I… I… I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!" She ran away screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(A/N: Sorry for making you a little (Jenni: YEAH RIGHT!) crazy, Jenni.)
"Yes, everyone." Jin agreed. "Let's…"
He paused as soon as he saw wind swirling around the trash and making it look like a tornado.
"AHHH! A TORNADO!" He spun around in the floating trash. "IT'S A TWISTER! IT'S A TWISTER! IT'S A TWISTER!"
"…" Everyone paused in surprise. (A/N: Apologies to the Jin fans. He will never be that crazy.)
"Now I've seen everything." Neko oddly looked at Jin and soon saw pigs flying.
(Pigs: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… There is no meaning of this.)
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Everyone was now in the cars at Autopia. Of course, Kaya, Kitsune, and Sakura sat with their hot guys: Hiei Jaganshi, Youko Kurama, and Shuichi Minamino. Neko wanted to sit with Kuwabara because she had some special plans for him (A/N: Sensing some evil in it, aren't ya?).
Hitsuji beat Karasuma into sitting next to Jin so Karasuma had to sit next to Yuusuke, which was kind of a good thing because she had someone to torture but she had her eye on that Hitsuji.
Everyone was soon driving their cars (actually, only the girls were except Karasuma who watching Hitsuji) in one of the two different lanes. Kitsune and Sakura saw each other in one of the two lanes and felt as though they were racing.
"Winner gets the two hot guys!" Kitsune suggested to Sakura.
"YOU'RE ON!"
"WHAT THE HELL!" The two hot guys (Youko and Shuichi) screamed loudly.
The cars were going really fast until for some reason, the wheel was broken thanks to the narrator.
"DUN, DUN, DUUUN!" The horror music was played again.
"Stupid music!" Sakura hissed at the musicians.
Soon, the two cars crashed.
(Annoying voice doing the sound effects) Crash.
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Karasuma was looking for Hitsuji and Jin until she realized that it was getting bumpy.
"DUN, DUN, DUUUN!"
"Hey, dimwit, we're about to crash." Karasuma warned Yuusuke. "What are you gonna do?"
"Uhhhh…" The dimwit thought. "Bake a cake? (A/N: Apologies to the Yuusuke fans.)"
"Not good enough. F- -."
"DUUUN!" An alarm sound was heard while an F- - appeared on the screen.
(A/N: This joke was brought to you by Strong Bad Emails in homestarrunner (dot net). It's dot com!)
"Do you want to crash?"
"Uhhhh… not really…"
"Then maybe you should steer."
"But I'm bad at that."
"Do you want to crash?"
"Not really but…"
Crash.
(A/N: This joke was also brought to you by the Demented Cartoon by Brian Kendall.)
Their car crashed with another that Hitsuji and Jin were in. Karasuma was soon steaming at Yuusuke Urameshi.
"I TOLD YOU STEER THE WHEEL IN THE CAR! YOU HAD TO STEER THE FREAKING WHEEL, DAMN IT! THE FREAKING WHEEL! WHAT PART OF F--"
Elevator music is soon heard as a sign appears and say, "We apologize for Karasuma's rude behavior for she is in a really bad mood right. We will continue as soon as she calms down."
Karasuma soon appears hitting Yusuke with her textbook.
"She seems better to us." Another sign appeared. "Let's continue."
"DUUUN!" An alarm sound was heard while CONTINUE appeared on the screen.
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Everything seemed fine with Neko and Kuwabara until Neko looked at Kuwabara with mischief.
"What are you doing?" Kuwabara demanded.
Neko took her hands of the wheel and raised it up while the car was bumping everywhere.
"I'M HANDS-OF-HANNAH!" She screamed cheerfully.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(A/N: This joke was brought to you by our good friend Madeline Hall that her character will soon appear in the next chapter.)
Crash.
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Everyone, injured and black all over, exited Autopia.
"Hey, where are Kaya and Hiei?" Shuichi wondered.
Crash.
A car was destroyed and Kaya stomped angrily away from Hiei.
"THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TAKE THE WHEEL!" Kaya yelled loudly, pointing at Hiei.
"I THOUGHT IT WAS SPINNING CAR!"
"It's really weird." Neko stated. "Everyone of us crashed."
"Thanks to the narrator…" Kitsune and Sakura mumbled.
"DUN, DUN, DUUUN!"
A cute voice was heard. "SQUEAK!"
Everyone paused. "What the…?
"SQUEAK!" Musi, Neko's pet moose that squeaked, and Moo-Moo, Kaya's cow, were driving their car safely back to the entrance.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"We got beaten by cute little animals…?" Hitsuji exclaimed.
"How shameful." Karasuma sighed in depression.
Our pathetic heroes put brown paper bags on their heads to hide their face of shame and went to find another ride to go on. And the narrator smiled evilly at them.
"DUN, DUN, DUUUN!"
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Neko-chan70: Trista, who claims Kaya, also claims Moo-Moo, the cow. Moo-Moo is being used with permission thanks to her (Yay!). Sorry that it took so damn long to update after I got back from Miami. I had really great time there. I went to Disneyworld in Orlando. Space Mountain in Magic Kingdom still rocks. So does Mission: Space in Epcot and Fantasmic in MGM Studios (I was too chicken to go to the Tower of Terror and Rocking Roller Coaster). I didn't go to Animal Kingdom.
Hitsuji-chan21: I'm really sorry about Teens in Tights being deleted. We're still not sure why it was taken off but all we know is that we can't use chat/script for our story. I hope you enjoyed the chapter though. BTW, I we can't fanfiction(dot net) the regular way. Gomen.
Peace out yo