A/N: Hey, sank u all for reviewing! Here's chapter 2.

After a long argument about whose car to take, Sirius' beat up wrangler jeep, or Lucius' sleek red convertible, they finally agreed on the convertible.

"God Sirius, your car's a wreck, why drive it when you can drive this!" Remus sighed, gesturing at the convertible.

"Of course my car's a piece of junk, but it's the principle of the thing Remus!" Sirius argued.

"Remus!" Lucius called from the front seat. "Would you like to sit up front with me?"

Remus hesitated for a moment before shrugging and walking over to the door of the car and resting on pale hand on it. "Sirius?" He asked.

The man in question looked at the back seat and found a very disgruntled Snape sitting there and then he glanced back to the front where Remus would be sitting very close to the gear shift…Where Lucius' hand was resting…which was a to little close to where Remus' thigh would theoretically be. "Nope, no way!" the ex-Gryffindor announced loudly, "No way in hell am I sitting next to Snape."

Remus looked back at Sirius angrily. "Would you stop acting like a child!"

"Would you stop setting yourself up to be molested!" Sirius whispered.

"How am I going to be molested!" Remus snarled back. "Just sit beside Snape and be a good dog!" He whipped open the door and plopped down in the black leather seat shooting a smug smirk at Sirius. Lucius shot Sirius the exact same smirk. The black haired man growled and hopped over the side of the car into the scoop seat in the back, trying to stay as far away from Snape as possible.

The car roared off and Lucius flicked on the radio. While Lucius and Remus talked about some book, Sirius was trying his hardest not to touch Snape. Every time the car turned, Sirius was end up sliding towards Snape. So he clutched onto the outside wall of the convertible for dear life at the same time trying to keep an eye on Lucius' hands and Remus' legs.

"So Remus, aren't weddings romantic?" Lucius asked.

"Yeah, ever since I was a little kid I loved weddings." Remus sighed contentedly.

"Me too...it's so heart warming to see two people join with each other completely." Lucius purred. His hand started to sneak from the gear shift over to Remus' leg. Sirius squeaked in outrage, Lucius glanced back at him with a nasty sneer and swung the car so Sirius yelped and tumbled back onto Snape. The blonde looked back at the road and laid his hand right on Remus' thigh.

Remus squeaked and Lucius gasped in mock shock. "Oh I'm sorry, Remus. My hand must've slipped."

"Oh yeah," Remus chuckled nervously. "No harm done…" Oh shit…Maybe I should've listened to Sirius…He looked back at the marauder and gave him the puppy dog, I'm sorry look.

Sirius smirked and tossed his head the other way, shaking his black mane in the wind in an expression that clearly said 'I told ya so'.

'Bastard!' Remus mouthed before swinging his head back to Lucius.

"Oh Remus, weddings make me so lonely, sometimes I wish I could find my special person." Lucius sighed. He turned his head away from Remus. "Sometimes I look at the stars and wonder if I'll ever find that one person."

"…You know I remember you saying in 6th year that you couldn't stand saps that starred up at the stars." Remus snickered.

Lucius laughed nervously, "Memory like an elephant, huh Remus?"

"It helped on tests and stuff." The amber eyed man shrugged.

"You do look so lovely, with your hair blowing in the wind like that." Lucius sighed. He inched over to Remus and his hand snuck over Remus' thigh. Remus looked down at the offending hand, and back up at Lucius. The icy blonde kept his hand in place and smirked at Remus.

"Uh…Lucius your hand is um…in my er…personal spa-" Remus suddenly shrieked as Lucius' hand brushed a very sensitive area. Sirius leapt forward at the shriek and yanked the steering wheel to the left, launching both Lucius and Remus into the drivers wall of the convertible and Sirius as well.

Sirius rubbed his head, moaned and looked up to find himself sprawled on the floor, between Snap's legs, head on Snape's thigh. The two looked at each other for a moment before they both yelped, but before they could jump away from each other a loud voice on a megaphone interrupted them.

"DO NOT MOVE YOU ARE COMPLETELY SURROUNDED!"

"Quit touching me!" Remus shouted from the front. He looked around from his position, straddling Lucius' lap that the convertible was completely encircled by police cars.

"WE SAID DON'T MOVE!" The voice yelled again.

"I didn't move, I yelled!" Remus barked at the police. "Now what the fuck is this about!"

An office approached the car, gun in hand and leaned on the side of it, smoking a cigarette. He raised an eyebrow as he saw Sirius in the back and Remus' odd position in the front.
"It's not what it looks like!" Sirius shouted.

