A/N: Well here's more, I don't know why but this fic is so easy to write and update. Now to those MIA readers : Belisse is seen hiding behind a small fort: tell your snipers to stand down. I'll try to update as soon as possible. But try to view this as someone trying to jump start a car battery. Maybe after I finish this, MIA will be finished. I just need something fresh to do. :) And if yout still want to shoot me, I think I just fractured a toe, as I wrote this. So... that should keep you at bay... for now.

Enjoy!

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Heavenly beer, heavenly night.

"So..."

Elizabeth looked at John, "So?"

They stared at each other awkwardly. John now started to feel the effects of the drink, he was looking at the bottom of his mug with interest.

Elizabeth looked at John and lower her head, "John? I'm sorry I made you fall from the balcony. Is just that I..."

But she was cut off by John, "Shh, we'll talk about it in the morning. Right now, what I'm wondering is if we can manage to get a refill."

Elizabeth smiled and replied, "I don't think so John."

"Come on! We just got a huge shipment of the stuff!"

Elizabeth shook her head, and John stood up and walked towards Carson's office.

Carson was deep into paperwork, John stopped at eh door, "Hey Carson, can we have a bit more of beer."

Carson didn't even looked up, "What? No!"

John smirked, "You know the stuff is good for us, and just one more cup won't do any harm."

Carson seemed to think about it, either that or he was just ignoring John, but after a moment he replied, "Behind me there's a cabinet. One bottle should be enough for one more drink each. But that's it, this is not a pub, and I want both of you on your bed once you finish. Is that clear?"

"Yes." John now walked towards the cabinet, and opened the door. There was a big row, filled with bottles. Discreetly as he could John took three bottles, "Thanks Carson." and then he walked back towards Elizabeth.

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Rodney had returned to his lab after meeting John in the mess hall. Maybe the man didn't know it, Elizabeth had him eating out of her hand. But now Rodney had another quest, pray that Carson was still in the infirmary. So he could take a look at his brand new burnt hand. It was his left hand and it was burned in the inside all the way up to the wrist and the pain was begining to bother him.

Rodney walked in the infirmary, but once inside he was distracted by a loud giggling. Clearly it was Elizabeth, but it was followed by a low grunt that sounded a bit like John. Suddenly Rodney forgot all about his hand and started walking towards the giggling. It was actually kind of disturbing as he started to hear John's voice a bit more cleared, "Oh that's nice... mm mm. Lower... just like that."

Rodney's mind had to do a double take, John is... and Elizabeth is...

Then John's voice continued, "A bit lower, ahhh that's a good girl... Oww! Slow down Elizabeth, there's no need to be rough!"

Now, every bad thought came running into Rodney's mind. But John continued, "Mmm, lower. Oh dear God! Elizabeth where did you learned to do that!"

When did I feel to the Twilight Zone? Rodney could stand it any longer and walked in expecting to find a mind scarring situation. But when he saw them, Rodney didn't knew what to do. Laugh, run away, maybe both. But he was definitely relieved. John was lying on a bed flat on his stomach, Elizabeth was sitting on top of him and it appeared that she was giving him... a back massage.

They both looked up at Rodney when he appeared, John smiled, "Rodney! Man you should try this. She's a goddess."

Rodney sighted in relief and reached out for the nearest chair, "Oh God! I thought you two were..."

Hearing all the conmmotion, Carson appeared behind Rodney, "What the hell are you two doing? I told you to go to sleep two hours ago."

Elizabeth got off the bed and walked towards her.

Rodney diverted Carson's attention, "Carson, just ignore them fore a while. And take a look at my hand. Please? I have been scarred enough for one night."

"Ok, just sit over there." Carson pointed out a chair away from John and Elizabeth.

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Elizabeth got in her bed and looked at John, they couldn't resist it, they started laughing. Then without warning they heard Carson's voice, "Quite down you two! I swear if you two don't act like grown up in 5 minutes, I have a nice needle prepared that will keep you out unitl next month!"

John and Elizabeth tried to stiffle their laugh. Elizabeth tried to make herself comfortable and seeing that John was doing the same, she had a wild idea, so she whispered, "Ptsss, John!"

John looked at her, Elizabeth moved her covers and signaled him with her hand to come over her bed. He stared at her reluctantly, but after she smiled at him and patted the bed, he just stood up and jumped into her bed.

Elizabeth felt good, John was there with her and even though the bed was small. She knew she will sleep alright. So she snuggled close to John and fell asleep.

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Carson just finished bandaging Rodney's hand. "It's been quiet for the last 20 minutes, do you think they're out?"

Rodney eyed Carson, "For your sake, I hope they are."

"Let's see."

Both men walked towards John and Elizabeth's beds and discovered them, together on Elizabeth's bed. Both men smiled, Carson turned around, "You know? Somehow, my night just got better."

Rodney felt a bit confused, "Better? Why?"

"Because, they are not going to be very happy when they wake up."

Rodney smiled, he knew that too.

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A/N: Reviews anyone? How many did actually believed that John and Liz were doing naughty things in the infirmary:shakes head: Dirty... dirty minds. ;P