The beginning of the dead
When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth. Hmmm sound a little far fetch right but I decided to write a fic on this.
Satan is walking around in Hell. There are a few people that were roasting some marshmallows (I know in the Catholic religion if your go to hell you are tortured and tormented for all eternality there but this is a funny fic.) and there was Hitler playing chess with Mussolini.
"Hey Lucifer, Michael Jackson is on trial do you want Bubba to kill him if he is so you can collect his soul." He heard his secretary say.
"Are you kidding me no way, he is the biggest freak of them all ask God to take him." He yelled.
"God wont take him, he said the same thing you did, and plus he has done way to many sins, he actually broke the world record of mortal sins." She said.
"Fine, tell God that we will leave him in purgatory and never let him out ok." He said.
"Ok will do." She said.
"Hey Satan, City of Demons is on." Judas said.
"Ok I will make popcorn." Satan said.
Afterwards a man comes to him to give him some news.
"Satan there is no more room in Hell." He said.
"Oh damn and Butt Cracks of the Rich and Famous is going to on soon." Satan complained.
"Come on we need to get ready." The man said.
"Ok." He said.
On there way to the dungeon he calls out. "Antichrist, come hear."
"But Dad, Who Wants to be Martha Stuart's Bitch, is going to be on the prison channel." He complained.
"I mean it son." Satan yelled.
Then Antichrist fallows his dad to the dungeon. They spotted the guard who was reading Chicken Soup for the Evil Soul. He looks up at them puts the book down and lead them to the dungeon and passes the cages.
"Ok Demon Soldiers, Snakes, Vampires, Werewolves …oh there it is the one who cannot enter because we are full." The guard said as the stopped at the cage that had a sign that said 'Dead Fucks' and inside is a zombie ready to kill.
"Ok let him back to earth to kill people and then let the strongest live." Satan said.
They let the Zombie back on earth and he spots his first victim.
And the Dawn of the Dead begins.