"It's exactly what it looks like!" Lucius protested. "And can you please not lean on my car like that?"

The cop blew a puff of smoke in Lucius' face and looked over at Remus, who was swatting Lucius' hand off his ass. "Need some help there?" Remus nodded earnestly and took the cops hand and was quickly lifted out of the car. "I got him!" The cop yelled, suddenly slammed Remus against the hood of the car.

"What the fuck are you doing!" Sirius screamed. "Get your hands off him!"

"Johanus Smit you are under arrest for the trafficking of illegal pornographic material!" The cop yelled.

Remus was quickly handcuffed and pressed against the hood by the police mans hands. "But my I'm not Johanus Smit!"

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in court." The cop sighed as one of his hands slipped lower down Remus' back.

Remus yelped and jumped away from the cop. "Do I have molest me tattooed on my frickin forehead!"

Sirius rose to his feet and was about to leap to Remus' rescue when four guns were suddenly pointed in his direction. "Don't shoot!" He squeaked. "Look Remus didn't traffic any illegal porn!"

"You can't fool us! We know that man is Johanus Smit, thirty two, blonde, blue eyes." The cop shrugged, taking another smoke of his cigarette.

"I'm not thirty two! And my eyes are amber." Remus hissed.

"Wha-" The cop looked quickly into Remus' eyes and called out loudly to the other cops. "Wrong guy!"

Sirius smacked the guns away from his face and dashed over to Remus, snatching him away from the police officer.

"Siri can you let him take off my cuffs?" Remus asked sheepishly. Sirius eyed the cop suspiciously before carefully handing Remus back to him.

"Boyfriend?" The cop asked, as he quickly removed the cuffs.

"No, no nothing like that, Sirius is one of my best friends." Remus blushed.

"Great, what are you doing tonight?"

Sirius reached over and punched the cop right in the nose. "Well you're going to be in the hospital with a broken nose, so I think you're busy." Sirius snarled. "Remus is only fifteen!"

The cops gasped and suddenly all guns were pointed at cop who Sirius punched to the ground.

Sirius smirked and walked to the other side of the car, set Remus down on the seat and hopped in himself, situating his arms protectively around Remus. Snape crawled into the front seat and Lucius put the car into drive. But not before backing up over the fallen police man.

"Bastard." Sirius muttered darkly.

"Oh, you didn't have to break is foot!" Remus winced, glancing back at the cars.

"That's what's so cute about you, you're such a humanitarian!" Lucius cooed, he reached a hand back to pat Remus' knee.

"Eyes on the road pretty boy." Sirius snarled and the hand quickly disappeared into the front seat.

"Uh Sirius? Can you let me go?" Remus asked. He was pressed tightly against Sirius' side.

Sirius smirked and looked down into Remus' large amber eyes and shook his head. "Nope."

Remus rolled his eyes and shifted around a few moments before he finally drifted to sleep, head resting painfully on his neck. The car jerked a bit and Remus' head bobbed up and this time it fell against Sirius' shoulder. To Sirius' delight the werewolf purred in his sleep and cuddled against Sirius.

Sirius looked down at his werewolf once again and debated giving his golden head a chaste little goodnight kiss. But Sirius sighed and carefully arranged Remus on the other side of the car. He was not going to take advantage of Remus…even if it meant never making the werewolf his.

XoXoXo

"Right here is where the bride and groom would stand," Snape explained. He was standing atop a white stone platform that was raised above the slightly broken white stone pavilion which the wedding itself would take place on. The entire pavilion was facing the ocean and set upon a low rocky cliff that was just above the sand of the beach.

"Hey Severus, how many people can we fit on this pavilion?" Remus asked.

"Oh, three hundred, three fifty," Snape tossed off handedly. "But back to the bride and groom, now the isle would be right down the middle and the brides' maids would stand stairs, there can only be four though."

"Whatever, this is perfect." Sirius exclaimed. "Look at the sea! And we're so near the beach!"

"I agree, How much is it?" Remus asked.

"17,000 pounds," Snape shrugged. "That doesn't include the hotel rooms,"

Sirius thought for a moment, "Let's get it."

"What!" Remus gasped. "Sirius that's a lot of money!"

"Yeah it is…But luckily James is one rich sonofabitch!" Sirius grinned. "And I happen to own several of his credit cards and an ATM card."

"We'll take it!" Remus agreed with a huge grin on his face. "Oh, how many hotel rooms would we need?"

