Disclaimer: I do not own YGO, CardCaptors, DBZ, Zelda, SailorMoon, SaintTail, or Chobits. "Fellytone" isn't my word either. THIS GOES FOR ALL CHAPTERS! Sometimes I forget to put disclaimers…

I'm going to start using POVs. I find it easier to write humor, and let's see how you like it for a change…

This fic is AU and was originally going to be script-style (…grrr…). I'm sorry if the many animes I use confuse anyone. Please try to deal with the ages (like I know Yamcha is supposed to be WAY older than Trunks). If you have a question, please tell me. I'll try to explain it well…

I'm using their Japanese names because I feel like it. So here's a guide:

Japanese – English (Age)

Anzu – Tea (16)

Marik – Yami Marik (16)

Bakura – Yami Bakura (16)

Ryou – Bakura (16)

Yugi – Yugi (16)

Atemu – Yami Yugi (16 but really 5000; lol )

Katsuya – Joey (16)

Honda – Tristan (16)

Shizuka – Serenity (14)

Mai – Mai (20)

Isis – Ishizu (19)

Malik – Marik (16)

Seto – Seto (18)

Mokuba – Mokuba (12)

Rebecca – Rebecca (13)

Miho is only in the manga and she's 16

And here's a guide of the other characters and what show/manga I got them from (and how old they are in this fic):

Yumi – Chobits (16)

Chiharu – Cardcaptors (16) (Chelsea in the English TV show)

Noaki – Cardcaptors (16) (Nikki in the English TV show)

Meimi – Saint Tail (16)

Trunks – Dragonball Z (looks like Future Trunks) (18)

Yamcha – Dragonball (21)

Lita – Sailor Moon (16) (Sailor Jupiter)

Mina – Sailor Moon (16) (Sailor Venus)

Marron – Dragonball GT (16)

Link – Zelda (15)

Main pairings: Anzu/Marik, Seto/Yumi, Bakura/Meimi

Sorry Otogi/Duke fans, he's not in here.

This fic is dedicated to Sailor Tiamat, who chose a Marik/Tea pairing.


Paradise Island

By: Chi Yagami


Chapter 2 – Packing the Suitcases

xxx Anzu's POV xxx

It is Friday.

FINALLY.

I am super excited about the vacation that I didn't even bother to go to school. I know it's bad to skip school, but I accidentally overslept anyway, and I couldn't think about anything except the plane trip.

xxx Normal POV xxx

While she was busily packing her things, the other guests were busy after school as well…

xxx Shizuka's POV xxx

Honda, Katsuya, and me are all packing for the trip together at Honda's house.

"So, Shizuka, what color is your bikini for the trip?" Honda asks me.

"Uh-uh, I don't have one… I have a one piece… See?" I explain, holding up a green one-piece.

"Not anymore," he says slyly as he snatches my swimsuit and rips it in half.

"KATSUYA! YOUR PERVERTED FRIEND RIPPED MY SWIMSUIT!" I scream.

Katsuya comes running in all defensive-like.

"You twerp," he says to Honda, "I can't believe you!"

"Hehehehehe…"

(O.O)

I'm starting to think he's a freak…

Katsuya is ordering a pizza now. Is there ever a moment where he's NOT thinking about food!

………………

Probably not. (U)

Ew! Honda's going through my underwear, trying to see if I have any thongs!

WHACK!

That'll teach him…

Only two hours until we go to Anzu's house! Yippee!

xxx Yumi's POV xxx

I am so excited to go! I can finally get away from all of these persocoms and junk. I can relax and be me!

The landlady is coming over to help me pack. I call her by her first name since we're only like 3 years apart.

"Hey Yumi," Chitose says as she helps me pack. "I hope you'll have a fun time."

"Me too. I get to hang out with my friend Anzu, and whoever else is going, I get to meet them!"

What fun!

xxx Mokuba's POV xxx

Heh, Seto's not happy. I am making him go on this trip against his will. Oh well. He and I need some bonding time.

"SETO!"

"WHAT?"

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY BARNEY UNDERPANTS?"

(OO;)

"NO… MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE THOSE HERE!"

"Whatever…"

I never really like Barney anyway, but Honda gave me Barney underpants for Christmas.

Seto's going crazy. He can't find the map to Anzu's house (;) and he can't find his favorite sweatervest (OO).

I think he should wear the sweatervest, even if it is dorky. He wears way too many trench coats.

Maybe he needs an Aspirin…

SCREW THAT

I need the Aspirin.

xxx Atemu's POV xxx

I can't believe Yugi is making me wear this. I LOOK LIKE A !F&#& SURF BUM!

"Nice Hawaiian shirt," Link snickers. Little freak… why did Anzu have to invite him!

"YAMI!"

"WHAT?"

"ARE YOU PACKED!"

"No…"

"GET PACKED! WE ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS!"

Ugh, only two more hours and then the REAL torture begins… Kaiba, Ishtar # 1 and # 2… great… and Yugi's annoying cousin.

Kill me now, Ra. Just kill me.

BANG!

I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY! Stupid Link, smacking me with his suitcase… once Yugi's not looking, I'm ripping out his throat! This whole vacation idea sucks. I'm only doing it because Anzu's my friend.

Wait…

Anzu is actually Yugi's friend… that means I'm not doing it for her! I CAN BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND!

"Atemu, don't get any ideas," Yugi calls up. URGH! I hate mind-links. Speaking of Links… that little brat keeps calling me 'couz'. WHAT THE FREAK IS A COUZ!

"Are you packed yet!"

"No, my suitcase is full."

"Of what?"

"Migraine relief."

xxx Mina's POV xxx

Yippee! We're going on a vacation!

Lita and I have almost got everything packed… I think. Serena wanted to come over and help but I said no way. She can't be trusted with my stuff anymore.

"Mina! Are you ready?"

"Yeah!

"Let's go!"


I hope you all enjoyed chapter two! I'm sorry it's so short, but I thought it might get boring going through every character while they're packing…

Please review!