Disclaimer: I don't own any characters etc all are the wonderful creation of JKR but I do own any fictional characters created just for this fic.

Summary: Marauder years! Sirius and Tessa are both bad to the bone and after a fling last year they become enemies. Both determined to out do each other in everything bad...but can they keep this up when to his friends Sirius is supposed to be a good little angel and Tessa has a boyfriend? Rating M for language and suggestiveness (if that's even a word). Also L/J romance.

Note: oooo means a change in time and setting

Sorry I had to repost the last chapter cause the formatting went all wrong…hope it's better now. I'll try to update ASAP but can't promise anything. This chap's called Revenge Bliss?

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"Sirius! Get a bloody move on, we're going to be late." Shouted James hammering on the bathroom door.

A lot of moaning and groaning could be heard before an angry voice eventually answered. "Piss of prongs, cant you hear I'm busy with my Swedish girl."

"I know it's only you in there," James sniggered back. "Stop wanking and get out."

"What do you mean? There so is a hot Swedish hunny in here, she's called Ida and is…uh…21," Sirius replied hurt before he unlocked the door. "Fantastic figure…only problem is she's a magazine cut out". And with that he thrust a copy of 'Wonder Witches Weekly' at James.

A look of mock anger spread across the boy's face. "I can't believe you, you borrowed my magazine…without asking. And by the way, she's Danish," he shouted storming into the bathroom and slamming the door.

"I can't believe the cheek of some people, eh Moony." Sirius said dismissing what to anyone else but him would've been an embarrassing incident. He started poking the sandy haired boy who was now trying to escape under the sheets.

"Padfoot go away I'm trying to sleep."

"But it's my big day, you know, getting my own back on Tessa for what she did to me. Come on get up, you can't possibly miss it," Sirius whined.

"You deserved what you got. Just bugger off and leave me in peace…anyway I thought you were becoming respectable this year?"

"Uh…that starts tomorrow cause there's no way in hell I'm not getting my own back. I was crushed by her, made to look a pillock…humph…you're really not coming to watch the show?

"NO! For the last time LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"Well suit yourself, I'm off to find some absolutely gorgeous ladies who will smoother me with kisses and lick the ground I walk on, then off to watch the fun," Sirius said grumpily stomping out of the dorm with a flourish.

If anyone else had executed this walk Remus would have surely thought them gay. But as Sirius had a reputation, a very big reputation, for being a serial womaniser he just thought his friend's camp antics funny. Sirius seriously did think he ruled the school.

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"Tessa, Tessa, wake up. For god's sake wake up it's the first day of term." Shouted Lily, drawing back the curtains to the dorm and letting the first rays of light stream through. This was her first day as prefect and she wanted to make a good impression, that meant being on time and prepared for anything. So long she had been waiting for that golden badge to come to her, so long she had dreamt of wearing it. Now, finally she was going to be looked up to, an authoritative figure for others. Man, she was starting to sound like the minister of magic at his ceremonial speeches. In the end she decided to leave her best friend to slumber on and went to get dressed.

Just as she was about to head down to breakfast Tessa stumbled groggily out of bed. The two had been friends ever since the first day of school. Well maybe not the first day because the moment Tessa had caught sight of Lily she had sent one of her special bat bogie hexes at her. However, after a trip to Madame Pomfrey and since they had been forced to become partners in a Niffler exercise throughout the first week they had become best of friends. Everyone knew that if they saw one, the other would be by their side, it was always the way…Lily and Tessa, Riley and Evans.

"Oh my head," she said staggering slightly over to her chest of drawers to fetch her wand. She pointed it at her head, muttered a few words and scowled. After repeating this process twice she stuck her head around the dormitory door. "Lily!"

"No need to shout," said Lily tapping her friend on her back, "what is it now?"

"My head…bright lights…wand not working," she mumbled falling back onto the bed with a thump. "Do one of those hangover spells on me, I can't get mine to work."

Lily frowned, she disapproved of her friends frequent alcohol misuse and had it been any other day she would have forced her to suffer the consequences of her actions. However, this was their first day back and she was in an especially good mood today. What the heck! She pulled out her wand and muttered a few words.

"Ow! Did you do that deliberately? I know you don't like me drinking but did you have to hurt me?" Shouted Tessa clutching her head.

"Uh…I didn't mean to…" she replied. What had gone wrong?

"Yes you did," said Tessa butting in. "Ow ow ow…still hurting…ow ow…even more than usual."

"Hang on Tess, you didn't have anything to drink last night, did you?"

"Uh…Sirius turned my pumpkin juice into rum but that was only one glass. HA! I bet that bugger did something to it, that little weasel." And with this sudden discovery she jumped off the bed and rushed from the room still in her pyjamas.

"Tess, getting changed might help first," called Lily.

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Sirius paused for a moment at a mirror in the empty common room just to check his appearance. How could anyone resist him? He ran his hands over his arse and pouted as if posing for a photograph. Man, he was fit.

"Padfoot, is someone taking your picture?" questioned Peter, obviously confused why his friend was acting in this strange way.

"Uh…yeah Pete. Didn't you see them, they just left," replied Sirius hastily obviously embarrassed that his friend had caught him checking himself out. "I'm off to…to…go and find them, you know they nicked my camera and all, terrible, atrocious behaviour," if he had mentioned going to breakfast then Peter would have been sure to follow him. Yeah they were friends but he wasn't really first choice to take along when on the pull, even this early in the morning.

Unexpectedly a shout erupted from the girl's dormitory stairs. "Sirius Black you son of a bitch. Where the fuck do you think your going?"

Sirius wheeled around at the mention of his name, crap he hadn't got away quick enough. Dam Peter, nice guy but he didn't half pick the wrong time for one of his pointless chats.

Tessa was stood at the top of the stairs looking like she was about to kill him with her bare hands.

"Why of course to come and see how my favourite person in the entire was," he said plastering a big grin on his face and hoping that Tessa wouldn't get too mad with him. He had experienced this once before and ended up chained to a pillar in the great hall wearing a pink lycra leotard.

"Enough of your bullshit, what the hell happened to my head."

"I have no idea my sugar plum, what ever happened to your beautiful head is nothing to do with me hunny bunny." Could he charm his way out of this? Her thunderous face quickly changed to a beaming smile and she started to make her way towards him.

"Of course not, silly me. You know I forgot how this year you were planning to be a little angel. It must have someone else that tampered with my drink. Gosh, that Lily, she's such a minx sometimes," she simpered sidling right up to Sirius and wrapping her arms around his neck.

Good, thought Sirius, she believed me. I'm getting to be an ace at wheedling out of tight spots, she'd pulverised me if she knew I'd cast a hangover spell on her. Suddenly he felt excruciating pain flood through his groin area. Tessa had kneed him exactly where it really hurt.

"You don't think that I believed any of that shit. Sirius you talk out of your arse."

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Ok…bit of a nonsense chap there…but I needed it to move the story on. I think the next chap will be a bit more fun…Quiditch tryouts…and after that it should be getting really good. I've planned it all so I know what's going to happen just need to get there.

There's my bit of rambling…any idea's what could happen at Quiditch tryouts? Let me know and I'll try to include them. Please R&R with anything…useful knowledge or just plain crap, it all keeps me motivated to writing more.