"Oh well I suggest just having the bride, groom, brides' maids, and best men stay here." Snape said professionally. "Lemmie check the papers…" He drew a stack of papers from his pocket and looked over them quickly. "MmHm, well there are three brides maids and three best men, and including the bride an groom that's four men and four women so I'll set you up with two rooms."

"Wait the honeymoon!" Remus gasped. "Did they plan a honey moon!"

"No….James was just planning on staying at the bagpipe ruins for a week or so." Sirius snickered.
"Well thank god we're planning this wedding for him." Remus growled exasperatedly. "Severus?" Remus asked, but the ex-Slytherin was already on the phone booking the site and the hotel rooms. Lucius was in the actual hotel, asking about food for the wedding.

The werewolf sighed and walked over to the edge of the cliff. The sandy beach was only a few careful steps down from the rocky platform. Remus sat down at the edge of the rocks, looking out at the ocean and suddenly an idea sprung into his mind. "Sirius!"

"Hm?" The other man asked.

"We can have them leave for the honey moon from here! A boat can come and take them away to the Mediterranean! Lily's always talking about how she's never been to Italy!" Remus gushed. "Oh! And then they can go to France! And they can go to the museums and eat the chocolate, oooh the chocolate!"

"Remus I think your projecting…since when does James have any interest in museums." Sirius pointed out laughing. "It's not like we're going on their honey moon with them!"

"Hm…Well you know James can be very irresponsible…" Remus purred, grinning mischievously.

Sirius' smile quickly bloomed into a cat-ate-the-canary smile. "And Lily really can't navigate to save her life."

"And we worked so hard to plan their wedding,"

"That maybe we deserve a little treat as well." Sirius snickered.

"A nice white villa on Sardinia!" Remus sighed dreamily.

"We'll visit Paris!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Oh! We can go to Athens! Oh the history!"

"Amsterdam! Everything's legal there!"

"We'll visit the Vatican city!"

"We can go to Romania!"

"Sirius, why the hell would you want to go to Romania?"

"We can find Dracula's castle and invade it! And use your wolfish powers to defeat Dracula and we can take his sexy harem of vampiresses!" Sirius raved.

Remus rolled his eyes. "Let's go get Snape to make the reservations!"

"Just because I'm helping you Gryffin-dorks plan Potter's wedding doesn't make me your personal travel agent as well." Snape growled, storming over with Lucius in tow.

Lucius yanked Snape's shoulder and hissed in his ear. "A honeymoon! We can go with them!"

"Luc….we bloody hate them!" Snape growled.

"So? How many chances do you get to explore Europe with the most beautiful werewolf alive!"

"You've lost it."

"No, I'm in love!" Lucius grinned. "Now do whatever the hell they want. When the time comes for us all to board the honey moon boat, tell them that you're also a skilled guide and that they never paid in advance for our services."

"Fine…But we're going to Amsterdam…Everything is legal there!" Snape snickered.

"We can have sex in public!" Lucius smoldered.

"…I'm thinking more on the lines of getting high beyond belief and then bugging people, but sure, public sex works to."

"So Severus will you help us with the Honeymoon? And we've got to send out invitations to all the guests to tell them about the change in location." Remus finally interrupted.

"Of course, Luc will write the new invitations and I'll call the travel agency while I show you two where the after party's going to be." Snape said with a smirk. He started to walk down a white stone path and Sirius and Remus followed.

"But I don't know how to write wedding invitations!" Lucius called after them.

"Check your pocket!" Snape hollered back. "There's two hundred guests so be sure to copy the letter and then find a really big owl to send them."

Lucius fiddled with his jean pocket for a moment before removing a folded piece of paper with the words 'Dear guest, as you know Lily Evans and James Potter are to be married next Saturday. However there has been a last minute change in location. The wedding will now be located at The Palace by the Sea hotel and resort.' It then went on to list the address and phone number.

The ex-Slytherin looked at it a moment before transfiguring it so it was a nice smooth white paper with there words written elegantly in black on it. Lucius looked at it a moment before adding a lace edging with little pearls hanging off and then he smirked at it. He changed the colors to green and silver and added a little note in tiny print at the bottom that said, 'I am sexier then Potter and Black…and I wants me some werewolf lovin'!'

"Severus…are you sure we can trust Lucius not to screw up the new invitations?" Remus asked nervously.

"Pft, Lucius' is dumber then a box of rocks sometimes, but I'm sure he'll figure it out." Snape said dismissively. …Or maybe he won't…

A/N: Well hope you all liked this chapter. Btw Sardinia is a lil Island in the Mediterranean sea, I think on one map it said it was and on another it didn't but I'll pretend it is. As usual please review!