NL Poem

Hi, my name is Neville Longbottom,

And I live in the sea.

It's not full of water,

But of Iced Tea.

I went to the store,

To buy a new floor.

When I got home,

I ran into the door.

I tried to brew myself,

A complicated potion.

But instead I got a cauldron,

Full of stinky lotion.

I have a friend named Hermione,

Who loves to read books.

I married my wife,

For her good looks.