A/N: Thank you guys for reviewing, it makes me very happy, . Anywho, I'd like to apologize in advance for any historical inconsistencies, because I was not alive in the 70s/80s nor have I ever been to London, but I really would like to in the near future.

After calling James and kindly informing him that if he left the house Remus would cut him into little pieces and feed him to wild animals, Sirius drifted back into a light sleep. When he was awakened by the slamming of a door he sighed, the werewolf was in the house.

"Sirius, get up! We have a wedding to plan!" Remus shouted.

Sirius groaned, rolled over, and buried his face in a pillow. Maybe if Remus didn't see him, he would go away.

"Sirius! Get your head of the bloody pillow, your going to suffocate yourself." The werewolf snapped. He poked Sirius exposed back, causing the other man to yelp and quickly cocoon himself in his blankets. "Aw, come on Siri…I've got present for you." Remus coaxed.

"Is it a raccoon?"

"…Sirius I told you, raccoon's scratch you and give you rabies, this is a very gentle pet, it doesn't need to be fed often like the dog," He thought a moment and added as an after thought, "Whatever happened to that dog?"

"Oh well….times were tough you know? I mean with the snow…and he was so sad, and we um figured he was suicidal anyways…and we had the oven heated already. I figured we'd just give him a quick knock on the head and uh, slip 'em in."

"You ate the dog!"

"No! We broiled him and gave him to the homeless." Sirius protested from his protective layer of blankets. "Honestly Remus, I would never eat a dog! A rabbit maybe, but a dog! Never!"

"That's beside the point come out and I'll give you a new, even better pet!"

Sirius carefully stuck his head out and looked around, Remus was sitting on the bedside, smirking at him. "You lied!"

"Mmhm," Remus snickered as he grabbed one end of the blanket Sirius was wrapped in and stood up. He started to pull on the blanket as he walked backwards towards the door, slowly, but effectively dragging the Sirius cocoon off the bed.

"No! Wait! Remus, ol' buddy, ol' pal! Don't do it! The floors hard and cold! Please! Mercy! Mercy!" The cocoon shrieked.

"Did you say something Sirius?"

"Yes I said-OW!" Sirius yelped as he tumbled with a hard thump onto the floor. Remus kept dragging the blanket and Sirius was quickly rolled out from his cocoon. "I'm gonna get a concussion one of these days." Sirius muttered, rubbing the back of his head.

"G'Morning." Remus said with a cheery smile. "Now get dressed, and meet me in your kitchen for coffee."

Sirius grumbled, but never the less proceeded to dress himself and stumble down to the kitchen. "Sure you can use my kitchen, Remus." He said loudly.

"Well it's not like you use it." Remus protested lightly, setting down a mug of coffee and a muffin there to lure Sirius over. It worked and in a few moments Sirius was happily munching away at the muffin. "What's the name of the wedding planner he and Lily were going to use,"

"What do you mean going to use?" Remus yawned.

"Well the one they have now is a complete bitch who keeps trying to hit on Lily, it was getting weird…Oh I met her once, really anti-everything, especially werewolves. And she always wore these odd froofy pink cardigans, she was realllllly ugly and toad like as well." Sirius shuddered, "And she touched me!"

"There, there, Siri." Remus said comfortingly, patting Sirius' shoulder. "What's the new ones name?"

"Snap or something like that, here's the number." Sirius handed Remus a shirt.

"Siri…this is a shirt."

"Left sleeve," Sirius responded.

"You wrote the number on your shirt sleeve?" Remus sighed.

"I didn't have any paper."

Remus rolled his eyes, but never the less dialed the number. "Hello? Yes I'm a friend of James'. You see he and Lily had a bit of a row and the wedding's been put off for the moment….yes I know, terrible how they fight...Oh yes there'll be a wedding, only they won't be planning it…..MmHm, Sirius and I will be planning it, would you mind helping us?...Really! Oh that's wonderful thank you…Yeah lunch would be fine, where did you say?...Here lemmie write that down," The blonde quickly scribble the name of the place and the time on the shirt. "We'll see you there."

"Well…What did he say?" Sirius said with his mouth full of muffin.

"He's going to meet with us for lunch to discuss details, he seemed like a very nice fellow…but I swear I've heard his voice before…I just don't know where." Remus mused.

"Snap…Hm… It does seem like a familiar name…" Sirius mused, "The Greasy Git! SNAPE!"

"It can't be!" Remus argued, "I spoke to him on the phone, he seemed perfectly un-greasy and very nice."

"Yeah," Sirius sighed, and then he laughed "God can you imagine seeing Snape again!"

"No! It'd be a disaster!" Remus hooted.

They sat there, chortling and laughing until Sirius finally choked on his muffin and it took a few more minutes for Remus to realize Sirius was really choking.

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"Rem are you sure this is the place?" Sirius sighed. He and Remus stood nervously at the front of the Café, looking around for their wedding planner.

"Positive, but I don't see-" Remus gasped suddenly and pointed with a trembling hand.

"What? Remus! Are you having a seizure, cause I know how to do the Heimlich maneuver!"

"SNAPE!" Remus squeaked.

Sirius' head jerked towards the man with black hair who was calmly sipping a latte. "You!" Sirius roared. Snape suddenly looked up and his green eyes widened when he saw them.

"You!" Snape yelled. He stood up, knocking over his table. "What're you doing here!"

"What're you doing here you slimy git!" Sirius hissed. He stormed up to Snape and Snape stomped over to him. They met in the middle of the restaurant, knocking over chairs and tables as they went.

