My Harry Potter Poems

by Anika Cobriana

This is a collection of PARODY poems written by me of course about the characters in the Harry Potter books. Was known as DMHG 2GETHER 4EVER.

14. DM Poem

DM Poem

Hi, my name is Draco Malfoy,

And I'm a big dork.

I opened a bottle of wine,

And was hit in the face with a cork.

I am a bully,

With a couple a thugs.

When my girlfriend sees me,

She won't stop giving me hugs.

I hate Harry Potter,

He is such a pain.

I've traveled the world,

And been to Spain.

Mudbloods are stupid,

So keep them away from me.

I just wish,

They would leave me be.