I wonder what Tolkein would have writtenin his own Fanfic. I love writing about Faramir and Goldilocks, so cute
Faramir Took walked near the Hedge, the famous boundary of the Shire, and he was thinking. His thoughts were not wholesome as he was still angry about coming to the picnic, despite the feast he had just received. After walking some distance, he encountered the noise of sobbing. Investigating the sound, he saw a young hobbit girl with luxurious blonde curls crying underneath a bush.
"Hallo, why are you crying?" he asked as he crouched down to look at her.
"My dress is ruined!" she sobbed, and indeed her pretty yellow dress had ripped away and only her pinafore remained.
"How did that happen?" he asked, sitting next to her.
"I was playing Tag with my brothers and I tripped. I've been here ever since." She finally looked up at the strange boy, "who are you?"
"Faramir Took, son of Peregrin. What's your name?"
"Goldilocks Gamgee, daughter of Samwise and Rose." She replied, wiping away her tears that continued to stream from her brown eyes.
"Do you have a spare dress?"
"No, I'm afraid that mother will be so angry at me. This is new, and I can't walk back looking like this!" she gestured to the dirt on her face and pinafore.
"I have some spare pants and a shirt you may want to borrow." He suggested bashfully.
"Dress like a boy?" she laughed.
"Or look like a scullery maid, your choice." He shrugged.
"I'll take the pants and shirt please." She nodded remorsefully.
"Stay right here, I'll be back."
"Take your time," she said sarcastically, "I'm not going anywhere."
TBC