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"Could you excuse me for a second?" said the therapist.

"Sure." Said Yoh.

The Therapist walks balk to Hao.

"Sorry I took so long."

"It's alright." Said Hao.

"Now, where were we?"

"We were talking about how many bad things my evil twin brother Yoh has done to me."

"Oh, now, let's scratch that and move on to another problem."

"Right."

"Now, have you ever considered yourself…gay?"

"Excuse me?"

"Have you ever thought that you were gay?"

"HELL NO."

"Oh, I see. But have you ever done anything that might be considered gay?"
"Why in the name of blue hell are you asking these questions?"

"Umm…call it curiosity."

"Argh, of course I'm not gay!"

"Uh-huh."

"Could we get back with my unyielding desire to conquer the world?"

"Of course. I'm sorry, Mr. Asakura."

"You better be."

"Uh…right. So, do you think there are any other factors that could've contributed to your…dreams?"

"Hmmm…lemme think...let's see…Uh, there was this time, when I watched a 2 day sci-fi movie marathon."

"And how would that contribute to your dream?"

"Well, I was pretty young at the time. And most of the movies involved some loony plotting for world domination."

"Oh."

"Then I watched this nice Dragon Ball Z marathon and it gave inspiration to bulk up."

"Bulk Up?"

"Yeah. I lifted weights and all that other crap."

"Could you excuse me one more time?"
"Sure."

The therapist goes back to Yoh.

"Sorry I took so long."

"It's okay."

"So, what else do you think about your brother?"

"Hmmm…other than the sheer and obvious fact that he's gay? Hmm…he was on drugs once."

"Drugs?"

"Yeah! He took some after he watched that Dragon Ball Z marathon."

"Huh?"

"Yes, after which, he took steroids and he got all muscular."

"I see."

"I was angry he couldn't the normal way like everyone else! When I talk about it he always denies it."

"Uh-huh."

"Then he bragged about his muscles for an entire month. AN ENTIRE FRIGGIN' MONTH. He didn't even earn them! The next month he bought Barbie Dolls and was heartbroken when our dog, Fluffy bit an arm off. Then HE RAPED AND KILLED FLUFFY. Damn him."

"He killed your dog…"

"I'm not done yet, then, after murdering sweet, sweet, Fluffy. Then, he got earrings. Then he got all gay and had plots for World Domination."

"Uh-huh."

"Lemme continue-"

"I'll be back."

The therapist walks back to Hao.

"Well you certainly took your sweet time." Said Hao.

"I'm sorry."

"Never mind that, now continue, minion."

"Have you killed anybody or anything, Mr. Asakura?"

"Hmm…well, I killed this Street Dog once."

"Street dog?"

"Yeah, it was ugly."

"Ugly, you say?'

"But my lousy good-for-nothing-except-killing-me brother got all angry at me. "

"Then I furthered my plans for takeover of central Japan."

END CHAPTER 2. TO BE CONTINUED.