In the kitchen there were all sorts of smells. Bacon cooking, eggs frying, waffles baking. Most of the pirates were on their own with breakfast. They where taught to make their own so they don't set something on fire. The chef usually enjoys this time because he only has to cook for the captain. One of the pirates went into the kitchen screaming "He's coming! Take cover!" All the pirates save the chef had ran into the cupboards bringing there food with them.

"He's terrorized my kitchen for long enough!" He said waving a huge spatula around (a/n:This was used to flip Karnage with in the ransom of the red chimp epi.) The ground started to shake. The chef raised his spatula high above his head ready to hit anything that moves.

In 3 seconds, the kitchen turned into a disaster zone. The pans that where hanging where now scattered everywhere. There was food splattered everywhere. And the chef was on the floor with a blank look on his face.

Elsewhere…

Hal had finally stopped running and sat down to eat his breakfast. Anthony was laying on the ground holding his head. He picked his head up looking to see if he really did stop. It felt like some giant spatula hit him. He stood up noticing Hal eating. He felt his stomach grumble. He took a seat next to him. He poured himself a bowl of cereal and started eating. It was silent for a few minutes until Sparks broke the silence. "Who is Lisa?" Hal grew wide eyed. He stood up and stared down at him. "What?" Sparks said seeming a bit annoyed.

"How do you know?" He said.

"Huh? Oh. You kept saying you wanted to protect her in you're sleep." Sparks replied seeming a bit worried.

"Are you usually this annoying?" Hal said starting to leave. Sparks got up and left his bowl of cereal behind.

"Hal wait!" Hal turned towards sparks remembering, that one day. She died because of him. He couldn't stop the bullet in time. It was all his fault. Hal shook the memory away as Sparks neared closer. "We're going to have to work together. If you don't then we'll be stuck like this for the rest of our lives…" enter dream sequence.

Hal is talking a walk at his new retirement home. This includes a walker and a long beard. Accompanying him is Sparks in his mid 50s. He has a cane but is not being used because he is being dragged on the ground. "Hal…stop…please…oh-no." This was being said as Sparks was slowly (very slowly people) dragged into other senior citizens. End dream sequence

"Whoa. Did you get that too?" Sparks asked.

"Yeah. Pretty creepy. But that doesn't mean I have to tell you."

"Well okay." Sparks said as he followed Hal towards… well wherever he was going. "Uhh… where are we going?"

"I need to use the bathroom." Hal said. Hal was about to enter one of the stalls when Maddog ran up to them scared out of his mind. He grabbed Sparks shirt and started shaking him.

"I DIDN'T FILL HAL'S ROOM WITH SEWAGE!" he screamed.

"Wha- yeah you di…" Sparks said. But then Hal flicked on the ear. "He did! Maddog! Stop lying! It's bad enough you-where did he go?" Sparks and Hall looked around to ee where the confuzzled dog was.

"Hey. He's acting stranger than you." Hal said "Yeah I know. Hey!" Sparks said. Hal entered the stall as he was laughing up a storm. Sparks knew better though. He pulled on the chain and Hal slammed into the stall door.

"You little…" Hal said as he pulled the chain and rammed Sparks into the door. This little fight occurred for several minutes causing a lot of attention from the other pirates and specifically Don Karnage. He walked up to them with thoughts of rage. He plucked Hal out of the stall and grabbed Sparks collar.

"You two! Office! Now!" He dragged Hal and Sparks off, who was reading into a very thrilling magazine.