Disclaimer: I don't own Oh My Goddess. (Probably a good thing too). Except for the last two incidents, all occured in the manga. The first two occur in the "lost episodes" arc (Wrong Number, Leader of the Pack and Final Exam) The thirdand fourth are from Sympathy for the Devil (When Mara turned Megumi into a car) The fifth is after Terrible Master Urd when Urd turned into a kid. The sixth is from Miss Keiichi, and the other two I made up.
Warning:slash
Pairings: Urd/Megumi and Keiichi/ Bell.
"So this is a camera?" Urd asked. "How is it used?" Megumi groaned. Either Urd was a world class space case or she'd spent her whole life in a cave. How could anyone not know what a camera was? Of course she had no way of knowing that Urd had just recently come from Yggdrasil, the home of the gods and goddesses. "You just point and click," she finally said, exasparated. "Hmm," Urd murmured. She snatched the camera up and pointed at Megumi.
"Point and click!"
"Take the lens cap off FIRST, you dope!"
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Click!
"Hey, gimme that camera!" Keiichi screamed.
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"That is really, really disturbing," Megumi said.
"I think he looks good in that dress and the wig."
"That's the disturbing part!"
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"That turkey is dancing!"
Click!
"A turkey marionnette," Megumi laughed. "Where'd you put the strings?
"Strings?"
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Click!
"Knock it off with the camera! Can't you see I'm in trouble here!"
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"Is that a Knight Rider 2000?"
"Yeah, that's what Keiichi said it was."
"Weird, it looks familiar."
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Click!
Skuld was so engrossed in her latest project that she didn't even notice the flash.
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"Aww, she looks so cute!"
"No comment."
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Click!
"Did your parents give you that camera?"
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"Hey Urd, I didn't know you had a kid."
"Oops. How'd that get in there?"
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Click!
"Urd, give me that picture right now!"
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"Why is Keiichi in drag again? At least he added false breasts this time."
"Yeah, false breasts.." Urd giggled.
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"Urd, I'm not really happy about this," Chihiro said nervously.
"Yeah," Sayoko said, "Are you sure you won't show these pictures to anyone?"
"Not unless you want me too," Urd said. "And Peorth and Mara are okay with this, and they're wearing a lot less than you two are."
Click!
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"Aren't those the pictures from the bachelorette party I hosted for Belldandy?"
"Yep. It was right after the strip poker game."
"That explains a lot."
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"C'mon, just one more picture?" Urd asked.
"All right," Belldandy sighed. Keiichi, looking uncomfortable in a rented tux, just shrugged.
"Hey don't worry K1. As soon as I'm done you can have your way with Belldandy!"
Keiichi turned bright red.
"URD!" Belldandy yelled.
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"Look at this one. Poor Keiichi's so red!"
Urd laughed and closed the photo album.
"Wait," Megumi said. She took out a package and gave it to Urd.
"Here's another photo for your collection."
Urd unwrapped it. She gasped as she recognized the picture.
"Hey isn't this from the party too?"
"Yeah." Megumi said, fidgeting. "You took pictures of all of us in lingerie and told us to give it to 'someone special.'"
"Why are you giving this to me?" Asked Urd, puzzled.
Megumi moved closer to Urd.
"Because you're someone special to me."
Megumi kissed Urd. In that moment Urd realized that Megumi was someone special to her too.