Keori slowly opened her eyes as the sun shone its way into the bedroom. She
got ready to sit up, but was forced back down onto the bed, causing her to
growl lightly. The cat woman blinked a couple times to see that it was Vash
lying on top of her, his head on her chest and his arms tight around her
waist, then tilted her head to the side as a smile crept its way onto her
face. She had done it. She had slept with the infamous Humanoid Typhoon,
Mr. Vash the Stampede himself.
"I wonder if sleeping with him may cause my bounty to go up." Vash grunted lightly, then opens his eyes a bit before looking up at Keori and smiling. He sat up, and then kissed her before rolling onto his side.
"It should. I am a legendary man, ya know!"
"Whatever. And how would anyone find out, hm?"
"You can't keep how great my lovin' is a secret!" The two laughed but were soon silenced when they heard.singing coming from the bathroom. The woman's ears twitched as she listened to try and identify who it was, then gasped loudly, causing Vash to look at her.
"I..it's."
"Meryl? She's a good singer."
"No!"
"Millie? She might be a good singer. She's so cute!"
"Nooo! It's KNIVES!!"
"Knives?!? What the hell is he singing?"
"I have no idea!" Keori leaned over the side of the bed, then snatched Vash's shirt off the floor before putting it on. "Let's go find out!"
The plant nodded, climbed out of bed, picked up his boxers, and then put them on before following his lover out of the room and down the hallway. Once they were near the bathroom, they both put their ear against the door, listening to the cyborg.
"Have you ever heard the wolf cry at the BLUE CORN MOOON!!" Vash's jaw dropped as Keori sweat dropped, causing them both to take a step back, look at one another, then stare at the door.
"That's. Pocahontas!" the cat woman whispered in shock. Her lover smacked his forehead, and then looked over at Millie's bedroom door while growling lowly.
"The Thompson family has ALL the Disney movies from Earth well and preserved, and Millie here has inherited the few that she liked."
"But why would Knives watch it?"
"To keep him. peaceful. Meryl's idea of torture."
"So basically. poor Knives has been traumatized!"
"I wanna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!" the cyborg began singing out of the blue. His brother smiled, then started rocking from side to side, humming the tune.
"Hey, I like this song!"
"But you said that-"
"I was 'wandering' through Millie's room and it happened to catch my attention so I watched it! Such a sad movie, too-poor Mufusa!"
"Oh, my poor, poor Vash and his simple mind."
"OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!! YEAH, YEAH!!!" Knives sang loudly, causing Keori to groan, grab the man she loved (who was singing along with his twin), then dragged him back down the hallway and into the bedroom.
"You need some more sleep, Vashie. I truly think you do."
Meryl stepped out of her room, and then went towards the bathroom. She stopped in her tracks when Knives came waltzing out in only towel, singing.
"Let's go fly a kite and send it SOARING!!" The insurance woman just stood there, watching him dance past her as he began singing another song. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts-Deedle dee dee dee! And they're all standing in a row-Bum bum bum!"
"Millie and her videos." she groaned, heading into the bathroom before closing the door behind her, "But I must say, he sings a helluva lot better than Vash."
Millie sat behind Knives, yawning, and then grabbed her hairdryer and brush. She then grabbed his special bottle of hairspray, plugged up the dryer, and then began drying his hair.
"Miss Thompson, I highly appreciate you wanting to attend to my hair."
"No problem, Mr. Knives," she replied with a small yawn, "I really like your hair."
"Oh? And why's that?"
"It's soft and since it's cut, it's REALLY fuzzy!" A sly grin spread across his face as the brunette dried his hair.
"Is there anything else you really like about me, Miss Thompson?"
"Well, um. I like your eyes! Yeah, they're just like Mr. Vash's!" Knives rolled his eyes, and then pouted slightly.
"My eyes aren't anything like his."
"Oh yeah! They aren't!"
"No, they aren't. Now how about something else?"
"Well, you're a great singer! And well, you're kinda cute when you're not all crazy and stuff!"
"Really? I'm extremely flattered." He rubbed his hands together as Millie began brushing his hair. Yeah, Millie's all mine! "Miss Millie?"
"Yes, Mr. Knives?"
"How about I treat you to, oh, a few drinks, some pudding-"
"As well as cake and ice cream?!" she exclaimed, pulling his hair with the brush. The cyborg groaned loudly, then yelped out in pain.
"Yes! Yeeesss!"
"Wow, I really, really, REALLY like you Mr. Knives!"
"Maybe even love me?" he asked with high hopes, a sly grin still plastered on his face. Millie picked up the hairspray, and then began spraying it on his hair.
"Love is such a strong word, Mr. Knives."
"Oh, but Miss Thompson, I love you," the conniving cyborg purred, turning around and lunging towards her. Millie squealed, then reached for her stun gun.
"Mr. Knives! I don't like you like THIS! I like you in a friendly way!"
"Oh damnit!" The blonde stood up, grabbed the brush, then began brushing his hair up, "You're still hooked onto Wolfwood, aren't you?"
"Maybe I am!" She grabbed the stun gun, and then aimed it at him. Knives groaned angrily, then slowly backed out of her room.
"Well, you're missin' out, Millie!" She held her weapon up to his face, causing him to smile innocently. "Thanks for the hairdressing and NOW- I'm gonna go!" With that, he quickly ran out of the room. Why are humans so damn impossible?! Especially women. I see at this rate I'm NEVER gonna get laid!!