"My hair's not slimy anymore, you bastard!" Snape shouted. "Why are you here!"

"Why're you here!" Sirius snarled in return. "I thought you went to cower beneath Voldemort."

Snape glared at him and yanked up his shirt sleeves to reveal pale forearms. "Not yet, Black. Has your family completely disowned you yet?"

"I disowned myself and kept my pride, unlike you. You sniveling coward! Are you Still Lucius' lap dog?" Sirius growled.

"Sev, can you get me a latte?" A powdered aristocratic voice purred.

Remus and Sirius looked over at Lucius and gasped. "You!"

Snape blushed and looked a little defeated at Sirius' triumphant smirk. "Well, still got your werewolf fuck buddy?"

"I did not have sexual relations with that werewolf!" Sirius shouted, pointing at Remus, who was standing nervously to the side.

"This is insane!" Remus growled as Snape and Sirius continued to hurl mindless insults at each other.

"I agree, what do you say we get out of here?" Lucius smirked.

"Oh…Uh….Hi Malfoy." Remus stammered. "How's Narcessia?"

"I decided I wanted to be Bi and she broke up with me." Lucius shrugged. "You seem to be looking well."

"Uh huh, yeah! Yeah doing great!" Remus laughed nervously. "I-uh…why are you talking to me? I thought you hated me."

"I don't hate you," Lucius protested.

"Well uh, whata bout that time in 6th year when you gave me detention and made me your hair washing slave for a month?" Remus pointed out.

"I thought since you have such lovely hair, you could make my hair was pretty as your," Lucius said huskily. He ran his fingers through Remus' hair and grinned. "It's even more beautiful then it was then."

"Oh, thank you….your hair looks nice too?"

"I knew you wanted me!" Lucius growled triumphantly. He wrapped an arm around Remus' shoulders and pulled a very bright pink Remus to his side.

"What the hell are you doing with him!" Sirius shouted, storming over to them.

"Lucius, I thought you liked my hair!" Snape wined, following Sirius.

"Get your hands off Moony." Sirius snapped, yanking Remus away from Lucius. Remus stumbled and fell against Sirius' chest and his blush went even darker. "You okay?" Sirius whispered against Remus' ear.

"Yeah…fine." Remus whispered back. He sighed contentedly for a moment, it felt nice being so close to Sirius, it felt…safe. The beat of Sirius' heart brought him back to reality. Remus jerked away from Sirius and turned back to Lucius and Snape quickly. He did not like Sirius. Sirius was his friend….Frieeeend. "Snape," Remus asked breathlessly. "Seriously what are you doing here?"

"I'm waiting for some guy who wanted me to help plan his friends wedding." Snape shrugged.

"You're planning weddings!" Sirius cackled. "That's so girly!"

"It's only for the money!" Snape argued. "And besides, you get a lot of free food from caterers and stuff."

"Oh my god, it was you on the phone!" Remus gasped. "James was going to hire you!"

"That was Potter!" Snape gasped. "I thought…James Potter is a pretty common name….I didn't think it was actually him!"

"Oh god….James was gonna hire the greasy git! That's rich!" Sirius was crying from laughing so hard.

"I'm not greasy anymore!" Snape hissed at Sirius before moaning, "God I feel so dirty! I was about to help Potter!"

"Well you still are going to help him." Remus smirked. "He and Lily had a row so me n' Sirius are going to plan the wedding."

"Well you're doing it on your own." Snape growled. "I'll have nothing to do with it!"

"And I don't want t see the not-greasy git again, c'mon Remus, we can find somebody better to help us!" Sirius growled, he grabbed Remus' arm and started to walk off as Lucius and Snape started to walk the other way.

"EVERYBODY STOP!" Remus screamed. Three pairs of curious and slightly frightened eyes jerked to the werewolf and stayed there. "It's time to stop all this pretty squabbling! We need to stop acting like children and put our differences aside!" They looked at him in confusion, Remus sighed in aggravation before continuing. "C'mon, James and Lily love each other! They're really in love! True love is one in a million and they've found it!

"We can't let them fuck this up because of one little fight. We have to fix this! We are in the presence of true love and all you idiots do is argue. I know that if we try we can save the wedding and get James and Lily back together. Now, are we going to plan this wedding or what?"

Snape shot a bored glance at Sirius before shrugging. "Whatever, as long as I get paid."

Sirius crossed his arms over his chest and said with a pout, "He'd better not screw anything up though."

"That was a beautiful speech, Remus," Lucius purred, slipping beside Remus and wrapping an arm around his waist. "You've aroused true love in my heart."

Sirius noticed the display of affection and growled low in his throat. Nobody touched his wolf. He elegantly sauntered over and slid an arm around Remus' waist and elegantly pulled the werewolf away from Lucius, while asking about the wedding venue.

"Oh yes, Snape, may I call you Severus?" Remus asked, and Snape shrugged. "Right Severus, do you know any good ocean locations?"

"Oh yeah, there's a really great one up the coast a bit, it's to far out for most people to use it, usually people stay at the hotel that's attached to it."

"Let's go visit!" Sirius exclaimed. "It sounds perfect!"

A/N: Well muahha. I hope u like me adding sev and Lucius in. if not…oh well. Now I understand people might not like Snape because spoilers he sorta killed Dumbledore. But please remember Dumbledore is an insane old coot….and I reallllllly hate him. So even though he's evil, Sevvie's a hero in my eyes. .…btw that face is a wink.