Disclaimer: I don't own Holes.
A/N: The Greek Island, Lesbos, is not fictional, just to inform.
Chapter One: Hallucinations
What the hell? X-Ray blinked as he groggily came out of his tent, lethargically buttoning up his orange jumpsuit. It was 4:30 on his watch and it was never wrong. Was he dreaming? He saw faces of about thirty five gorgeous girls staring back at him, waiting outside the Mess Hall. But then again, he couldn't really see—he hadn't put his glasses on yet. He sighed wearily to himself, feeling quite foolish.
"Mornin' X," Squid yawned, pulling a shirt over his head. "What's the matter? Looks like you've just seen a ghost."
"Trust me…" X-Ray said, shaking his head, "I saw something and it's been gone long enough to be a ghost."
Chuckling, Squid left the tent with Zigzag but came back no longer than ten seconds later, screaming: "I think the rest of the camp became really hot girls!"
At once, X-Ray jumped, shouting, "I knew I wasn't seeing things!"
Barfbag grabbed X-Ray but the shoulders, scowling, "You saw them and didn't tell us?"
"Look, I didn't have my glasses on. Do ya think I want to go up to some cute blonde chick to find out it was the Lump? 'Course not."
All seven boys poked their heads out one by one to ogle at the perfectly formed girls.
"Juvenile female delinquents," Magnet smiled. "Just the thing this camp needs."
"Wait, wait, wait," Barfbag laughed, shaking his head. "How do we even know they'll be staying here?"
Zero pointed out to Mr. Sir talking to a tall and slender dark-haired woman who was older, nevertheless, just as breathtaking as any of the other girls.
"Don't suppose—" Zigzag started until the morning horn sounded, causing all the girls to scream and squeal.
The beautiful Warden of their camp turned around and shouted aloud to her campers, "All right, girlies, say hello to your new home for the next two months!"
"Well boys," said X-Ray, rubbing his hands together. "Looks like this breakfast is going to be very interesting."