SB POEM

Hi, my name is Sirius Black,

And I sat on a tack.

Now my butt smells,

Like a sack of stinky rats.

I have a godson,

His name is Harry Potter.

He has a dog,

That I named Rotter.

I lost something,

Seventeen years ago.

I told my godson,

Lego my ego.

Azkaban is creppy,

And frightly Scary.

My back is,

Frightly hairy.