Eliza hung a giant picture of the muggle actor Johnney Depp above her bed in her dorm. Which didnt happen to have Cho Chang as a roomie. Even though Eliza had never watched a movie starring Johnney Depp, being that she was from a pure blood family, she had randomally found the poster while walking down a street. And by hanging it above her bed, it was showing that she did asppriciate true beauty.

Ashlea smiled in contentment. The classes today had gone so well! she made 5 people cry in horror! Oh yes, she was hap-hap-happy!

The girl now sat on her bed with her legs crossed wearing a pair of Dinosaur boxers and a dragon tshirt. Dinosaurs were her secret love that everyone knew about because she usually wore them under her robes instead of the set pants. Ashlea looked around in happiness at her dormitory she just happened to share with Hermione. She had covered the walls with pictures of freakishly stretched jester faces, staring at the occupants in silent laughter. Hermione was hiding in a corner, rocking back and forth, shivering as she spoke in a hiss, "They're all staring at me..they wants my brains...they wants my precious..."

When Eliza was finally satisfied with her.. decorating. She decided it was time to spread her love with her fellow Ravenclawerersersaimon. Even though no one in their right mind, which would have to be all of them seeing as the smarties live in Ravenclaw Tower, would come within two meters of her. This didn't fase Eliza's plan. If she wanted to spread her love, her love would be spread!

She started by baking muffins. Well.. she didn't really bake them.. she just, sorta, stole them from the Ravenclaw table at breakfast. She figured that everyone loves muffins and if that meant having to wait for the muffins then so be it!

When she reached the common room, muffin basket in hand, she found it to be empty. She sighed, then a huge grin formed on her face as she instantly started to shove muffins in her mouth. Yes, Eliza is a very dainty girl.

Moving from her bed, Ashlea walked to Hermione and patted her on the head, "What's wrong Herpies! It's a be-a-u-tifully rainy day! the grass is covered in mud and slippery, the giant squid is finding more victims to drag into the water so it can strangle them to death!" She smiled happily and Hermione gazed at her with wide eyes.

"Okie Dokie Mokie Pokie! OMFGWTFYAOI!" She then randomly smacks the poor girl over the head for no apparent reason and goes off in search of something.

"Now where did I leave that fox trap..."

Muffins now gone, Eliza had nothing to do. It was raining outside and dinner wasn't for a few more hours, not as if she needed any more food. She lounged in a near by sofa couch. Picking at her nails. She was bored shitless.

"Fine rain! You win, but if I get wet.. Heck, the next random person I see.. They're getting a hug!"

She jumped up and head of the common room.

Once she brought her second foot out of the portrait hole, something horrible happened.. Her foot got stuck in some kind of primitive hunting tool. "Holy crap on a stick batman!" she yelled out in surprise. Then slumped herself on a wall. "Hmm, this is fun"

Ashlea's ears which suddenly grew longer than natural twitched and she gasped audibly, "Audible gasp!" She then raced down the hall, past a random Mary sue having hot sweaty sex with one of the lead characters who apparently have loved eachother since they were kids, even though they didn't even know eachother as kids and the Sue is somehow related to Draco...completely forgetting the fact that she was having SEX in the middle of a crowded HALLWAY in front of EVERYONE. Oh well, who's going to notice?

Anyway, Ashlea was slowly getting tired because the whole time I typed this she had been running no where until I decided that she was running to save her fox trap from the evil clutches of Eliza's evilness. She gasped even more audibly and snatched her fox trap she would never have used on a real animal, as opposed to using it on a fake one. But ANYWAYS she almost ripped Eliza's leg off. She then asked casually, while slipping the fox trap into her sock, "So how's the day been, eh?"

Well then! That's the end of chapter 2 and since we could care less if you read this story or not, Eliza and I would like you to review! Otherwise we'll hunt you down in your sleep.