It couldn't be...it wouldn't be! it won't be! it can't be! IT WAS! Ashlea stood there, still screaming non stop. Yes, she was scared, and yes, she was about to faint from lack of air. She stopped abruptly and opened her eyes that were shut, as opposed to opening her eyes that were already open. That'd be weird.
"Oh, I'm sorry! did I startle you!" Mary Sue-ellan Rose Diamond pearl sequin Moonglider tilted her head to the side and blinked her wide eyes. She giggled softly and linked her arm with Ashlea's.
Ashlea was chanting in her mind to stop herself from murdering the whore, 'Dead people being poked with sticks. Dead people being poked with sticks. Dead people being poked with sticks.'
Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall, Eliza was having herself a random problem. She solved this quickly by pushing it over and going back to the real reason she was there.. Which she had forgotten. Shrugging her shoulders she stepped over the random and procceded to walk that same wall, that was there the whole time, hiding.. In its wallness of doom.
Eliza fell to the floor.
Ashlea felt herself going mad...er than usual! Mary Sue-ellan Rose Diamond pearl sequin Moonglider wouldn't shut up about her stupid crush on all the Hogwarts' boys and how they had all fought over her love. Ashlea pulled a toothbrush she kept in her pocket, just in case. She stabbed the girl in the head and walked away.
Eliza was still on the floor. Being unconcious was a bitch.
Ashlea walked towards the unconcious body and tripped over it, "Damned mortals!" she stops and sees that it's Eliza. She gasps an audible gasp. "Eliza! What happened!" she then proceeds to nudge the girl with her dirty sock.
"I'm unconcious dumbass." Eliza's brain said. Being that magical talking brain it was. But also with the magical talkingness.. the brain could not be heard.
And with some sort of unknown magical power, Ashlea's brain was able to communicate with Eliza's with telepathy! "Wow. Us brains can talk. We rock. I think the author/s is/are running out of things to write!"
"As do I. But i can sense some sort of random revolution coming on.." Replied Eliza's brain. And, as if on que, the random that Eliza pushed over only moments before.. came to LIFE!
And too everyone's shock and horror, but not really. Just the two girls', the random suddenly had some sort of...army battle gear on and was leading a horde of randoms their way! each one wearing an evil smirk...on their pants. Nah, on their faces! THEN! the Mary sue stood up with the toothbrush still inplanted in her brain and her sex slaves (formally all the lead male roles of Harry Potter) lined up behind her, looking all googleh eyed.