PP Poem
Hi, my name is Pansy Parkinson,
And I am a slut.
I cry to my mommy,
Whenever I get cut.
I am a Slytherin,
And very glad to be.
I went outside today,
And was stung by a bee.
I am a total blonde,
And a total ditz
When I'm at Hogwarts,
I get lots of hits.
When at school,
I hang all over men.
Instead of a quill,
I use a fancy pen.