Well, here's the second part. @_@; been soooooo long since I posted! I'm gonna work hard on my other stories and this one so rooooot fer meeeee! X3
"I wonder if sleeping with him may cause my bounty to go up." Vash grunted lightly, then opens his eyes a bit before looking up at Keori and smiling. He sat up, and then kissed her before rolling onto his side.
"It should. I am a legendary man, ya know!"
"Whatever. And how would anyone find out, hm?"
"You can't keep how great my lovin' is a secret!" The two laughed but were soon silenced when they heard.singing coming from the bathroom. The woman's ears twitched as she listened to try and identify who it was, then gasped loudly, causing Vash to look at her.
"I..it's."
"Meryl? She's a good singer."
"No!"
"Millie? She might be a good singer. She's so cute!"
"Nooo! It's KNIVES!!"
"Knives?!? What the hell is he singing?"
"I have no idea!" Keori leaned over the side of the bed, then snatched Vash's shirt off the floor before putting it on. "Let's go find out!"
The plant nodded, climbed out of bed, picked up his boxers, and then put them on before following his lover out of the room and down the hallway. Once they were near the bathroom, they both put their ear against the door, listening to the cyborg.
"Have you ever heard the wolf cry at the BLUE CORN MOOON!!" Vash's jaw dropped as Keori sweat dropped, causing them both to take a step back, look at one another, then stare at the door.
"That's. Pocahontas!" the cat woman whispered in shock. Her lover smacked his forehead, and then looked over at Millie's bedroom door while growling lowly.
"The Thompson family has ALL the Disney movies from Earth well and preserved, and Millie here has inherited the few that she liked."
"But why would Knives watch it?"
"To keep him. peaceful. Meryl's idea of torture."
"So basically. poor Knives has been traumatized!"
"I wanna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!" the cyborg began singing out of the blue. His brother smiled, then started rocking from side to side, humming the tune.
"Hey, I like this song!"
"But you said that-"
"I was 'wandering' through Millie's room and it happened to catch my attention so I watched it! Such a sad movie, too-poor Mufusa!"
"Oh, my poor, poor Vash and his simple mind."
"OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!! YEAH, YEAH!!!" Knives sang loudly, causing Keori to groan, grab the man she loved (who was singing along with his twin), then dragged him back down the hallway and into the bedroom.
"You need some more sleep, Vashie. I truly think you do."
Meryl stepped out of her room, and then went towards the bathroom. She stopped in her tracks when Knives came waltzing out in only towel, singing.
"Let's go fly a kite and send it SOARING!!" The insurance woman just stood there, watching him dance past her as he began singing another song. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts-Deedle dee dee dee! And they're all standing in a row-Bum bum bum!"
"Millie and her videos." she groaned, heading into the bathroom before closing the door behind her, "But I must say, he sings a helluva lot better than Vash."
Millie sat behind Knives, yawning, and then grabbed her hairdryer and brush. She then grabbed his special bottle of hairspray, plugged up the dryer, and then began drying his hair.
"Miss Thompson, I highly appreciate you wanting to attend to my hair."
"No problem, Mr. Knives," she replied with a small yawn, "I really like your hair."
"Oh? And why's that?"
"It's soft and since it's cut, it's REALLY fuzzy!" A sly grin spread across his face as the brunette dried his hair.
"Is there anything else you really like about me, Miss Thompson?"
"Well, um. I like your eyes! Yeah, they're just like Mr. Vash's!" Knives rolled his eyes, and then pouted slightly.
"My eyes aren't anything like his."
"Oh yeah! They aren't!"
"No, they aren't. Now how about something else?"
"Well, you're a great singer! And well, you're kinda cute when you're not all crazy and stuff!"
"Really? I'm extremely flattered." He rubbed his hands together as Millie began brushing his hair. Yeah, Millie's all mine! "Miss Millie?"
"Yes, Mr. Knives?"
"How about I treat you to, oh, a few drinks, some pudding-"
"As well as cake and ice cream?!" she exclaimed, pulling his hair with the brush. The cyborg groaned loudly, then yelped out in pain.
"Yes! Yeeesss!"
"Wow, I really, really, REALLY like you Mr. Knives!"
"Maybe even love me?" he asked with high hopes, a sly grin still plastered on his face. Millie picked up the hairspray, and then began spraying it on his hair.
"Love is such a strong word, Mr. Knives."
"Oh, but Miss Thompson, I love you," the conniving cyborg purred, turning around and lunging towards her. Millie squealed, then reached for her stun gun.
"Mr. Knives! I don't like you like THIS! I like you in a friendly way!"
"Oh damnit!" The blonde stood up, grabbed the brush, then began brushing his hair up, "You're still hooked onto Wolfwood, aren't you?"
"Maybe I am!" She grabbed the stun gun, and then aimed it at him. Knives groaned angrily, then slowly backed out of her room.
"Well, you're missin' out, Millie!" She held her weapon up to his face, causing him to smile innocently. "Thanks for the hairdressing and NOW- I'm gonna go!" With that, he quickly ran out of the room. Why are humans so damn impossible?! Especially women. I see at this rate I'm NEVER gonna get laid!!
Well, here's the second part. @_@; been soooooo long since I posted! I'm gonna work hard on my other stories and this one so rooooot fer meeeee! X3