My Harry Potter Poems

by Anika Cobriana

This is a collection of PARODY poems written by me of course about the characters in the Harry Potter books. Was known as DMHG 2GETHER 4EVER.

21. SS Poem

SS Poem

Hi, my name is Severus Snape,

And I'm a greasy slim ball.

I get laughed at,

When I walk down the hall.

I am the Potions Master,

And I don't know how.

The other day I was in a field,

When I ran into a cow.

I don't think that Severus is my name,

But I have a hunch that it's Tim.

I was in a wizard's duel,

And lost all my limbs.

People tell me,

That I'm an ugly git.

I play Baseball,

And I've never made a hit.