A/N: More... my brain is dead and I'm a zombie. Instead of eating people I write and go slowly insane. Anyways, I had a break to write this before I forgot what the chapter was going to be like. So... here it is. After this one I "think"it'll be one more chapter and it's done!

Thanks a lot Dr.Dredd for the info on the gel. :P

Enjoy!

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Chapter IV: Not so heavenly morning.

John started to feel awake, his mind felt rested even though his body felt a bit sore. He also, somehow felt very snuggly. There was someone lying besides him. When he opened his eyes and looked beside him, Elizabeth was there deep asleep and one of her arms right across his chest.

If this would've been a different situation, John would've smiled. But the episode was far too weird, John tried to remember the night before. He remembered the moment when Elizabeth called him over her bed. But there were a lot of other moments where John was not sure of what had happened between them. He suddenly noticed that she had started to move and John closed his eyes. To be honest he didn't wanted to see her face when she woke up.

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Elizabeth felt herself more aware of her surroundings. She was all curled up against something. This pillow is too hard. But she noticed too that her pillow was breathing, her eyes snapped open and looked around her. She was lying next to John. No, no, no, this isn't happening! I am angry at him, we're not supposed to be sleeping together!

She tried to refresh her memory, Elizabeth remembered most of it but there were parts that were all together fuzzy. She didn't know, but then another thought jumped to her mind, the drink shouldn't have done it. Is not supposed to make us forgetful. But now she was so consumed by her mental discussion that she jumped up when she heard her name. It was John, but reacting wildly Elizabeth tried to get out of the bed as quickly as she could. In the process she lost balance and accidentally slammed her elbow into John's groin.

After that she fell on the floor and looked at John. He was curled up in fetal position, his hands on his groin. Elizabeth covered her face, this was possibly the tenth time she had inflicted some kind of injury to John. In all the commotion she saw him turning and lying flat on his belly. His head was sinked in the pillow and Elizabeth flinched as he said, "I'm never going to be able to have children." Then he followed to do a mock cry.

Before either one of them could say another word, Carson walked in the scene. He took one look at the pair in front of him and tried to repress a laugh, "What happened now?"

John looked up, just enough to look at Carson, "She just castrated me!"

Elizabeth stood up and looked at Carson, "Can I go now?"

Carson eyed with a mild amused expression, "In a moment." He now turned to John, "How are you feeling Major? Besides the obvious."

John had now managed to sit on the bed and replied with a sarcastic tone, "Fantastic. Life can't be better!" There was a moment of silence and John continued talking, this time without the sarcasm, "My back hurts a bit."

Then Carson quickly replied, "Well, that will pass. But you'll be fine, there weren't any fractures and your spine is fine. Besides with the professional massage you had..."

John frowned, "Massage? What massage?"

Carson held on a smirk and shot John a knowing look, "You know lad! Elizabeth gave you a professional massage last night."

John stared at Carson in disbelief, then he stared at Elizabeth who had a faint blush going on in her face. Carson continued, "I had to tell her to get down from on top of you a couple of times."

In that precise moment, Rodney walked in, he looked around and saw the scene. He smirked. "Are they just waking up?"

Carson crossed his arms and replied, "Yes."

John stared at Rodney and snapped, "What?"

Rodney held on a laugh, "Nothing, I was just remembering something about last night."

At that point John had lost his patience, "Well why don't you share it, if it is so funny?"

Rodney and Carson exchanged looks and Rodney said, "Well, you two were quite loud last night. There was a point where I thought that you two were..." Rodney stopped, he looked at Elizabeth that by now had her face buried on her hands.

But John couldn't contain himself, "What?"

Rodney was now trying not to laugh, "I though you two were... having sex."

John was quite shocked for a couple of seconds, "But... we..." John looked now at Elizabeth who looked like she wanted to escape from the scene. "Did we?"

At the question Carson was the one who answered, "Of course not! I would have sedated you two before you even thought of it!"

Elizabeth now finally gathered her strength, "Just a question." Her voice was soft, but almost restrained, as if she wanted to scream. "I can't remember that particular moment you're describing Carson. The drink you gave us is not supposed to have this kind of effects."

Now Carson seemed to have changed moods all of the sudden, "Well, that is because the one you drank last night, was not for partying. And I don't know who allowed you two to have four bottles of the stuff!"

John suddenly felt the wish to vanish from sight, an angry Carson was pretty much a really scary sight. But now John was the one who gathered up strength to talk, "What do you mean is not for party? We had a lot last week and I remember everything that I did that night."

Carson stared at Rodney in disbelief and then back at John, "This is because the one here is stronger! Also, I would really like to know whose idea was to use the ultrasound gel to give the massages? That stuff is not a Kama Sutra oil! The stock is running low and you two had to spend two bottles?" Carson waited a minute to breathe in several times before continuing, "And on what? Wait... please don't answer that. I will need to disinfect the infirmary."

Before anyone could say anything the three guys heard Elizabeth, "Oh my God!"

John now looked at Carson, "Now you know."

Elizabeth was now staring at the floor, "Can we go now?"

Carson looked at Rodney, who seemed to be having the time of his life by seeing Carson bullying the bosses of the city.

Carson in turn, relaxed, "Yes."

Without second thought Elizabeth walked out so fast that she was almost running. Carson looked at John with a mild amused expression, "Well son, just let me know if something hurts. And go, before I retake my thoughts of revenge."

Now John didn't had to consider it, he just walked out and towards his quarters. On the way he tried with all his might to remember what had happened the night before, but with no results. Just as he approached his door, another surprise arrived for him, Elizabeth was on his door waiting for him.

TBC...